Naruto looked towards Temari who just smirked at him and shrugged and jerked her head toward the screen. A video started playing.
---- okay the rest of this chapter would be dedicated to pretending to be the vid---- italic and underline is audience reactions
Someone held the camera as they looked at it to try figure out if it was working. "Okay so happy birthday Naruto-sama! Please enjoy the vid that we have made!" Hakura said.
"Naruto-sama is very very tired and he just staggered towards that couch there and collapsed onto it. Now he is sound asleep and we have here Temari-sama!" A random employee whispered excitedly as she turned the camera to show a sleeping Naruto and then to a grinning Temari who waved happily. "We're going to prank him! Let's go!" The two woman made their way towards the room Naruto was in, Temari walked to Naruto as the employee hid so she can get a good angle but still hidden.
Temari jumped onto Naruto, making him jerk awake. Naruto sighed and patted Temari on the head before mumbling a hello and going back to sleep. Temari pouted at the camera from Naruto lack of response. "Hey Naruto?"
"Hmmm?" Naruto hummed, half awake.
"Can you promise not to be angry?"
"Why?"
"I- I, uh, I'm pregnant." Temari blurted out.
"That's good." Naruto mumbled as he started processing what she said.
"Aren't you angry?" Temari asked suspiciously. "Are you even awake?"
"Yes I am awake Temari." Naruto said as his eyes opened to show it held a tinge of red in his usual icy blue eyes. It was a sign that he was getting angry. "Then why aren't you responding like how normal people do? Why aren't you pushing me off?"
"Because Temari, you are not the type to cheat."
"How are you so sure?"
"If you liked to jump from boys to boys should you have dumped me months ago already and I am your first boyfriend which means you treat your relationships serious enough to choose carefully." Naruto said and Temari smirked while shaking her head at how smart her boyfriend is.
Temari and Naruto smiled at each other before a few who had turned to look at the couple saw them peck each other on the lips.
"What if I really am pregnant?"
"And I am hundred percent sure it is not our child that you're pregnant with Temari." Naruto said as he rubbed his face trying to clear away his fatigue.
"And you're not going to do anything about it?"
"I want to castrate that bastard but i will not if you are happy with him." Naruto said calmly despite his eye colour telling a different story.
Everyone had been shocked beyond words. How can the boy be so supportive someone who cheated on him to be with someone else?
"But even if I don't do it, I'm sure there are a few people who are more than willing to castrate him without me asking."
"Name a few."
"Your brother Gaara. Kurama, and his underlings." Temari nodded in understanding before she suddenly grinned wider. "You've been pranked!" Temari screamed into Naruto's face before scrambling off and she ran off screaming with joy at how good her boyfriend is. Naruto sighed and rolled his eyes before he got up to get to work.

"Hey guys! Temari here! So me and Naruto-"
"Naruto and I, Hime." Naruto corrected and Temari smacked him on the arm playfully. Naruto was driving while Temari filmed their trip for her youtube subscribers.
"So Naruto and I," Temari stressed, "are going to Disneyland! Tell them what you're wearing."
"I am wearing army uniform, combat boots and all - you know the usual. Do I have to tell them my sunglasses brand?... It's a pair of polarised Oakley that Temari bought for me for Valentine's Day."
"Explain why you're wearing army uniform dear."
"Because I was in Wales for this tour of the place and their schedule and stuff. I had a two weeks crash coarse of training. It was like the their selection phase. To weed out weaklings. I actually passed and they gave me a badge as memory. You have to have experience in other regiments before joining the SAS. So kids, if you want to join the army, just join don't let anyone stop you."
Temari laughed and went to kiss her boyfriend. "Dammit Hime, I'm driving."

"Okay! Live Q and A time!" Temari said and she looked at her phone to look for questions from her subscribers before the door opened to reveal Naruto with a packet of original TimTams. "Do you want Timta- oops. I'm sorry?" Naruto tried to leave but Temari lunged across the room and dragged him in. Naruto was pulled to sit in between her legs while she played with his hair. "Before anyone of you question this awkward position and comment saying it should be the other way round: Temari, here, likes to play with my hair and braid them so I would end up with twenty plus tiny braids at the end of the video." Naruto explained as he scrolled through Temari's phone while eating TimTams before he found the first question. "Did you and that hot blond boy have sex before? If so is he good in bed... Um, Ms (YouTube user) we have not done it as I am still an underage child?" Naruto answered.
Naruto's answer had made the whole room, who has now settled comfortably, laugh.
"Okay. Next. Do you like TimTams? Well, no sh*t. It's awesome."
"You only like that one flavour of TimTams and when has this Q n A become yours?"
"Since the moment you drag me in. Next. What is the weirdest thing you've ever done?"
"Hmmm. That's gotta be when I was so stupid I decided to run down a very steep slope and I tripped so I rolled all the way down."
"... Ouch... Mine is somewhat a confession okay?"
"What did you do? Walk around my house naked?"
"If you count walking without a shirt on, naked then yes I have walked around your house naked but that's not it. I kinda ordered your gardeners to do the garden outside the house so I can do the back yard garden?"
"What?"
"They wouldn't let me even water the freaking plant!"
"... Oh right, I forgot you liked doing those things. When was it though?"
"That day up during the Uchiha function, you came back home extremely pissed because the 'stuck up' uchiha wouldn't leave you alone even though you have a boyfriend."
"Stuck up Uchiha? Which one?"
"He is in our school, Sasuke Uchiha. The one you called duck butt."
Itachi and his squad full on laughed out along with the employees.
"I mean no offensive, I apologise Fugaku-sama and Mikoto-sama if you're watching this but your boy is hella arrogant. I don't mind his hair style just so you know. I just hate his attitude towards people! How dare he think everyone else is lower than he is! How dare he bully my Naruto-kun!"
"Shh, it's okay Temari. So as I was saying, they wouldn't let me do anything that required much movement, any movement after walking is a 'it's okay. I'll do that for you!' So yeah. I kicked them out and hogged the entire garden."
"You cut the bushes into shapes! You credited the gardeners for it when you deserved full credit!"

"That moment when your boss slayed a professional." The camera showed a professional snooker player chatting with a few employees at the pool table in the Namikaze corporation as the pro player is there to discuss some things with the head of the clan and Naruto just silently strolled in with a cue. Their attention was brought to him only when they heard the sound of the balls clacking together as Naruto arranged them. "What is a child doing here?"
"You'll learn soon enough that I am not a mere child that you should belittle." Naruto said calmly and he looked up to meet his gaze. "Wanna play?"
"Of course. It's on." The pro said as he cracked his knuckles. Naruto was spinning the stick at an insane speed because he was bored and he stopped when the pro was ready. The pro made his first shot. He separated the red balls but none went in. Naruto eyed it for a moment before he readied his cue and started. One red went in, a coloured ball, another two red, another coloured ball, two red balls and another colour. Soon Naruto had cleared the entire table and the opponent didn't even have a chance. "How?!" The little crowd around the pool table exclaimed.
"Math?"

Naruto was running his hand through his hair as he held the camera Temari had chucked at his face. "... Day 3-"
"Day 4! I accidentally told my subscribers it was day 3 yesterday!"
"You can always record it and edit the video. I'll help you with it. So! Day 3 of our trip around the world. We are still in Sydney and Temari signed us up for this... Dance competition... Dammit Temari I can't dance."
"You can, don't lie." A male voice from behind the camera said, Kankuro.
"But I don't wanna do- this is in Russian. Why did you get a leaflet of the prizes in russian?"
"Is that not english?"
"Does it look english to you?" Naruto asked showing the camera the leaflet.
"But you understand Russian! Deal with it! Read it out to them." Temari exclaimed, throwing a pillow into his face.
"... Do I read it in English with an accent or what? It would be fun, doing an accent video."
"Oh My GODDDDDD!!!!! You're a genius."
"I know." Naruto said, batting his eyelashes and he placed a hand on his chest, very dramatic for him.
"Shut it and read."
"Why, Temari? I can't shut up and read it out at the same time." Naruto teased and someone was laughing in the background. Temari turned beetroot before she ordered him to read. Naruto did it in a stereotypical Russian accent and Temari squealed and asked him to do other accents. Chinese, English, Indian, German, Australian accent.
"Okay! Finish!" Naruto finished with no accent whatsoever in his voice.
"Can you do a Singaporean accent? I find it funny."
"What you want now lah?!" Naruto said in the requested accent and Temari was rolling around laughing along with Kankuro.
"I should probably have kept my mouth shut, ne, Gaara?"
"No, now we can ditch them and you can ditch the competition." Gaara said calmly as Naruto panned the camera towards the laughing duo.
"But Temari is going to kill me after the competition is over."
"Well, then she will have cost the world dearly, the economy will collapse and it will be really hard getting it back up. She would have to go to jail too, and have Kurama and his gang and both clans after her head. "
"True. She will just break up with me. Simplest solution... Should we flee now and come back later or just stay here?" Gaara gestured a let's go, Naruto placed the camera down and leaped over the duo before bolting out the door. "Dammit! Get back here Naruto!"

The camera wobbled a bit and showed one of Naruto's employee sitting in front of it.
"So what do you think about Naruto-sama?" The camera man asked. The interviewee frowned and narrowed her eyes.
"Will he see this video?" She asked cautiously.
"Maybe. But please be completely honest."
".... I think... I like him, he's cool and all but I hate him at the same time."
"Why would you hate him if you like him?"
"You see, Naruto-sama is hot as f*. That's one thing I like, one thing I hate! Is the way he treats himself! He doesn't pamper himself even if it was just occasionally. Like who doesn't spoil themselves when they have the money? But he! He spends the money on us! Us! Which kind of boss would spend money on their employees?! He is like the best person anyone can ask for, you know? The definition of perfection. If you look it up on a dictionary, his face would be on it. He is like the alternate universe guy - the sweetest personality and character, the biggest heart, etc. - but he is just not living in that world but in this real world. Am I making sense? No I'm not! Argh, he is just so infuriating! Which Baka treats themselves so poorly? I need to punch a wall." She ranted.
"There's a punching bag on the fifth floor, with proper equipment. Don't injure your hand punching the wall." Naruto said as he passed and disappeared down the hallway.
"Yes, Naruto-sama." The interviewee said sweetly before she was sure Naruto was gone. She gestured wildly, not forming any words nor sentence before she finally became calm enough to form a coherent sentence. "SEE?! You see what I mean? He cared more about me not injuring myself then this wall that would take lots of money to repair!"
"That's how Naruto-sama is. Oh and he just sneezed, now he will know that someone is talking about him. Let's go. Lunch time."
"What about Naruto-sama?" The same interviewed employee asked after they walked out and retrieved their lunch. They sat around a table in the dining area on that particular floor and ate their food.
"He's in a conference call."
"What???? Didn't he just have one like one minute ago?"
"That was from Korea, this is from India. The next one is scheduled immediately after the India conference and it is from Singapore. Hmm... The next one immediately after that is going to be from... Japan. Then Taiwan and then Thailand."
"What the actual hell?! 6 conference call back to back. How is he going to eat?!" The lady yelled out.
The clans heads all looked at Naruto, very impressed that he could handle so many conferences in one day and have them back to back. Temari was grinning, feeling very proud of her boyfriend.
Just then Naruto brisk walked into the room and grabbed a pack of TimTams -the office is never short of them, he is obsessed with it. He was about to leave again when he was stopped by one of the older female employee who shoved a spoonful of rice with meat into his mouth. "They didn't have enough flavour in their marinate."
"Omg. I thought I was the only one. How come you're free now?.
"Oh, I cut them off by telling them to get straight to the point and stop droning on and on about statistics that I already have."
The room full of guest who have felt the pain in the ass when in a meeting all laughed and some of them even thinks that Naruto was very efficient and they are now considering trying his method: get straight to the point and don't bother with stuff people already know.

"This is like sibling goals." Naruto said sarcastically as he turned to camera to flim Temari chasing Kankuro around, pissed. Then Naruto had said out some lefts and some rights and when to duck to both the elder and second elder Sabaku siblings. "And that is like friendship goals: having each other's backs." A deep voice said. Gaara.
"Ahhhh! Naru- eppp!" Temari yelled out when Kankuro zoomed through them and Temari tripped, almost falling face first into the ground if Naruto hadn't caught her. "And that is relationship goals." Kankuro said, retrieving the camera from Naruto. "A little fun fact, this two love birds met this way. In this actual position. Gaara was going to introduce Naruto to us and when Temari came, she slipped and Naruto caught her! What's even more sick is that Naruto caught the freaking tray and caught her lunch! That, was mission impossible. They became instant friends, fell in love with each other, and started dating and soon we will be attending a wedding at the end of the year!"
"I'm only 14!" Naruto's voice can clearly be heard. "And we have only been together for two months!"
"Another fun fact," Gaara said," Naruto is actually very very smart. He doesn't actually need to go to school but the law says so and he only went to school because he got invited into Konoha high."

"When your boss is so nice, he tries to lighten your workload and you end up having to lock your work in a safe just so he wouldn't have to do all the work." The camera panned from the speaker to the office where Naruto nonchalantly strolls in and picked up folders off a few people's pile of folders when they weren't paying attention. "Shit! Dammit, Naruto-sama!" An employee shouted and Naruto sped into his office.

The video ended with multiple short clips of a few employees saying happy birthday and a slideshow of pictures of their fun time together. When it all ended, everyone exploded in a round of cheers and applause. Then went around socialising and having fun.