1}✏️
{When you "offended" them and they take it a bit too seriously}
{BTS as your bestfriend}
-------------------
Seokjin
You:JINNNNNN!!!!!!
Seokjin:WHAT?! WHAT IS IT?! DID YOU HURT YOURSELF?! DO YOU NEED ME?!?!
You:I NEED YOU, GIRL!!!!!
Seokjin:I am oFFENDED!!!
Seokjin:I am not a GIRL, Y/N!!!
Seokjin:I MAY ACT LIKE A MOTHER, BUT I AM NOT A GIRL!!!
Seokjin:My HANDSOME face is as MAN as Jimin's HEIGHT!!!!
Seokjin:
Seokjin:AS YOU CAN SEE!!!! I AM A BOY AND IS A MAN!!!! 😡
You:😂😂😂😂
You:Oh my gawd Jin!!! 😂😂😂
You:I was just gonna tell you that my house needed cleaning!! 😂😂
You:But THIS is WAAAAYYY better!!! 😂😂😂
Jin:THEN WHY DID YOU CALL ME A GIRL!!!!
You:Auto correct
Jin:I hate you 😒
Yoongi
You:Bro!!!!
Yoongi:Fuck off, I'm sleeping!!!!
You:You literally just had a 13 hour nap!!!
You:Are you sleeping on my couch again?!
Yoongi:Yep
You:How can you sleep on that couch?!?!
You:It's SOOOO uncomfortable!!!!
Yoongi:BITch don't say that-
Yoongi:You know what...I'm too lazy to argue with you...
You:Idc
Yoongi:....Oh and I'm taking your couch too...😆
You:Then buy me a new one, bitch
Yoongi:Too lazy to...
Namjoon
You:You just broke my plant!!!
Namjoon:How could I break a plant, Y/N?!?!
You:'Cause you BREAK EVERYTHING IN SITE!!!!
Namjoon:I DO NOT BREAK EVERY-
You:
You:It might not be much...but...when you literally took one step off of my apartment, the plant died!!!!
Namjoon:I'll buy you a new one then!!!
You:No need, you'll probably break that one too!!
You:🌚
Namjoon:I hate you...
You:I hate you too, my-dear- bestfriend-who-breaks-everything! 😝
Hosoek
You:Your dancing is horrible! You're just one of the worst I've ever seen! When you showed me your dancing, I gave you a compliment just to make you happy!
Hobi:I CaNN O T BELiE VE WH a T YOU JUsT S A I D ? !
Hobi:anhdhebshsgkaud
Hobi:
Hobi:
Hobi:
Hobi:IF YOU THINK THAT'S NOT DANCING, THEN WOMAN YOU ARE BLIND!!! BLIND!!
You:omG Hobi?!
Hobi:THAT'S ME WHO IS THE KING OF DANCING!!!
You:HOBI!!! THAT TEXT WASN'T FOR YOU?!!!
You:I AM JUST SOOOOO SORRY!!! 😭😭
You:YOU ARE THE KING OF DANCING, HOBI!! YOU'RE DANCING IS AMAZING!!! NO ONE CAN BEAT YOUR FREE STYLE DANCING, GIRL GROUP DANCING AND YOUR BOY MEETS EVIL DANCE!!! 😘😘😇
Hobi:IM SOOO GLAD TO HEAR THAT!! 😭😭😭
Hobi:I WAS CRYING WHEN I READ YOUR TEXT!!! 😭😭
You:I AM SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SORRY, HOBI!!!!!😭
You:PLSSSSSS FORGIVE ME?!! 😭😭😭
Hobi:I forgive you, Y/N! 😇😘😘
You:Thank you Hobi!! 😘
Hobi:Anyway, Y/N..
You:Yes, Hobi??
Hobi:Who were you suppose to send that to??
You:Oh to my unnie 😂
Hobi:😂😂😂
Jimin
You:You smol
ChimChimGotJams:Why u being meaann??!
You:I'm not being mean. I'm just telling the truth.
ChimChimGotJams:u r C R U E L
You:And u got no jams so change it to 'ChimChimTheSmol'
ChimChimGotJams:Fine...
[ChimChimGotJams changed his username to ChimChimTheSmol]
ChimChimTheSmol: ChimChimTheSmol is sad.
*U can't really offend someone who knows that they're smol*
Taehyung
You:U weirdddd...u know that rit?!
Taehyung:I know that Y/N
[Taehyung changed his username to TaeTaeTheWeirdd]
You:..yehhh...u weirddd
TaeTaeTheWeirdd:ME WEIRDDDD!!!
You:...
TaeTaeTheWeirdd:Dot Dot Dot Dot
You:...i'm done..
TaeTaeTheWeirdd:YAY!! Y/N IS DONE!!
*I fricken don't know what I wrote here! I really couldn't find a way to 'offend' him in some way... I just can't!!!*
Jungkook
You:Ur not a man u knw tht rit??
Jungkookie:I AM A MAN!
You:Ur not a man if u cant even look at a girl!!
Jungkookie:I look at u dont I?!?!
You:Yeh..but when it comes to other girls you move faster than Jimin oppa can grow!
Jungkookie:I cant look at pretty girls
You:OH REALLY?!
You:SO ME AND THE ARMY ARENT PRETTY BCUZ U LOOK AT US EVERY FRICKEN DAY!!!!!
Jungkookie:shit...
Jungkookie:I didnt mean that!!!!
You:JEON JUNGKOOK!!
Jungkookie:shit..
You:YOU BETTER RUN CUZ IM TELLING JIN OPPA!!!!
Jungkookie:SHIT!!! NOOO
Jungkookie:WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT Y/N?!
*Jin walks into Jungkook's room with a frying pan! 'Jeon Jungkook' Jin angrily said as he scraped the pan on the wall. Jungkook turned to Jin, gulping the lump in his throat. 'H-hyung...I-I didnt mean what i said!!' Jungkook slowly walks back. 'I-it was only a joke!!!' Jungkook is now being cornered at the wall. 'Jeon Jungkook!'*
You:Good bye Jeon Jungkook! :)
______________
And there you guys have it!!!
I'm very sorry about V's chat...I didn't know what to do about his chat...
I'll try my best to update as often as I can!!!
Until then...
BAIIIIII
Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top