Jimin: You scream like a girl

Yoongi: I do not scream like a girl

Hoseok: well you sure did a high pitched scream

Yoongi: I did not scream

Jimin: Oh ya, so what did you do?

Yoongi: that was merely me trying not to have a heart attack with a little dignity

Hoseok: Fuck you.

Yoongi: Later. Now, listen here you little shit...

Taehyung: *noticeably disheveled as they enter the room* sorry im late, I was doing stuff

Jungkook: *also disheveled and grinning smugly* Im stuff

Jin: You're the grim reaper? You look so... cliche

Grim Reaper: I manifest differently to each individual based on their expectations; in other words, you're the simple bitch

Taehyung: Hey, do you like BTS?

Jungkook: Oh, yeah! I love them!

Taehyung: *rambles on about said thing for a long time*

Jungkook: *agrees and starts fangirling obsessively*

Taehyung: Do you have any ships?

Jungkook: Of course!

Taehyung: Awesome! Who's your favorite?

Jungkook: *leans in and kissed Taehyung, blushing*

Jungkook: Us.

Hoseok: I personally find Jimin adorable and very small, not to mention very easy to pick up!

Jimin: *squirming in Hoseoks arms above the ground* just because Im smaller than you doesn't mean you caN MAKE FUN OF MY HEIGHT

Hoseok: *starts swaying them back and fourth* awww aren't you just adorable :)

Namjoon: Who the fuck...

Jin: Language.

Namjoon: Whom the fuck...

Jin: *shakes their head sighing*

Namjoon: You...have a nice face

Jin: Yes. Yes I do

Namjoon: I mean...A nice face. you have a nice face

Jin: Thanks...I think?

Namjoon: Oh my gosh. please accept  my awkward attempts of flirting or I don't know what I am doing.

*Jungkook and Taehyung in their car, heading to work. Jungkook just realized he's forgotten his phone*

Jungkook: Shit! I'll just be a moment

*runs inside to get his phone, and quickly comes back*

Taehyung: So you haven't forgotten anything else? You got your wallet?

Jungkook: *checks pockets* hang on, I'll get it

*Jungkook runs back inside the house to get him wallet*

Taehyung: Right. You got everything? Both arms? Both legs? Couple ears and a nose?

Jungkook: Yep yep yep, oh wait? *gets really panicky, then calms down* oh, its okay; you've got my heart.

Taehyung: ...I honestly don't know what to say to that.

*three minutes later...*

Jungkook: I forgot my lunch

*Yoongi is really shy about proposing so he just slips the ring on while Jimin and Hoseok are asleep*

Tae: Babe why your not textin
back?

Kook: Because im driving

Tae: so what text me

Kook: Did you see the commercial

Tae: Yeah but i miss you

Kook: thats dange

Tae: what babe?

Tae: babe

Tae: Omg you okay?

Kook: See bitch you got scared

Namjoon: *in the library* Do you mind if I sit beside you?

Jin: *with a loud voice* I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUUUU!!!!!

*all the students in the library started staring at Namjoon and he was embarrassed. after a few minutes, Jin walked quietly to Namjoons table*

Jin: I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?

Namjoon: *with a loud voice* $200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT"S TOO MUCH!!!

*all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock*

Namjoon: *whispers in Jins ear* I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty

Kook: Whats the first think you would
do if you were invisible for a
day?

Tae: I would probably fly to paris, find 
a street performing mime, and
beat him to death... the
applause he would get would
be astounding

Kook: O.o ... that poor mime...

Jin: Anyway WYD

Joon: Im breaking up with you

Joon: is what im doing

Jin: nah

Joon: You cant NAH ME

Joon: how does it feel to not have a 
boyfriend anymore

Jin: i wouldn't know

Joon: LET ME BREAK UP WITH YOU

Jin: nah

Yoongles: I MAY HAVE JUST
ACCIDENTALLY CAME
OUT TO MY ENTIRE 
FAMILY IN THE WORST
WAY POSSIBLE

Yoongles: MY GRANDMA WAS
SAYING HOW GAYS ARE
GOING TO HELL AND I
DIDNT WANT TO DEAL
WITH IT SO I STARTED
TO LEAVE

Yoongles: MY COUSIN ASKED
WHERE I WAS GOING

Yoongles: "Hell apparently"

Yoongles: WHAT HAVE I DONE

Kook: bro...