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*Your kid was now sitting with y'all for lunch, their little hands on either side of their face.

"So how did you and eomma meet?" They asked.*

Jin; So one day, papa saw the most beautiful creature in the world. She was so beautiful and absolutely stunning, that papa decided to go say hello. Still, papa was nervous. How could I, a stranger with no connection to her, ever talk to that beautiful creature? Well, what I did-

Y/N;  Actually, he stared at me really hard every day.
For a month.
Until uncle Namjoon decided to go tell me that his weird friend liked me and wanted to ask me out on a date...

Jin; No I did not-

Child; So papa was a stalker?

Y/N; You could say that...

Jin; I AM NOT A STALKER EXCUSE YOURSELF! -_-#

Namjoon; Hell yeah! Story time. I met your Eomma at the clu-

Y/N; Cultural Festival...

Namjoon; (─‿─)

Y/N;  -_-#

Namjoon;  Yeah... The culture festival. (￣∀￣)

Yoongi; Okay, so listen here kid, let's begin with talking about the birds and the bees, and everything in between. Have you heard of one night stands?

Child; ??

Y/N; We'll be right back sweetie, come here Yoongi. (Pulls Yoongi by the ear far from where the kid can hear.) LOOK YOU LITTLE SHIT, WE MET WHEN WE WERE KIDS AND YOU HAD A HUGE CRUSH ON ME. ONE MORE LIE AND YOUR FACE WILL BE PLUNGED INTO A TOILET UNTIL YOU DROWN IN IT YOU HEAR?

Yoongi; (￣∀￣) Feisty. I like it.

Y/N; Um...

Hoseok; Oh common sweetie. Don't be shy. I met your mom when she was in college. She use to be a waiter at a restaurant. She was sososososo pretty. She was the most beautiful women I had ever seen....(goes on and on about how he fell for you.)

Y/N; >///<

Taehyung; Ahhh..When I met your Eomma was the day I knew I would be getting married soon. She was so gorgeous. Coming from a different planet, I had never seen such beauties until I landed on earth and saw her.

Y/N; Taehyung... That's cute an all, but you shouldn't keep telling our kids you're an alien.

Taehyung; why not?

Y/N; (points at them.)

*Kids are talking to the neighbor's kids*

Your 1st Kid; Papa is from a different planet and one day I'll go visit my grandma there.

Neighbor's Kid; You liar.

Your 2nd Kid; Hold him down while I kick him for calling us a liar.

Taehyung; ...Oh ^_^¦¦¦

Jimin; Well, she was my best friend when I fell in love with her slowly. Your mom was so cute when she slept. Specially because she has this cute snore-

Child; Zzzzzz

Y/N; She fell asleep.

Jimin; ....Am I boring? (ಥ_ಥ)

Y/N; No baby-

Jimin; What did I do to deserve a kid who thinks I'm boring ~T_T~

Y/N; No baby it's not that-

Jimin; EOMMAAAA MY KID DOESN'T LIKE ME!! ~T_T~

Y/N; baby calm down...

(Jimin sobs for hours until You buy him ice cream.)

Jungkook; Well, your mom was a huge fan of me and wanted to meet me at all cost. So she began doing g her best to try and contact me and she was all up on me and wanted me so bad-

Y/N; Papa couldn't even get an inch close to me because he was so nervous he had to ask uncle Seokjin to approach me, and for our first date all your uncles had to tag along because this big baby had no guts to be with me alone. He was so nervous and-

Jungkook; I think that's enough Y/N, he gets the point. ^_^||

Y/N; Oh where just getting started. (￣∀￣)

Jungkook; (ಥ_ಥ)

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🐨So I wanted to do a quick one right now.

I also have posted on my personal account so go check that out so you can get ready to read that book.

I might post the prologue during the weekend so please support me and my private account.

Thanks for everything my lovely baby koalas.
I hope You guys missed me!

And for those of You who are new, WELCOME to the RBK FAMILY!

I'm your eomma KoalaBeaw!

Feel free to message me and look around my request board and request list.

Also, feel free to enter my contest!

Love you guys!

😘

MAMA KoalaBeaw
~♔~