I'M WARNING YOU ARMYS! DON'T READ THIS IF YOU DON'T WANNA CALL YOUR BOYS BY THOSE NAMES, DON'T TELL ME I DIDN'T. JUST. STOP READING.

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Characters:

Rap Monster - The leader and lead rapper of BTS (or the tallest member, the OG, God of Destruction, and father of BTS)

Jin - The group's eldest; one of the vocals, and the visual of BTS (or the beautiful Pink Princess, Super Mario fanboy, resident cook, and mother of BTS)

Suga - Lead rapper of BTS (or the swaeg; motionless, eldest child)

J-Hope - Rapper and dancer of BTS (or the mood-boosting, always happy unicorn, and semi-eldest child)

Jimin - Main Vocal and dancer of BTS (or the small-but-terrible jamless, sexy, six-pack-abs, husband material *tongue ties*, err... handsome middle child)

V - Sub-vocal of BTS (or the 'what-planet-does-he-come-from-is-he-really-human' cute, but huge-voiced, semi-youngest child)

Jungkook - Vocal, Rapper, Dancer and Maknae of BTS (or the big-nosed rabbit, master-of-everything, youngest child)