@ArrrEmmm

@Sookjin

@shooGa

@jhobi

@iDontKnowTae

@Vcardisptesent

@milkISlife

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[2.00 in the morning]

@Vcardispresent
AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
How did a baby come into my bed???

@iDontKnowTae
Baby?? Is his name Yeontan?

@milkISlife
Or Gucci t-shirt?🤔

@Vcardispresent
No, you fool! Human give birth to human babies.

I mean, its a freaking real baby!

@iDontKnowTae
What?! When did you do it??😱

@milkISlife
How come we never saw his mother?

@iDontKnowTae
Jungkook, ever heard sounds coming out of his room?

@milkISlife
NoPPe.😐

@Vcardispresent
I am serious here. Its really freaking me out guys. I didn't even have a girlfriend after high school.

@iDontKnowTae
So, it means you gave birth?😲

@Vcardispresent
Park Jimin, I wonder exactly how many braincells God has given to you?

@iDontKnowTae
Ummm.... Need to count.🤔

@milkISlife
Its easier than ABC, Hyung! You have 0 braincells.🥳

@iDontKnowTae
🙂🔪🔪🔪

@Vcardispresent
Help me! Its crying because I freaked out and I am crying because it is crying. Help!

@iDontKnowTae
Wait... I think something is under my blanket. Its moving.

@milkISlife
Open it and check.

@iDontKnowTae
What if it is a ghost?? I am scared. 🥺

@Vcardispresent
Or an alien?

@milkISlife
Open it Hyung. Kookie is there to protect you.

@iDontKnowTae
O..k..a..y..

....

...

BBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!
Kim taehyung why did you send your child to me?!🤬🤬

@Vcardispresent
1st, its not MY child. 2nd, The baby is still with me.

@milkISlife
Why did you shout 'B'?

@iDontKnowTae
Because Tae shouted 'A'.

@milkISlife
🤦🏻🤦🏻

@iDontKnowTae
Now its not the time, I am freaking out. I swear I am innocent. I am a good boy!

@Vcardispresent
We never asked you. 😏

@iDontKnowTae
Jungkook help.

@Vcardispresent
No, he will help me first.

@iDontKnowTae
Me first.

@Vcardispresent
Me first.

@milkISlife

Umm guys the cats are cute but I am pretty busy with my twins here.

@iDontKnowTae
😶

@Vcardispresent
🤯🤯

@iDontKnowTae
And you are this cool???

@milkISlife
How am I supposed to behave if the Hyungs themselves are out of their mind?? Besides I kinda expected their presence.

@Vcardispresent
Okay fine. Let's calm down, first.

My baby is A, Jimin's is B, Jk's are C and D. Arasseo?

@iDontKnowTae
👍🏻

@milkISlife
I have an idea!!

@Vcardispresent
👀👂👄

@milkISlife
How about we secretly keep them in the Hyung line's room? They wont even get a clue!

@iDontKnowTae
That's the best idea ever!

@Vcardispresent
I will treat you a pizza tomorrow!😃

@milkISlife
Mention not.🥰

[The boys check the elders' rooms]

@Vcardispresent
Guys, Jin Hyung is not in his room.

@iDontKnowTae
Yoongi is also missing.

@milkISlife
Rapmon Hyung and Hobi Hyung are also absent.

@Vcardispresent
Did they again go to a party without us??

@iDontKnowTae
Nah, I don't think so. I am pretty sure I saw them sleeping before I went into my room.

@milkISlife
Whatever, Let's bring the children to the living room first.

@Vcardispresent
Are you thinking what I am thinking??

@iDontKnowTae
Yes.

@milkISlife
Me too. Btw, what are you thinking?

@iDontKnowTae
I am thinking that Taehyung is very much fertile.

@milkISlife
Yeah~ He is so sly in his actions. I wonder we never heard any noises.😏

[Taehyung kicks both of their Butts]

@Vcardispresent
I still own my V card!

I was thinking maybe we know these children.

@iDontKnowTae
We know??😧

@Vcardispresent
Take a close look at them.

A has plum lips. He is handsome. He has wider shoulders than the other 3.

@milkISlife
B seems sleepy. He starts crying the moment we disturb his sleep. He is even violent.

@iDontKnowTae
C is wearing a sunglass with dinosaur spikes. A born rockstar. He already broke my new Kookie mic. And D looks like a horse. He is scared even from my touch.

@Vcardispresent
Let me put them together. Its Jin, Suga, Namjoon and Hoseok.

@iDontKnowTae
Wut-😨

@milkISlife
How- When-🤐

@iDontKnowTae
This is probably a nightmare- Ouch!
Its not. Suga pulled my hair!

@Vcardispresent
Jin Stop crying. I am right here. Do you need milk??

*Cradles the child* Jungkook, bring a bottle of banana milk.

@milkISlife
Why??? Those are mine!

@Vcardispresent
Then you take care of this crying Jin!

@milkISlife
Fine. I will charge Hyung for this when he grows up.

[others start crying simultaneously]

@Vcardispresent
JK, 3 more bottles!

@milkISlife
What?? 4 bottles of milk gone at a time? How am I supposed to react?

@Vcardispresent
Jungkook!!!

@milkISlife
Okay Okay! I am bringing.

[everyone drinks the milk]

@milkISlife
Hey Joonie, can you share some with me? Or Hobi maybe?

@iDontKnowTae
Jeon Jungkook!!

@milkISlife
What? I am the maknae here! My hyungs are drinking my milk!!😫

@iDontKnowTae
Ugh!!!

[Namjoon spills the milk by mistake and starts crying for more.]

@milkISlife
You need one more bottle?? Can I give you a bottle of water instead?

*Joon slaps Jk's cheeks with his baby hands. *

@milkISlife
YAH! It hurts!!

@iDontKnowTae
You deserve it.

@milkISlife
This was the last bottle. 5 bottles empty- I am having a panic attack.😖

.......

Anyone help me to clean the mess?

@Vcardispresent
Sorry, I am busy with my child.

@iDontKnowTae
Me too. Suga Hyung wants me to cradle him.

[Suga scrunches his nose and shows him his middle finger]

@Vcardispresent
🤣🤣🤣🤣

@milkISlife
😂😂
Well well... Guess he doesn't.

@iDontKnowTae
I will destroy your genius lab for this.😠

[1 hour latter]

@milkISlife
I am sleepy...zzZzzzZ😪

@iDontKnowTae
Glad Suga is asleep.

*jin starts crying*

@iDontKnowTae
Tae! Shut his mouth, others will wake up!!

@Vcardispresent
I can't. I don't know what to do.

@milkISlife
Try placing him infront of a mirror.

*Jin stops crying as soon as he sees his face infront of mirror. *

@milkISlife
Namjoon looks so peaceful when he sleeps. Cutie 😘

Where is HOBI!!!

@iDontKnowTae
I didn't see him. He was your responsibility.

@milkISlife
I know, I know!

*Jk searches for Hoseok*

@milkISlife
Hoseok!!! Get down of that window sill!!

*JK picks him up in his lap. Hoseok punches his chin. The other groans in pain. *

@milkISlife
I hate this!😭

@Vcardispresent
I am not getting married in the next 10 years! My legs are paining from standing infront of the mirror. I am fed up with my reflection now!

@iDontKnowTae
Sush, 🤫Tae, Jin seems asleep.

*Taehyung sighs and places him on the bed of his room. *

@iDontKnowTae
Can I ask PD nym for help?

@Vcardispresent
You can try.

*Jimin calls Bang Pd and give the phone in speaker. *

@Bangpd
Hello? Who is this?

@iDontKnowTae
Its me, Jimin.

@Bangpd
Jimin?? Who is that??

@iDontKnowTae
Park JIMIN from Bangtan Sonyeondan.

@Bangpd
Bang what? Banchan soyabean?

@iDontKnowTae
BTS!!! The singers of Butter!

@Bangpd
Oh yes, Bangtan Boys? What is it why did you call me at this hour?

@iDontKnowTae
RM and other hyungs have turned into Babies.

@Bangpd
Babies? What the hell are you speaking! Are you drunk?!! Its freaking 4 in the morning! Go to sleep or you are fired tomorrow!!

*He cuts the call*

@milkISlife
Well, sedlyf🥲

[2 hours later. Sun is almost up.]

*Jin is sleeping in his room. Taehyung is passed out on the couch with his mouth hung open, drooling. Jimin keeps on cradling Yoongi because he cries as soon as he is placed. Jimin's hands became jelly. Jungkook is having the darkest eye bags. Namjoon is sitting on his lap and playing with his shirt. Already tore some parts. Hoseok is busy pulling off his hairs. Jk might faint any moment. *

@milkISlife
Yaa..ZzzZ... Hoseok... I zzZzz will go... bald zzZzz. Namjo... stop zzZzz tearing my ... zZzzz shirt.

*Jk and JM finally falls asleep. *

@Sookjin
Jungkook wake up! Why are you all passed out in couch??

@milkISlife
Mm mm... what time it is?

@Sookjin
2 pm.

@milkISlife
Okay... Jin Hyung.

....

Wait- Jin Hyung!! You are back to normal?! 😲😲

@Sookjin
What are you saying! I am always normal! Now get your lazy ass off! We have practice.

@milkISlife
Where are other three?

@ArrrEmmm
We are here. Why?

@iDontKnowTae
You all grew up again??

@Vcardispresent
Jimin, Jungkook you two had the same dream as me???

@Jhobi
What are they speaking??

@shooGa
🤷‍♂️

@Vcardispresent
Such a wired dream we had. We saw you all turned into babies. We were taking care of you four. You gave us a pretty hard time.😅

@ArrrEmmm
That would have been nice. I love my childhood.

@iDontKnowTae
Please no! I am scared of babies now.🥲

@milkISlife
It means my banana milk is also safe?!!😍

Can I have one? Pleaseee, Hobi Hyung??

@jhobi
Okay!

.....

Jungkook?? The five bottles are empty.

@ArrrEmmm
Also why is your t-shirt torn? Did you fight at night??

*The maknaes' eyes dropped into the floor. And the three passed out together. *

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2.5 Hours with Jk! I love u.