@ChefKim

@hAndsOmefAceU

@doNtboTherMe

@IwannaLiVe

@YouNeverWalkAlone

@IamGod

@NotaChild

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@YouNeverWalkAlone
Guys Its an emergency! CODE RED! CODE RED!!🚨

@doNtboTherMe
What happened?!😨

@NotaChild
IS there an earthquake?

@IamGod
Is Jungkook crying?

@hAndsOmefAceU
Did you disturb Suga while sleeping?

@NotaChild
Hey!!😠

@doNtboTherMe
Hey!!😡😡

@NotaChild
Hyung! Why are you coping me?

@doNtboTherMe
I am not coping you, kid.🙄

@NotaChild
I am 23!😠

@YouNeverWalkAlone
Your bickering can wait. We are having a life and death situation here!

@NotaChild
Life and death?🤯

@hAndsOmefAceU
Who is dying?

@YouNeverWalkAlone
We😐

@IamGod
I am only in my twenties, I don't want to die early, Hyung!! 😭😭😭I need to have a wife and children.

@NotaChild
🥶🥶

@doNtboTherMe
What happened Jungkook? Why r you shaking?

@NotaChild
R-Rap... M-Mon Hyung is... Cooking.

@hAndsOmefAceU
Oh he is cookings... Wait-
HE IS COOKING??!!😱

@ChefKim
Hi guys! Today I will make Japchae for you. 🤗

@hAndsOmefAceU
Namjoon, didn't I tell you to keep away from the kitchen premises?

@ChefKim
Don't worry Jin Hyung. I was younger then. Now I am a pro.😤

@IamGod
Hello Fire brigade? There will be a fire in BTS dorm within an hour. Please be here on time- OUCH!

Namjoon hyung threw an egg at me.

@ChefKim
Shut your mouth or I'll feed you worms.

@IwannaLiVe
Guys Mother called me. I need to go home for some urgent business. I'll see you in three days.

@YouNeverWalkAlone
Oh no no no! You aren't escaping this.

@IamGod
We will go through this together.😊🤝🏻

@IwannaLiVe
But my sister called me!

@NotaChild
Wasn't it your mom?🤨

@IwannaLiVe
It was? Ah! Both mom and sister need me.😅

@doNtboTherMe
Better luck next time Hoba and don't forget to include me in your escape plan.

@ChefKim
No one's escaping. The door is locked and I am having the keys with me.😈

@hAndsOmefAceU
Let me atleast help you?

@ChefKim
No hyung. Thank you very much, But I want to do it independently.

@hAndsOmefAceU
But-

@ChefKim
Adore yourself in the mirror. You hardly get time for that now a days.

@hAndsOmefAceU
That's my best Dongsaeng! 🥰

[jin goes inside his room to adore himself]

@YouNeverWalkAlone
Jin seems to accept his faith.🥲

@ChefKim
Why is everyone attacking me?? 🤧🤧 Don't you have this much faith in me? I am hurt. I am trying my best to cook for you all and you seem so ungrateful.

Don't talk to me!😒

@doNtboTherMe
I... We are sorry. You can cook. Just be safe.😓

@YouNeverWalkAlone
Yes! We are eager to eat your food hyung!

@NotaChild
Rapmon is the coolest hyung!

@IwannaLiVe
I believe in you, Fighting!🤠✊🏻

@ChefKim
Thanks for encouragement everyone!

[few minutes latter]

@IamGod
Hey guys? Wanna play UNO?

@YouNeverWalkAlone
Its boring! Lets play trump cards.

@NotaChild
What about Jenga?

@doNtboTherMe
Why are we chatting when we are basically siting in the same room? Or am I seeing things?

@NotaChild
I don't exist. I am a hallucination.

@IamGod
Chatting is fun! Beside how will armies read if we don't chat?!

@YouNeverWalkAlone
*coughs* *coughs*

Is it only me or everyone is witnessing black smoke in this room?

@IwannaLiVe
Now that you say... my fear for life has resurfaced. 🙂

@YouNeverWalkAlone
Hobi hyung, how about you go check on Namjoon hyung.?

@IwannaLiVe
How about no?🙂🔪

@doNtboTherMe
Lets call Jin hyung. He has been sitting in his room for the past 45 mins.

[Jhope goes to check Jin]

@IwannaLiVe
AAAAAAAAA!!! WHO ARE YOU?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN SEOKJIN'S ROOM?!!☠

@hAndsOmefAceU
Its me, JIN!!

@IwannaLiVe
Jin hyung?? Why are you wearing a space suit??

@hAndsOmefAceU
Its fireproof suit, pabo! 😑I had bought this for situations like this. Isn't the house already on fire? I smelled of burning.

@IwannaLiVe
Not yet, I guess. But very soon, if you don't stop Joon.

@ChefKim
Umm... guys... there is a minor problem here.

@IwannaLiVe
Don't tell me that you burnt the food.

@ChefKim
I am sorry. I will prepare it again.

@NotaChild
I am hungry!! I have eaten nothing after breakfast. Even my snacks are empty!

@ChefKim
Just wait some more minutes. I will be back asap!🏃🏃

[one eternity latter]

@NotaChild
This poor child will die in hunger...

@YouNeverWalkAlone
Awww cutie..😍

@doNtboTherMe
I don't even have energy to type...

@hAndsOmefAceU

I am dizzy... I need food.😵

@IwannaLiVe
Jooonnnnnieee is it done yet?

@ChefKim
Just a little more is left.

[one more eternity latter]

@ChefKim
Its done!

@IamGod
Yeah!!!!

@NotaChild
I will eat 5 plates of food!

@ChefKim
Eat as much as you want.

[Namjoon serves the food. Violet vapours are steaming from it. He goes back to the kitchen.]

@doNtboTherMe
I suddenly feel full. Can I skip today's meal?

@hAndsOmefAceU
We cant do that, Yoongi. Namjoon will be dishearted. He had worked too hard for this.

@doNtboTherMe
I know, but still. I am feeling sick at this sight.

@IamGod
You sure this is not poison?🤡

@YouNeverWalkAlone
It can't be that bad Tae.

@NotaChild
Then should we eat?

@IwannaLiVe
Okay. Lets eat it.

[Jungkook takes a spoonful]

@NotaChild
Why aren't you eating??

@IamGod
You begin, we'll follow.

@NotaChild
No! I don't want to be your experiment. We will eat together.

@hAndsOmefAceU
See Jungkook, you basically eat everything you find. Your stomach is immunized against these. Even if you get sick we are older and more experienced, we can take you to hospital.

@NotaChild
Thanks but, I don't wanna die early.

@YouNeverWalkAlone
Will you hurt your Rapmon hyung?

@NotaChild
But-

@ChefKim
Hey! I'm back! Why aren't you eating?

@NotaChild
We were waiting for you.

@ChefKim
Oh Thanks Kookie. I am here now. You can begin.

@NotaChild
Y-yes...

[everyone shows puppy eyes to JK. He smiles awkwardly and put the food in mouth]

@IamGod
Jungkook are you fine?? Why is your face becoming pale? Is everything alright?😢

@YouNeverWalkAlone
Hey Kookie? Are you feeling sick?

@NotaChild
This food is....

THIS FOOD IS DAEBAK!🤩🤩 It is the best item I had ever eaten. Its really tasty! Gimme more hyung!

@ChefKim
Thank you so much. Eat as much as you want!

@doNtboTherMe
Are you sure? Don't dare to fool us.

@NotaChild
I swear on Tae's Gucci t-sirts.

@IamGod
Yah! Keep away my Gucci shirt from here!😠

@NotaChild
Try it hyung!

@IamGod
Yummm!! Its delicious! 😋😋

[everyone eats the food happily.]

@hAndsOmefAceU
Woaw! I am full. Joon has done a good job.

@doNtboTherMe
He should be appreciated.

@NotaChild
When are we getting to eat this again?

@ChefKim
I am flattered! Thank you so much. I love you all.

@IwannaLiVe
Btw, where are you heading.

@ChefKim
Studio. I have to work on my mixtape.

@doNtboTherMe
Ok. See ya then.

[Namjoon leaves the dorm]

@IamGod
Don't you think he was in a hurry?

@IwannaLiVe
Something seems fishy...

@YouNeverWalkAlone
Maybe a girlfriend?🤔

@hAndsOmefAceU
Whatever, its his business. I will do the dishes.

@IamGod
Guys shall we watch some movies?

@doNtboTherMe
I want a nap!😴

@hAndsOmefAceU
KIM NAMJOON!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY PRECIOUS KITCHEN! HOW COULD YOU RUIN IT SO MERCILESSLY??!! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS! JUST RETURN HOME ONCE!

[namjoon calls his mom after getting out of the dorm.]

@ChefKim
Eomma, I am coming to Ilsan to visit you all. I will be there for a week. 😘

__________________________

Hello friend. Life's been too hectic now a days... I still try my best to entertain you all.

Jimin was an angel last night. I hope he gets all the love he deserves.

Duck the 7.5B people. This world is for 1, Park Jimin.