How can you slap me!
You f*ck, you old f*ck!!
I'll f*ck you up,
And down.

And North and South!!

BRING A COMPASS!!!!

This old guy slapped me!!
This f*ck, he slapped me, because I kissed a rat!!!

Hey, hey!! Why are you all bringing ropes and scissors!!!!
You f*cks!!
No don't cut it!
No... No.... (Crying like a mentally ill bluetooth speaker)

Chill readers, it's just a little kid,
He watched too many instagram reels.
The sh*t reels are twisting what he feels.

We are just cutting his instagram hair,
We gave him a tasty pear,
Now, he isn't screaming like a bear.
I guess,
It's kinda fair.
These kind of kids were rare,
But now,
They are everywhere!
Sh*t!!