Requested by: -TAEGUCCIBOI

"Baby... I'm a Mafia leader," he'd say out of the blue one day, scaring you with his deep voice and stern eyes.

You laughed.

"Mafia? Mafia my ass Kim Seokjin, if you don't get your ass in front of our daughters elementary school in five minutes, I'll make sure your face goes down the toilet, along with that bullshit you just said."

Like a scared puppy he'd run off.

(No more speaking of this)

"Kitten, I'm part of the Mafia.."

He was feeding your baby when he said this.

"Hahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha."

All you could do was laugh, giving him a towel to wipe the babies mouth and you walked away silently.

By the door, you gave him one last look before laughing all the way into your room.

You: Hahhahahahahhahahahahahaahahhhahahahahahahahaha

Namjoon: .....

"Baby I'm not lying."

"Yoongi..... If you don't change Baby Min's dipper in less than two minutes, I will make sure your Mafia knows who runs things at home, now hurry the fuck up before I smack you upside the head and send you to sleep at Hoseok's place."

Mumbling he pouts, "but I'm not lying..."

"Darling! Guess who is part of the Mafia?!"

(Silence)

"Where you watching movies with Jungkook again? I told you I didn't want you watching any of those weird ass porns he puts on. I'm not into that shit, so don't even think for a second that I'll be letting you do nun of that shit to me, understand?"

".....but baby."

"You don't believe me?"

"How can I believe, that a guy who is afraid of the dark, can barely feed our kid, and thought my vagina expanded like a balloon is part of the mafia. I would believe Jin more than you if he said that."

"Ash I swear, it was a joke... I knew your vagina doesn't expand."

"You sure"→_→

"....."

"I'm part of the mafia Y/N."

"...."

You were silent, looking at the huge fluff ball in front of you.

"You killed a mosquito yesterday and apologized, and made our kid give it a funeral​ it in the backyard... And invited the guys.."

"So... What else are we getting from the grocery store?" He asked looking down at the paper you gave him.

"Watch me baby, I can kick ass!"

"The only ass that will be kicked around here is yours if you don't clean up the legos you bought today. I swear JEON JUNGKOOK!! "

(He runs away.)

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