kenji: huh? where's kunikida-san going? he's in such a rush...

atsushi: apparently, he got a call from the mafia.

kenji: *big gasp*

atsushi: *suspense nod*

kyouka: he doesn't want anyone to follow him.

tanizaki: says he'll have to do it all alone to keep us out of trouble.

kenji: you're just going to let him go like that, though?

atsushi: it's alright. we have faith in kunikida-san. he can do this.

everyone: *touched workmates vibe*

- somewhere else -

kunikida, on the phone: hey. it's me, kunikida doppo from the armed detective agency. now. show yourself.

phone, chuuya's voice: alright. cafe de casa. you here?

kunikida: in a sec.

- cafe -

chuuya: I KNOW, RIGHT?! HE'S A FUCKING ASSHOLE, I WISH I COULD SHOVE THIS ENTIRE CHAIR UP HIS ASS

kunikida: THAT WON'T BE ENOUGH, HE PROBABLY RIDES BUILDINGS ALL NIGHT

chuuya: HE HAS AIDS

kunikida: EVERY KNOWN STD

chuuya: I BET HE'S GOT LEPROSY, WHAT ELSE COULD BE UNDER THOSE BANDAGES?

kunikida: TATTOOS OF THE NAMES OF HIS FORMER SUGAR DADDIES

chuuya, even more passionately: EVEN BETTER

this happens every sunday and goes on until 3 in the morning. they have to continue their party in someone else's house tho.

i got this from a comment on another book

hi LunaRoseScarlet