{When your boyfriend broke up with you}

{BTS as your older brother}

E/B/N=Ex-boyfriends name
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SeokJin

You:YOU ASS!!! I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT TO ME!! AND THROUGH TEXT?! WTF?! 2 YEARS AND I GET A FCKING BREAK UP TEXT?! YOU KNOW WHAT!! YOU ARE AN ASS!! YOU ARE SUCH A JERK!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?! THE NEXT GIRLFRIEND YOU HAVE, I HOPE SHE RUNS YOU OVER!!!

MyOppaJin:...Y/N??

You:OMG?!

You:Oppa i am so sorry!! That wasnt meant for you!! :(

MyOppaJin:Did E/B/N break up with you??

You:Yea...and through text too!

MyOppaJin:You dont deserve him Y/N!

MyOppaJin:He is such a jerk for breaking up with you! Like you said he is a fcking ass and you shouldnt take his bullsht!!

You:Guess a jerk makes you curse huh??

MyOppaJin:Im going to go to see you, but i might be a bit late!

You:Thanks oppa! I really need someone right now! ♡

You:But why will you be late??

MyOppaJin:Anything for my dongsaeng! ♡♡

MyOppaJin:No questions ask. Btw..we're going on a vacation tomorrow okay?

You:Why??

MyOppaJin:I said no questions! Now where would you like to go??

You:...Paris??

MyOppaJin:Then we'll go to Paris! Do you remeber where I put the shovel in the dorm when we were gardening?

You:I think i put it in the closet with the tools.

MyOppaJin:Thanks, now go get ready for Paris! ♡♡

Yoongi

You:I FCKING HATE YOU, YOU ASS!! HOW COULD YOU FCKING CHEAT ON ME AND DENY IT WHEN SHE WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME?! WAS I GETTING A BIT TOO BORING FOR YOU, YOU FCKING BASTARD?!!! I FCKING HATE YOU!!! I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL!!!

MinSweg:He will rot in hell!

You:Oh my gawd!! I didnt mean to send that to you oppa!

MinSweg:Doesnt matter! All that matters is that i kill that fcking ass whos full of shit!!

You:No ones trying to stop you oppa!

MinSweg:I'll go see you after i kill that guy. Order some pizza could ya'?

You:Sure oppa! ♡

MinSweg:See you in two hours~♡

You:Make sure to not get seen oppa! Be safe! ♡♡♡

MinSweg:I wont and no ones gonna miss that guy~Love you ♡

You:Love you too ♡

Hoseok

You:YOU SICK SICK BASTARD!!!! HOW THE FCKING HELL COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! YOU CHEATED ONCE AND I GAVE YOU A FCKING CHANE!! YOU CHEATED AGAIN!!! WTF HAPPENED?! I FCKING HATE YOU AND YOUR BULLSHIT!!! HOPE YOU BURN IN A FIRE!!!

JungAngel:I can make that happen

You:Oppa! Im sorry you had to read that!!

JungAngel:No worries, Y/N!

JungAngel:Im going now to see you, but i got a few errands to do.

You:Thank you oppa! ♡

JungAngel:Where does E/B/N house is again???

You:At *address*

JungAngel:Thanks! See you in a bit, dongsaeng~♡

You:Be safe oppa! ♡

Namjoon

You:YOU FCKING BAG OF SHIT!!! I HATE YOU!!! YOU BROKE UP WITH ME LIKE I WAS A BAG FULL OF SHIT!! TWO YEARS AND ALL YOU SAID IM LEAVING YOU!!! WITHOUT A FCKING REASON!!! YOU ASS!!! YOU FCKING FCKING FCKING ASSSSS!!!! DIE BITCH!!

NamNam:I destroy things...im pretty sure i can destroy him

You:Sht..sorry oppa! That wasnt for you!!

NamNam:Its okay...now..do you know where i put my gun???

You:ugh...i think it was under the floorboard of your room..??

NamNam:Thanks!!

You:No probs

NamNam:Im going to come over but I have to do some things first.

You:Please come over!!!

NamNam:Which floor was E/B/N at again??

You:13th floor

NamNam:Good

You:Be safe oppa! ♡♡

Jimin

You:HOPE YOU DIE, YOU ASS!!!! THANKS FOR THE FCKING TEXT BREAK UP JERK!!! GOD I CANT BELIEVE YOU?! A WHOLE FCKING YEAR AND I GET A FCKING BREAK UP TEXT?!!! THEN I FOUND OUT THAT YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!!! FCK YOU AND I HOPE YOU FCKING DIE!!!!

ChimTheMan:Dongsaeng??

You:Oppa!! I am sooo sorry!! That wasnt meant for you!!

ChimTheMan:Dont worry, Y/N! Ima gonna kill that guy!!

You:♡♡

ChimTheMan:Do you know where I put my shot gun??

You:I think its in ummas and appas house!

ChimTheMan:Good, i'll invite appa as well! :)

You:Pls be safe! ♡♡

Taehyung

You:I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!! I FCKING HATE YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!! I FCKING CANT BELIEVE YOU FCKING CHEATED ON ME?!!! WHAT FCK?!!! I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING AND I GET CHEATED ON?!!!! I FCKING GOT CHEATED ON?!!! I FCKING HATE YOU!!! DIE YOU ASS!!!!

VHyung:He's going to die in my hands

You:Oppa!! I didnt mean to send that to you!!

VHyung:Where does E/B/N live??

You:In *address*

VHyung:Butcher knife or scissors??

You:Butcher knife

VHyung:I'll use Jin hyungs killing butcher knife, then i'll shred him into pieces with a cheese grater! :)

You:Be safe, oppa! ♡♡ Make sure you dont cut yourself!!

VHyung:Love you! ♡♡♡

Jungkook

ToughKookie:I saw everything, already killed him, him dead

You:I LOVE YOU OPPA!!! ♡♡♡

ToughKookie:If the police come tell them you were with me the whole time in the dorm, eating pizza and playing Over Watch

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So there you have it guys!!

Hope you guys liked it!!! :)