Taehyung: come back

Taehyung: I miss you

Taehyung: where did you go

Taehyung: are you mad at me

Taehyung: please come back

Jungkook: hyung, I was gone for two minutes god how much attention do you need?

Taehyung: all of it

Jimin: why would I fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine you and your friend arriving at the gates of hell, they're all crying, scared to death for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon, legendary.

Jin: it's 3 am wtf

hobi: no continue you have a point

some random person: hello 911, what's your emergency?

Taehyung: yes, my boyfriend has fainted and is bleeding from his nose.

SRP: an ambulance is on its way, what were the events leading up to this?

Taehyung: ...*mumbles*

SRP: sorry, could you repeat that?

Taehyung: ...I put on a maids dress-

Jin: *to no one in particular* see this person? my wonderful boyfriend? they're the single best person in the world and deserve nothing but love and respect and-

Namjoon: I ate the last slice of pizza

Jin: *glares* Bitch, are you ready to die???

Taehyung: *loses jungkook in a crowd* hey Jin, I can't find jungkook anywhere. Im getting worried

Jin: alright *cups mouth* JUNGKOOK SUCKS!!!!

Jungkook: *nothing*

Jin: ok... THEN TAEHYUNG SUCKS!!!!

Jungkook: *punches their way through the crowd* FUCK YOU SAY ABOUT MY LIL DEMON!? I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

Taehyung: found him