Jungkook: *taking a nap on their couch*

*the sound of the front door opening*

Taehyung: *shouting* JUNGKOOK

Jungkook:

Jungkook: *grumply* whaaaat

Taehyung: I CAUGHT A BIRD!!! *muffled chirping sounds*

Jungkook: *sleepily* thats nice

Jungkook: ...

Jungkook: WAIT WHAT? PUT IT BACK!!!

Jin: *staring  deadpan into a camera with a microphone in hand* And here you can see the endangered Namjoon in their natural habitat.

Namjoon: *falls down the stairs, spilling their cereal everywhere*

Jin: Natural selection in coming for this specimen.

Kook: Tae im sorry

Kook: please talk to me baby

Kook: muffin?

Kook: sweet pea?

Kook: the worlds prettiest thug?

Kook: Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

Tae: sorry doesn't bring back my fucking skittles Kook

Yoongi: Bite Me!

Hoseok: Where?

Yoongi: *tiny gasp*

Yoongi: what are you doing?

Jimin: *hanging upside down from the monkey bars* trying to kiss you guys

Hoseok: you're going to fall

Jimin:

Jimin: Shut up and kiss me assholes, Im getting lightheaded