Cooking Horribly
Situation : You cook something for him for the first time.
Lol 😂
Seokjin
You had just finished preparing chicken drumsticks and noodles with lemon chicken.
"Perfect!" you complimented yourself.
Jin walked into the kitchen as soon as he came back home. "Jagi! So what are you doing here?" he asked surprised as he saw you in the kitchen.
"Oppa!! I made this delicious food just for you!" you said cheerfully.
"You made?" Jin raised his eyebrow and looked at the dishes.
They weren't looking that bad.
He sat down to eat as you looked at him nervously.
As soon as he took the first bite, his face was completely pale.
"Aish... What has she made!? This is too salty and sour!" he thought to himself.
"Oppa, how's it?" you ask nervously.
"I can't let her be sad..." he again thought and then turned to you.
"It's amazing! I love it!!" he said and ate the whole thing in the speed of light. "Is there anymore?" he asks praying to God for you to say no.
"No, sorry. Since it was my first time I made less because I was unsure.. Hehe." you say satisfied with your work.
"Whew, thank you lord!" Jin sighs.
"I'll make more next time!" you say cheerfully.
"I gotta teach her how to cool now..." he thinks and gives you a weak smile and kiss on the cheek thanking for the 'delicious' food.
Yoongi
You knew how hard Yoongi always worked and hence, you wanted to cook for specially for him.
You made salad and pasta (made with mushroom, chicken and mayo with other veges) and chicken sweet corn soup.
"Yoongii!!" you called him and hugged him when he came home.
"Yah.." he laughed at your cuteness.
"OMO Yoongi laughed!" you joked with goggly eyes.
"Shut up." he giggled.
"Btw Sugaaaa," you sang out. "I made food for you and tell me how's it!"
He mentally slapped himself at your words. He knew it was your first time and if not anything else, your first times were extremely bad.
As soon as he took the pasta in his mouth he felt like vomiting and he looked at you with a blank expression.
"Is it bad?" you ask with puppy eyes.
Even Yoongi couldn't resist that. "No. It's g-good." he lied.
You said thank you, smiled cheekily and went to wash the dishes. When he was sure you were out of sight, he quickly got up and threw the whole food put of the window and again sat back as if he was full.
You came back after 20 mins and we're amused. "Haaaa? You finished everything??" you asked.
"Ye, coz it was delicious!" he said.
"Aww thank you!"
Later the whole night he couldn't sleep because his stomach was grumbling awfully and there was nothing to eat XD.
Namjoon
You were exhausted. You were happy and annoyed with yourself. Why?
Annoyed - because you made the kitchen a mess.
Happy - you finally cooked proper dinner for Namjoon.
You were happily waiting for Namjoon to return back home and when he did you almost dove on to him.
"What's so special baby?" Namjoon said while raising an eyebrow and leaning in for a kiss.
You kiss his nose and move away. "Guess what!! I cooked for ya!!!"
Namjoon had an expression like, 'please tell me it's a joke' but it wasn't.
After you served him the food and he looked at it... All his appetite kinda vanished away.
"What? Eat!" you said.
"Um... Baby actually... I'm full because I had dinner with the boys at Jin's so I'll have it when I am hungry late at night when imma making music." he reasoned.
You were quite happy about it but nodded.
(At night)
When he made sure that you were sound sleep he got up and took out the food from the refrigerator. 'Lemme taste it' he thought.
After one spoon... His soul left his body as his face turned a pale blue. "Is this even an edible thing??" he questioned himself.
He took the whole 'dish' and the it out of the window.
(Next Morning)
"Joonie!" you call from the kitchen.
"Yes baby?"
"Where are the dishes I cooked yesterday? I kept them in the refrigerator." you ask him.
"Oh... I told you I get hungry at night... So I ate it all." he grinned at you.
"Oh was it good!" you ask cheerfully.
"Yep!"
At the back of the mind he was busy thinking of how to make you a better cook at you enjoyed it his morning hug.
Hoseok
Hoseok is a sweetheart.
After he came home and you chirped happily, "Hobi!! I made dinner for you!"
He immediately like a dumb person asked, "is it your first time?" and gulped.
"Yes, why?"
"N-nothing..."
But J-Hope was cursing his fate. He wished to stay at Jin's place.
But he is such a honey coated sweet heart he actually ate your horrible horrible horrible dish and went on completing you "it's delicious!"
Oh boy... If you continue cooking then his future appetite was in grave danger.
Jimin
"Oppa come home fast! I have a surprise for you!" you cooed in the phone.
"What surprise? I'm curious now..." he talked back and smiled himself.
"No! Come home first haha." you cut the phone.
You had prepared for him kimichi knife noodles. But... It was horrible. Like who puts so many eggs and that to rotten eggs right?
When he came home he was very excited until...
"Jiminie!! I made kimichi knife noodles for ya!"
His face was as pale as ever.
"And you should eat more okay!" you say.
"Y-yes.."
When you had set the table and the food's "amazing" smell reached his nose... Something happened in his stomach and he quickly got up.
"Babe I think I'm sick" he rushed to the washroom.
"Okay Jimin! Think of an excuse!" he thought to himself.
After a while he came up to you and said that, "The doctor said no tasty foods... So I'm sorry babe."
There was nothing you could do.
Taehyung
It was a boring Sunday and there was absolutely nothing interesting to do.
Taehyung was busy so you decided to prepare lunch for him as a gift for his hard work.
(Time Skip)
When Taehyung came home you hugged him. "Oppa~"
"let's go to watch Alien boogie!" he whined. (A/N : I just made up the name 😂)
"No first taste the kimbap which I made for you!" you smiled.
Well to say the kimbap tasted good was absolutely a lie but in the excitement to watch his movie he ate everything at high speed and at night...
He stayed in the bathroom for the whole day... Maybe he got a loose motion all thanks to you.
Jungkook
Jungkook was always honest with you. Well... He should've learnt to lie though...
When you fed him your home made pizza which you made for the first time he said, "Jagi... I think we shouldn't eat this or we'll get sick."
"What?" you raise your voice completely hurt. "Is it that bad?"
"Don't he angry!" he goggled his eyes. "it's just your first time! You can learn from your friend-"
You cut him off, "So u like my friend's cooking more??"
"No Jagi! I mean-"
"What!" you were so angry at poor Jungkook but you had put so much of effort to make that "pizza" if you still wanna call that thing "pizza"...
"Jagi please! You can learn more! I am honest with you please..." he begged.
You were furious but decided to taste it yourself. After you tasted you immediately regretted the decision. You felt like puking then and there. You had nothing to say. Just "Sorry oppa... I should learn more."
Everything was sorted. Jungkook took you out on a dinner date and we'll.. You forgot all about your pizza.
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