8. Hoseok's Girlfriend
This chapter is made on the request of my Chingu kfreak19
⚠️Warning⚠️
Contains strong curses as well as bromance.
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@Y/n'sdaddy
@ MrsJhope
Y/N(Reader) as Hoseok's girlfriend.
@disGustD
@Kimjin
@Smartchild
@bigEyesButSmallMouth
@tesfrated
@jeonnocent
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*BTS GROUP CHAT.
AT 8.00AM*
@disGustD
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! WTF IS 'JHOPE'S GIRLFRIEND' #1 TRENDING IN TWITTER?!! AND WHO THE HELL IS THIS GIRL Y/N?!
@tesfrated
That was daebak! Min Yoongi broke another record of fastest raping!!🤩
@bigEyesButSmallMouth
23 words in 2 seconds!🥳
@Kimjin
Also, he is the first one to text today!
@disGustD
I-😶
That's not important right now! Answer my question first!
@Smartchild
Now that you say its....
😱😱😱😱
@bigEyesButSmallMouth
When did he get a girlfriend?!! And why are we not informed?!
@tesfrated
Probably cause you might hit on her?🤔
@bigEyesButSmallMouth
Shut up hoe!😠
@tesfrated
Wait- did you just cuss at me??
@bigEyesButSmallMouth
I didn't.
@tesfrated
You did.
@bigEyesButSmallMouth
No I didn't.😐
@tesfrated
Yes you did!
@disGustD
Shut your fucking mouths! Else I'll kick your fucking asses so hard that you cant fuck anyone in your entire fucking life!
@bigEyesButSmallMouth
🤐
@tesfrated
🤐🤐
@jeonnocent
I need to drink holy water. Ow my precious ears. My innocent eyes. Is this how the elders talk in a house??🙈🙉🙊
@tesfrated
Jungkook we all know you are not innocent. And your laptop is full of viruses.
@bigEyesButSmallMouth
Exposed.☠
@jeonnocent
@Kimjin
Yah Namjoon! its your fault! You spoiled the kid!
@Smartchild
Whats my fault here?!🤷♂️
I also need entertainment in life!
@bigEyesButSmallMouth
Jin hyung is there for you .😉
*jin throws a slipper at Jimin*
@disGustD
Ha ha the drama is getting heated up! I need my popcorns🍿- wait!
I was in a middle of a conversation.
@Smartchild
Srsly bro?😑
@disGustD
Anyways, JUNG HOESHIT! If you don't come online right now, I'm going to sue you!🔪🔪
@Y/n'sdaddy
🥱🥱 What's the matter? Why are you so pissed early in the morning??
@disGustD
Why are you trending in twitter with your girlfriend?
@Y/n'sdaddy
I know.
@disGustD
You know??
@Y/n'sdaddy
Yes. So?
@disGustD
You are asking ME?? What the fuck is wrong with you?!! How can you suddenly get a girl?! Why I got to know about this only now? Please change your cringy username, I might puke.🤢
[ Jin brings the bowl of popcorn. Everyone except Yoongi and Hoseok takes a place in the comfy couch and watches the drama.]
@Y/n'sdaddy
Chill dude!😅 I am sorry I forgot to tell you. But aren't you over reacting?
@Kimjin
Probably because he is jealous?
@tesfrated
Jealous?
@bigEyesButSmallMouth
Yes... Hobi is shipped only with Yoongi. #SOPE
@tesfrated
I see where you are going, Jimin...🤪
@jeonnocent
Well, I'm not surprised.
@Y/n'sdaddy
Yoongi is this true?
@disGustD
Jealous? WHO? ME?? Why would I be jealous of a Hoeshit?!
Ha ha ha!😂😂
@Kimjin
Yeah sure... Mr. Obvious.😒
@jeonnocent
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Y/n'sdaddy
Stop calling me 'hoeshit' or I'll marry her. :'(
@disGustD
NO! I mean, nevermind. Hoseok is easier to pronounce.
@bigEyesButSmallMouth
Btw, hyung who is she?😏
@Y/n'sdaddy
She is my girlfriend?
@bigEyesButSmallMouth
I mean how is she?
@Y/n'sdaddy
She is 😍😍 sweet, cute, hot, sexy, friendly, adorable, kind hearted and her hair is long her nose is cute, her eyes are rounded-
@bigEyesButSmallMouth
Enough! Forget I had ever asked you.
@jeonnocent
Hyung! You are head over heels for her!
@Y/n'sdaddy
Ikr!😭😭
@disGustD
Yah! KNOCK KNOCK! I am going to my studio! I need to write a new song. I'll be busy and please don't disturb me Hoseok. Don't even send snacks. And I might also not be able to attend your calls.
@Y/n'sdaddy
Its okay... I understand.
@disGustD
Its okay??? I mean, its Really fine to you?
@Kimjin
Just say you are burning, Yoongles!🤡
@disGustD
Shut up! I am not! Bye!
.......
@jeonnocent
Hyung, aren't you going to introduce us to her?
@Y/n'sdaddy
Yeah sure. Let me add her to this chat.
*@Y/n'sdaddy added @ MrsJhope to this chat*
@ MrsJhope
Hi everyone!😃
@disGustD
Hello.
@Kimjin
Yoongi? Arent you supposed to be in your studio?🤨
@disGustD
I changed my mind. I am taking an off today.
@tesfrated
@ MrsJhope
Well, hello to you too Yoongi oppa.🥰
@disGustD
Just to let you know, I am not so sweet in talks so please don't mind me. And don't call me 'oppa' . Its Suga for you.
@ MrsJhope
Oh, I'm sorry. 😔I understand, Suga.
@tesfrated
Hyung! Stop being a meanie!
@Kimjin
Y/n please don't mind him. He is just jealous.
@ MrsJhope
Jealous?? Of whom?
@bigEyesButSmallMouth
You.
@tesfrated
Jimin! Why do you have such a big mouth!
@bigEyesButSmallMouth
Ah! Just pretend you didn't see anything. 🙃
Btw, I'm Jiminie. Nice to meet you.
@tesfrated
I am Taehyung.
@jeonnocent
Hi, I'm Jeongguk.
@Kimjin
Nice to meet you my lady. Btw, the name is Seokjin. 😘😘
@Y/n'sdaddy
Yah! Keep your lips away from her!
@Kimjin
Shut up! I am just being generous.😠
@Smartchild
I am the father- I mean the leader of BTS, Namjoon.
@ MrsJhope
AWW!! You all are so sweet. I loved your company. Hoseok is lucky to have you all.🤧🤧
@disGustD
Ofcourse he is! SO, Y/n can I ask you some questions? As a the best friend of Hobi, I should check if you are good enough for him.
@Y/n'sdaddy
That's too rude, Yoongi!
@ MrsJhoper
No, its fine. I am ready. I believe I can win his approval too. I want all of Hoseok's friends to like me.
@jeonnocent
You are an angel.😇
@tesfrated
That's my soulmate, Jimin.
@jeonnocent
Then she is a deity?
@tesfrated
Fine with me.✌🏻
@disGustD
Y/n. Where do you live?
@ MrsJhope
In Gwanju.
@disGustD
Who are there in your house? Are you a single child? What are your qualifications? Can you cook? Is he your first boyfriend? Are you sure you are dedicated to him?
@Y/n'sdaddy
MIN YOONGI SHUT THE FUCK UP!
@disGustD
Hoseok really??🙂
Don't talk to me.
@Y/n'sdaddy
Yoongi! Wait! I didn't mean to- Please.
@jeonnocent
Umm, Y/n sorry to do this. But its family matter.
*@jeonnocent kicks @ MrsJhope out of the chat*
@Smartchild
Jhope, you know how much he loves you. You should not have done this.
@Y/n'sdaddy
Yoongiiiii!! I am sorry! 😭😭😭
I have no girlfriends!! I was just trying to take my revenge from you because you went to long drive with Jimin! I only love you. #SOPEFOREVER
@disGustD
Really?? Then who was talking with me?
*@Y/n'sdaddy changes his name to @YoongiOnlyMine*
@YoongiOnlyMine
It was my other number. I chatted as Y/n.
@bigEyesButSmallMouth
Then what about the twitter hashtag?
@Smartchild
You guys are really dumb! Have you ever opened the page?
@tesfrated
Umm... No?🙂
@Smartchild
Its his sister Jiwoo Noona!
@disGustD
Why was Y/n's name trending?
@YoongiOnlyMine
It probably something fan made. You know how Armys make stories about us.😏😏
@disGustD
Why didn't I see it before? I used my energy for nothing!
@Kimjin
Why my existence doesn't matter anymore?
@jeonnocent
I might go crazy one day.
@Smartchild
I am out. I need to complete my recordings.
@tesfrated
Yeah me too.
@bigEyesButSmallMouth
Me three. Best of luck with the happy ending.👍🏻
*jk, jm, v, rm goes offline*
@YoongiOnlyMine
Yoongi?
@disGustD
Yes hobie?
@YoongiOnlyMine
Do you forgive me?
@disGustD
Yes I do.
Do you promise to tell me you life's decisions?
@YoongiOnlyMine
I do.
@Kimjin
Hey!! Stob it! You sound like bride and groom taking marriage vows!
@disGustD
I.... No!😳
We are not gays! And Jhope has an ugly ass!
@YoongiOnlyMine
What did you just say?! You baboon looking dick!
@disGustD
Fuck you!
@YoongiOnlyMine
Fuck You too!
@Kimjin
Yah! Go get a room you two!
*jin throws his slippers and both of them got hit.*
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❗DISCLAIMER ❗
This chapter focuses on Bromance not romance. Please do not take this personally. I don't ship any member romantically.
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