"This is the second time this happened!" Buddy thought to himself as he ran around frantically looking for Ashley. "I was literally gone for one minute and she takes off and leave's me here! I'm going to take a dump right on her pillow when I get home!" Buddy said jumping into a filthy ditch after a semi truck almost ran him over, while walking down the busy street. "Wohh, that was close." Buddy said as the truck blew past. Buddy walked down the endless two lane road for nearly an hour. Buddy has never been around this town before, so nothing smelled right to him the way this crazy town just kept driving by not wanting to stop and help him . "Oh snap! It's the fuzz!" Buddy saw the bars in the car window's and the man driving with his lasso and gun that was intended for outsider's like Buddy. Buddy made a break for the tree line, but was to slow and the fuzz was hot in pursuit! "Hey boy! Come back here!" The fuzz yelled, jumping out the patty wagon with his lasso and gun chasing buddy through the wood's. 

Buddy made it to an opening where some cattle were grazing outside in a field. Buddy didn't know what to do and had to think fast. He wasn't proud of what happened next, but sometime's you gotta do what you gotta do to stay out the pen. The fuzz came out of the wood line and started walking like that weird cartoon with a man that always was huntin "wabbit's" and Buddy still couldn't figure out why Ashley always left it on cartoons when Buddy had to stay home alone in the past. Buddy had crouched down beside a cow and blended in with some calf's that were getting a late night glass of milk from momma cow. Buddy certainly looked out of place and it being dusk outside made a huge difference. Buddy was thirsty so, thought it was best to play the role and get a drink at the same time and started sucking on a teet and got about one squirt and since the cow was brown Buddy had assumed it would have been chocolate milk. Buddy sometimes would knock over a glass when Ashley's kids would leave their's unattented and drink the heavenly substance.

Well it most certainly was not chocolate and was absolutely warm and not chilled and made Buddy gag at the taste. Buddy looked through the utter's and the coast was clear. The fuzz was gone. Buddy went back on his journey and the longer he walked the more familiar things started to become until he made it to his street and he started running down the street and Ashley was outside, clearly upset and saw Buddy running and dropped to her knees and he ran up and jumped in her arms and licked her face. If you didn't know Buddy is Ashley's Dog and this was a true story.