juniper
so

juniper
if you were on a date with a guy

jongho
I'm heterosexual

juniper
IMAGINE DAMNIT

juniper
you're out with a guy

juniper
and he's just suuuuuuper dry

juniper
like somethings clearly
bothering him

juniper
but this is only your third date

juniper
what would you do?

jongho
junisgems, are you texting me
on ANOTHER date??

juniper
....... no?

jongho
Poor guy

juniper
ANSEE FHE WUESTIM

jongho
ALR CHULL

jongho
If it was me

jongho
With my top tier advice

juniper
😠😑🙄

jongho
I'd subtly ask how his day
was or something

jongho
Try showing interest

jongho
That you're listening ig???

jongho
Idk I'm not good at date stuff

juniper
fine if it was a girl

jongho
No I mean I've never been
on a date period

juniper
whaf

juniper
WHAT

juniper
WHY NOT?????

jongho
Idk? It just didn't work out
like that for me

juniper
that can't be right

juniper
you're literally a celebrity

juniper
it's cause you're secretly madly
in love with me isn't it😟

jongho
Omg you're ridiculous.
How'd you know 😩

juniper
i knew it. how could i be so blind??

juniper
that's totally gonna be the theme
of our stream. iamjongho accepting
his true feelings towards junisgems

jongho
Wow

jongho
June go back to your date

juniper
IDK WHAT TO SAY

jongho
TELL HIM WHAT I TOLD YOU

juniper
ALR FINE

nova
HOWS THE DATE GOING

nova
hello???????????

nova
girl WYA

juniper
so

juniper
it isn't gonna work out :)

nova
what

nova
why?

juniper
he's just really stressed about
some personal stuff rn

juniper
and doesn't want to be with
me if he can't give me his full
undivided attention

juniper
that it isn't fair to me

juniper
or either of us

juniper
and he's sorry

juniper
i told him it's okay and
we can still be friends :)

nova
oh baby

nova
are you okay?

juniper
i don't think so

nova
i'll be home in 5 minutes with
sweets don't go anywhere

juniper
okah

nova
fix this

nova
i don't care what's going on with
jaemin right now i need to fix this

nova
which means you have to help me

jeno
there isn't anything to fix

nova
he hurt my best friend

nova
i don't know what's going on with
him but she doesn't deserve this

jeno
it's for the best

jeno
i'm sure juniper understands

nova
hold on

nova
did you know?

nova
that he was gonna break
up with her?

jeno
were they even dating?

nova
what is going on with you

nova
did something happen between
you and jaemin?

jeno
it's really none of your
business november

nova
okay i see

nova
this IS your fault

nova
and fyi this IS my business

nova
it became my business the second
he made juniper cry

jeno
she cried?

nova
as outgoing as she seems, she doesn't
open up to guys that easily

nova
i really thought you and jaemin
would be different

jeno
vi you have to understand
that jaemin didn't BREAK
UP with her

jeno
he said he isn't available
RIGHT NOW

nova
so he expects her to just wait
around until he is ready and
hope she's still single

jeno
why are you getting so
emotional about this?

nova
OKAYYYYYYYY

nova
nah nope not worth it

nova
both you AND jaemin can
go fuck yourselves LMAO

juniper
hi

hyunjin
oh

hyunjin
hiiiii...?

juniper
i think you should ask felix out

juniper
like fr

hyunjin
what i don't like felix

juniper
DO NOTTT TRY

juniper
if haechan was pushing you toward
him who do you think was hiding
in felix's corner??

hyunjin
damn geminis

juniper
i am serious though

juniper
he reallyyyyyy likes you

juniper
he and nova came over with cake and
we started talking about relationships
and he was like "i want a boyfriend :("

juniper
aka YOU

hyunjin
me?

juniper
YES

juniper
i said "what about hyunjin?" and
he totally fanboyed over you for like
five minutes before deciding you're
both straight and out of his league

hyunjin
BUT IM NOT STRAIGHT!!!!

juniper
THEN GO GET HIM WTF

hyunjin
ok but

hyunjin
why

juniper
why??

hyunjin
why did you just appear with this
plan to get felix and i together?

juniper
cause

juniper
i'm sad

juniper
and if i can't be in the happy
relationship i want, someone
else deserve to be :)

hyunjin
i feel like i should thank you
but you literally just implied
that you're heartbroken so i
won't 🖤

juniper
so sweet 🤍

juniper
now felix is heading back to
the dorm rn so YOU BETTER
HURRY LOVERBOY

hyunjin
👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

hyunjin
(thank you btw)

juniper
(you're welcome btw)

•
i'm a stickler for "you're" only when it's followed by "welcome" ygm ??

i hope you guys had a good halloween! if you dressed up, what did you dress up as??