criminal!jimin & criminal!taehyung waiting in an elevator on the way to do a job for the boss. jungkook's the hacker, his voice in their heads through earpieces while he's sitting in a high class hotel.

"hey, did you remember the gun?" jimin asks, whispering.

taehyung says unashamedly, "i thought you brought it!"

"you complete dumbasses," jungkook's voice chides. "you do know i can hear you, right?"

it's quiet for several seconds.

"so...can we come back? we can always do this tomorrow and besides, there's a netflix show i wanna watch," taehyung says excitedly.

jimin nods enthusiastically before realizing jungkook can only hear him, not see him. he awkwardly coughs out an i agree

"only you two would procrastinate a robbery," jungkook sighs, giving in. "disappointed but not surprised."

"shut up," taehyung says cheerfully. "we all know you want netflix, too."

"just get back," jungkook groans. but they can tell he's smiling.

"wow, we're so cool," jimin says helpfully. "we really should have more friends."