Jungkook: /uses common knowledge like brushing your tongue to diminish bad breath/

You guys: I C O N I C !!! COCONUT HEAD IS AN INTELLECTUAL OH MY GOD I STAN A MAN OF SCIENCE

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Namjoon: /smiles/

You guys: OH MY GOD. THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION JUST MELTED MY HEART- GOD OF UNFREEZING??? WHO NEEDS A MICROWAVE WHEN YOU GOT KIM NAMJOON?? Y'ALL LIVING IN 2017 AND MY ASS IS IN 3890 WITH THIS BOY.

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Jin: i'm handsome.

Me: you know what? You're right.

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J-Hope: I am your hope!

You guys: my hope, my father, my daddy, my king, my sun, my faith, my angel, my god, my horse

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Suga: /closes his eyes/

you guys: OH MY GOD MOTIONLESS MIN- ALWAYS SLEEPING. GOD SUGA, GOD. KING OF THE NIGHT, KING OF THE DAY, KING OF SLEEP. INFIRE MY DREAMS DADDY PLEASE-

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Taehyung: /takes a picture of the floor/

You guys: TRUE FUCKING ARTIST. DAVINCI WHO? WHO THE FUCK IS THIS PABLO PICASSO? I ONLY KNOW VANTE. V A N T E .

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jimin: /waves/

You guys: LOOK AT THOSE HANDS. LOOK AT THOSE THIGHS. DADDY? BABY BOY? BABY DADDY??? KING OF THIGHS, KING OF LIVING OH MY GOD. DID YOU SEE THAT??? HE JUST BLINKED OH MY GOD FJFKSKSKA I LIVE IN THE SAME EARTH AS THESE KINGS.