juniper and jaemin sat slouched against the couch, both with their legs splayed out in front of them as they quietly ate their lunch.

"i'm literally so tired right now i could fall asleep on this nasty ass couch," june mindlessly stated after throwing her trash away. "we should petition for new break room furniture."

jaemin looked up at her from the couch before smiling, "look at you. here for a week and already starting petitions."

"i have been here longer than that!" she girl shot back in offense, getting over it quick and jumping back next to her work bestie. juniper let her head fall back against the couch with a sigh, "i noticed lia has yet to bring me the promised snacks."

"haha, loser." jaemin grinned as he obnoxiously chewed a chip from the bag renjun and jeno brought for him. he continued laughing as his curly-haired coworker shoved her hand into the bag to steal a chip, not bothering to fight back.

after a few minutes, juniper decided to check her phone to get the time. there was a notification from her uncle, and when she read it, her smile dropped.

jaemin was quick to notice the sudden change in her demeanor and sat up. "what's up? everything okay?"

"yeah," she squeaked in response, standing and brushing the crumbs off of her scrubs. "come on. we're gonna be late."

juniper
oh

juniper
no

nova
oh no what

juniper
my cousins

nova
oh

juniper
are back in korea

nova
NO

nova
the evil twinks??

nova
twins**

juniper
YES

nova
NO!!

juniper
november lee

juniper
if you ever

juniper
EVER

juniper
see me slipping into one of their traps

juniper
i want you to euthanize me

nova
no.. no i can't promise you that

juniper
YOU HAVE TO

nova
NO I CANT

nova
you better be picturing
elena gilbert rn when i
say NO NO I CANT.

juniper
i am and you CAN

juniper
YOU HAVE TO

nova
i... i love you

juniper
:') i love you too

nova
okay... i'll euthanize you if you
fall for your cousins tricks but
ONLY THEN

juniper
GOOD ILY

nova
ILYT 😭😭😭😭

lia
i'm getting my nipples pierced

yangyang
slay all day

yangyang
yas queen

lia
gtfo

renjun
#girlboss

lia
#imgonnabreakyourface

renjun
#youwishgirly #🤭

sunwoo
guys im loling

haechan
shut up

sunwoo
literally pissing my pants

haechan
STOP

hyunjin
what happened??

haechan
I ALMOST DIED

sunwoo
he's being dramatic

haechan
I WAS LITERALLY
DROWNING

sunwoo
false

haechan
⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

hyunjin
so you're not gonna say what
happened cool nice

nova
SUNWOO YOU HAD ONE JOB

sunwoo
HES TOTALLY FINE

haechan
tell that to my hospital bills

sunwoo
YOU HAVE NO HOSPITAL
BILLS TF

haechan
yeah but when i do ur paying

haechan
you too september

nova
😦

nova
WHAT DID I DO

haechan
you trusted me with THAT

sunwoo
WHO YOU CALLING THAT

renjun
well haechan seems very much
alive so your story sucks #fake
#clickbait #dieforrealnexttime

haechan
FAKE LOVE. FOR REAL

sunwoo
he was waterfalling from my
water bottle and missed his mouth

haechan
I WAS CHOKING

haechan
DROWNING

haechan
I THOUGHT I WAS DONE FOR

sunwoo
it was so funny

karina
haha so funny

yuzuki
funny haha

karina
funny weird

sunwoo
can y'all literally shut the fuck up

yeji
omg the backyardigans!!!

shotaro
RIGHT I USED TO LOVE THAT
SHOW GROWING UP

yuzuki
oh it that from the backyardigans?
i just know it from tiktok lmao

shotaro
she's a fake fan

yeji
MHM

juniper
why did no one tell me v-pop
literally slaps

juniper
uầy uầy uây uây
sao mới gặp lần đầu mà
đầu mình quay quay?
anh ơi anh à
anh bỏ bùa gì mà lại
làm em yêu vậy?

yoshi
RIGHT?????

felix
i'm the one who recommended
it to you 😒

juniper
no you showed me a tiktok
hyping it up, it's different 💔

soobin
OMG IT SOUNDS SO
CUTE SPED UP

juniper
BEEN REPEATING IT
FOR AN HOUR

jeno
wait @cherryjaem this is what
i was telling you about

nova
jeno bestie???? i didn't take you as
the type of guy to like cute music

jeno
bet you didn't know i finished
heartstopper in a day either

nova
SOULMATE???!!!

jaemin
waittt this is kinda good??

yuzuki
he's lying

jaemin
i'm lying

jeno
oh..

jaemin
NO BABY ITS NOT BAD IM
JUST MORE INTO MY LANA
DEL REY YKM

jeno
yeah 😞

jaemin
i love you

jeno
ok ☺️

nova
eric did you watch heartstopper?

nova
@sohnofa

eric
what

eric
yes

eric
the boys and i binged it

nova
GAY!!!!!

eric
yangyang cried

yangyang
DID NOT

yangyang
CALLING ME OUT IN FRONT
OF THE ENTIRE CHAT??
REALLY ERIC??

renjun
awwwwww my poor precious
heterosexual roommate 😢

yangyang
i'll hit you

renjun
Try it. See what happens.

yuzuki
did ur bitchass really just autocap?

renjun
and what about it???

yeji
i like it!

yeji
oh, i meant "I like it!" 💕

renjun
yeji pls marry me

yeji
okay!

yuzuki
grrrrrrrr

jeno
down girl

yoshi
i feel like this is normal and that
scares me more that i care to admit

soobin
i agree

juniper
me too

juniper
awww look at us! the bio buddies <3

yoshi
literally in love with you two

soobin
i'm blushinggggg :>

juniper
AAAAAAAA ILOVEITHERE

jisung
hello favorite cousin

jisung
we're outside your dorm!!

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welcome los primos !!