Naruto strolled towards Itachi and his squad with Temari. "Happy birthday!" Konan screamed before engulfing him in a hug. Naruto hugged back and patted her on the back. "I don't have a present for you but I will get you something." Konan said sheepishly.
"You don't have to."
"But I'm going to." Konan insisted and Naruto chose not to argue with Konan anymore, knowing it is futile.
"So, Mr Uzumaki-Namikaze, why did you not tell us anything?" Kisame asked, nudging Naruto. Naruto just shrugged nonchalantly, choosing not to say anything. Temari slung her arm around Naruto cautiously after letting him know that she was going to touch him with a few subtle signals. Naruto hated when people touched him without warning, it just made him felt defenceless like that day his parents died and he wasn't able to help. "Are you still going to go to school?" Itachi asked and Naruto nodded in confirmation.
"He may be smart but he wouldn't ditch school when his girlfriend and best friends are in school." Temari said with a smirk on her face, knowing her boyfriend very well. Naruto looked at her and she smiled back sweetly before catching him off guard by kissing him on the lips. Temari was a little taller than Naruto and since her arm was over his shoulder, he leaned his head back slightly onto her arm. Konan squealed in delight at the cute couple. Naruto blushed a little. "Awwwww. He is embarrassed." Temari cooed and Naruto buried his face into her neck. There was a flash when the camera clicked, making Naruto jump slightly. "Sorry, can't resist." One of Naruto's employee said as she waved the camera hanging around her neck. "Anyways." She continued and handed Naruto a folder.
"What's- never mind." Naruto mumbled as his eyes scanned through the document. Naruto scribbled a hell lot of things on the document as he went through it. "The hell with your annotations?" Hidan asked as he saw the page filled with Naruto's neat hand writing in the margins. Naruto looked up with a small smile at their surprised looks. "Tell Haruno and Yamanaka that if they want to have business partnership with major corporations they better buck up on their attempts to form a business proposal." Naruto said as he flipped over the papers to the spare sheets of paper used for him to write down what to do for his employee's sake, so that they don't forget. "And, hm... Tell that woman, what's her name? Goddammit." Naruto mumbled as his hand raised to run his hand through his hair as he tried to remember her name. "Are you okay, Naru?" Temari asked, worried. Naruto is never ever forgetful.
"Yeah yeah I'm fine. Can't remember her name!"
"Who?" Temari asked, hoping she can help.
"I do remember she likes American food. She's a really spoilt brat... Princess Yukie Fuji, yeah, tell her to stop arranging meeting without discussing it with me, I'm not as free as she is. Also tell her to stop calling me out for a date, I have a girlfriend, and to stay away from Temari or I'll have her on restraining order."
"Oh that chick! The one that I yelled at." Temari said in realisation and Naruto nodded. "Oh that little piece of sh*t." She said darkly, making a few people step back in hopes that they weren't in her reach when she lashes out. "What happened?" Konan asked curiously.
"She was such a pampered little woman, hence her nickname princess. That day when Naruto walked into the room to start their meeting, she thought he was one of the employees so she ordered him to get her somethings and Naruto hadn't said anything or moved to get her the things instead he sat down, she got mad and started screaming and yelling at everyone to restrain 'this worthless punk'," Temari quoted,"but no one dared to touch Naruto so she attacked someone else instead."
"Which is who?" Nagato asked.
"Me. She pounced on me and Naruto rushed over and took the hit. You can imagine how angry I got so I started screaming at her but she still doesn't f*ing change her bloody attitude." Temari snarled, Naruto patted her head to make her calm down before turning his attention back to the folder.
"Ask Hana to write me up a report on the project she is currently working on. Tell her not to print it, don't waste paper, just email it to me." He scribbled a few more notes before handing it back to the worker and she rushed away to do the tasks.
"You sure is busy." Kisame commented. Naruto sighed and shook his head. "What can I do about it? I didn't ask to be born in two rich clans, that are at the very top of the ranks in everything apparently." Naruto said, causing Temari to nudge him playfully. Naruto looked at her to see what she wants and she pointed out the fact that if he wasn't born this way, he wouldn't be living such a luxury life.
"I don't need luxury, hime." Naruto spoke softly, with a hint of sadness in his tone. "I want to know what it feels like to have parents watching you grow up into someone they can be proud of. I don't care if I'm not from a rich and famous clan." The group was silent as they didn't know how to respond to this particularly sensitive topic that revolved around in Naruto's world. The moment of silence in the group was broken when someone ran in screaming in delight and victory about something she found and ran straight towards the computer that was connected to the projector. Temari's face appeared on the blank screen when it finally connected properly. Everyone was confused but had their attention on the screen. "Um, we have another video that I couldn't find before but I suddenly found it a few moments ago. Enjoy!"
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Temari adjusted the camera before she sat back down on her bed heavily. "Welcome to my live session! I-" Temari was interrupted by the door being knocked and opened without invitation. "Hey! I'm film-" she was interrupted again when the red head of the Sabaku siblings spoke in a grave and serious tone. "Can I have a moment with you for a bit?"
"What's going on?" Temari asked as she left for the door and came back in, face pale. She plopped down on the bed and started brawling her eyes out, forgetting the camera was still rolling. There was someone banging loudly on the door. Kankuro. "Temari!"
"F* off!" Temari screamed as she went back to burying her face into her pillow and crying. "He is gone!" Temari yelled out angrily.
"He is not gone! He is still alive!" Kankuro shouted back from behind the closed door.
"They got him! He isn't-"
"He wouldn't want you to be crying your eyeballs out." Kankuro said.
"I don't care! My Naru is gone!"
"He is NOT gone! Goddamit Temari! He will figure something out! He has been in this whole 'I got kidnapped because of how I look' situation so you shouldn't worry so much."
"What if he dies?! My poor Naru!!" Temari wailed.
((Naruto cringed at what he did to Temari when he got kidnapped that one time. Temari just patted him on the back to tell him it's fine.))

"Hello! So I'm extremely happy that my boyfriend has just been discharged from the hospital! Although he does have-" Temari was interrupted once again by a few loud thuds and some muffled shouting. Temari froze in her spot as she blinked, trying to figure out what was happening. "What happened?!" Temari decided to shout when she couldn't figure it out. "Um, something!" Kankuro's voice travelled nervously through the door.
"Which is?"
"We decided to help blonde walk from Gaara's room to yours but he slipped and fell.
"WALK? You let him walk?! Where is he?!" Temari growled.
"Um, on the ground floor."
"WHAT?! We're on the second f*ing floor!" Temari yelled as she rushed around to clear space in her room.
"I know! I'm sorry! He fell and tumbled down the stairs! We didn't manage to catch him! I'm sorry!" Kankuro apologised profusely as he literally felt Temari's rage through the thick mahogany door. Temari's head turned sharply towards the door. "You! Let MY baby tumble down a huge flight of stairs?! You f*ing a*hole!" Temari screamed as she dashed out the door.
(( a few looked at the blond couple weirdly. Why had Naruto fallen down a flight of stairs and why did he need help with walking?))
A pissed off Temari came in carrying Naruto, bridal style, and eased him gently onto the bed. Gaara pushed a wheelchair in and took a glance around the room before his eyes landed on the camera so he left.
((That was when everyone noticed the bandages, on his arms, neck, around his eyes, legs, hand. Temari's face scrunched up as she remembered the extent of Naruto's injuries, which have left him in a wheelchair and blind for a period of time.))
"I just tumbled down stairs Temari, I'm fine." Temari ignored Naruto's protest as she checked him for any injuries that might have formed or that might have opened up again from the fall from grace. "Shut up." Temari growled as she lifted his foot to see if he had twisted his ankle or anything. Naruto pressed his lips together as if wondering what to do. When Temari looked up, he darted forward and kissed her on the lips, shocking her. Then he pulled her to sit down and face the camera. "Finish making your video. I'm going to just roll over there." Naruto said as he tried his best to move from the bed so he could sit on the carpeted ground, away from the camera's field of vision. "Oh you are going nowhere." Temari said as she picked up her thin boyfriend easily and sat him on her lap. "Hime!" Naruto whined a little as he squirmed, uncomfortable at being in front of a camera when he was blind.
"Don't worry naru. You can't see them they can't see it."
"The world isn't ostrich logic simple, Temari." Naruto deadpanned as he stopped struggling, knowing it would be useless anyways as he is now a lot weaker than Temari.

Naruto was walking, walking blindly. He had his hand to the wall to feel when a particular wall ends. Someone was sneaking up from behind Naruto. He had suddenly stopped and the person jumped on him. Naruto then did the most incredibly impossible thing. He had somehow predicted it and he manage to flip the guy over his shoulder, making the guy land with a dull thud on the carpeted floor. "Note to self," the man grumbled,"never ever try take down someone who is a legend in mixed martial arts even though they are blind. I just got taken down by someone blind! I should probably quit my job."

"We are going to play a prank!" Temari exclaimed.
"I did not agree to this Temari and when did you say we were playing a prank?" Someone's muffled words were heard coming from the background, currently not sure whether the voice belonged to a girl or a guy.
"... Fine! We're not playing a prank. One of our dancers is preggo so we have to replace her."
"Tell me again why I have to be the one replacing her?"
"Because you look like a girl!" Temari whined.
"What?! That's rude! I know I have my mum's face but to say I look like a girl?! Rude, Temari, absolutely rude!" The person retorted, Temari twitched as she resisted the urge to laugh.
"What the hell Temari! This is a... Very skimpy outfit."
"Really?" Temari asked innocently.
"Don't try, Temari. You're just trying to get me into a revealing outfit."
"What if I am, hmm? You've got a nice body! You're always covering it! Which child in the right of mind wears casual suits everywhere they go!"
"That is because, my dear, I having a job. Speaking of job, I have to finish looking through all that reports. Kami... What did I do wrong in my past life that I have to be the one responsible for the world's economy?"
"You, better hurry up and change into that 'skimpy' outfit." Temari quoted. "I am sure you did something good in your past life. You have everyone worshipping the very ground you walk on."
"Not from what I have seen with the Uchiha and his little group of spoilt brats of heirs." The other said.
"You've got a point. Now hurry! I want to see you." Temari exclaimed and froze when she heard the heels against the marble floor. "Are you going to look or just keep your back to me?" A rich smooth beautiful voice asked. Temari turned and gasped at someone off camera. She even suddenly slapped herself to make sure she wasn't dreaming. "Far out, Temari. Why did you suddenly slap yourself?" The person asked worriedly and rushed towards her. Long red hair covered the screen as the person checked Temari's face.
"Hey Temari-sama... Where is Naruto-sama?" Kosuke asked with a can of coke in hand for his boss. Temari blinked while the red head kept her face from the camera. "You mean, you mean you don't see him?"
"Huh?" Kosuke asked, extremely confused as he looked around the room, he turned bright red when his eyes landed on the red head. "Who's that red haired chick?" Temari sucked in a breath.
"Oh my f*ing Lord. Oh my god!!" Temari screamed, ecstatic. She grabbed the redhead's face to make her face the camera. "The power of makeup! FTW!"
"Why do you want to f* the world?" The red head asked confused, the child looked so hot. Well, hotter with that innocent face. Temari laughed and patted her on the head. "FTW is for the win, not f* the world."
"Where Naruto-sama and who is this hottie?!" Kosuke blurted out, worried but realised what he said so he clamped a hand over his mouth. "Oh my god..."
"Look carefully." Kosuke moved to get a better look whilst the red head can still face the camera.
"Uh... She has two contrasting eye colours?" Kosuke asked, seeing the stark contrast between both her eyes, one a slightly dull blue and the other a crimson red colour. "NO! Look closer." Temari exclaimed, pushing the red head closer. She finally sighed and got a book from the table and covered the side of the red head's face that had the red eye. The red head's lip twitched into an expression that Kosuke has seen on his boss's face once in a while. He then saw it. "Oh f*. I did not just." He cursed and cupped his face, near his forehead.
"What?"
"Call Naruto-sama a hot chick."
"Are you implying that my boyfriend is not hot?" Temari asked dangerously.
"What?! No!" Kosuke defended.
"See the thing is, Naruto is so hot that he can look hot: girl or guy, doesn't matter." Temari said and she kissed the redhead now known as Naruto.
"Where's Naru- TEMARI?! What the f*?!" Kankuro exclaimed shocked as he and Gaara walked in on Temari kissing someone. Kissing a girl! Naruto looked at Temari and she caught the expression. Time for some fun. *cackles madly*
"What?"
"Why are you kissing a girl?! A hot chick for the matter of fact! You cheated on Naruto!"
"You already said she's hot. Plus Naruto knows."
"The heck?!" Kankuro exclaimed. "Who is she?"
"She? My bestfriend." Temari said.
"How dare you?! Naruto loves you!" Gaara growled.
(( everyone was surprise that Gaara, the stoic Sabaku heir, was more protective of the blond he calls blood brother than his actual blood sister.))
"I know he loves me! That why you should open your big fat eyes and see that I am not cheating!"
"How is this not cheating?" Kankuro asked, angry. Temari and her two little brothers glared at each other. Naruto patted Temari's head to make her stop glaring. Naruto looked at Kosuke when they wouldn't stop. "They are not going to stop. Gaara will kill me if we don't reveal it to them." Naruto hissed to the camera. Naruto then turned to whisper to Temari and she finally grinned. "You have just been pranked." Temari said, causing them to be confused. "What?"
"This hottie is Naruto!" Temari squealed in delight as she covered half of Naruto's face again to show them. "The-"
"Don't you dare curse." Naruto warned, Kankuro swallowed his curse before continuing, not wishing to face the wrath of the heir. "Why is he dressed like this?! Why does he sound different?!"
"I was forced to dress like this. Temari said I apparently look like a girl." Naruto answered rolling his eyes.
"You do! They fell for it! You even sound like one. Wait a minute... You're acting different as well. Do you have spilt personality disorder?" Temari asked, scrutinising him.
"Maybe. Maybe not. I don't know!" Naruto said as he reached out towards Kosuke for the can of coke.
"Then why do you sound like a girl?"
"... You guys clearly have not heard of such thing as acting." Naruto said as he sipped on his drink. "... If this worked on them, what do you think would happen if I walked into the office like this and completely replaced Naruto for a whole day?" Naruto asked checking his phone and Temari's face lit up. "Yas! Let's do that!"
Naruto noticed Kankuro and Gaara staring at him up and down. "Do you guys notice it too?" Temari asked.
"Notice what?!" Naruto asked looking at himself. Temari shifted the younger teen so he faced the camera and her siblings moved so they can see her. "Look at the size of my hand." Temari said, holding on to her phone. Her hand was just nice the size of that phone, meaning it's small. Then she placed it on Naruto's stomach. Her hand could literally cover his abdomen! "He is so tiny! So skinny. Look little girls. This is the definition of body goals."
"Hey! I'm just small of my age. Not tiny." Naruto defended.
"So skinny! For a guy for gods sake! Where in the world can you find guys with such small waist?!" Temari gushed, making Naruto roll his eyes. He kicked up a robe and swung it into Temari's face as he wrapped it around himself to cover up. "Quit staring. I'm not that skinny." Naruto deadpanned.
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Fun fact:
This chapter contains 3121 words excluding the fun fact. This is the longest chapter I have written in my entire life.