When BTS have a dirty nightmare with the members

Jin: *rushing to the kitchen to drink some tea* The horror. . the horror.

BTS: what wrong with you.

Jin: *looked at Suga but then quickly looked away* I dreamed about Suga and I. . . 

BTS: WHAT!?

Jin: He wore my pink---

Bts: *rolled eyes*

Jin: MY PINK THONGS!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!!!!???

BTS: WHAT!!!!!??? HAHAHA 

Namjoon: Wait, you have thongs?


Suga: *still asleep but sleep talking*

V: Hey guys.. guys.. Suga hyung is sleep talking look how sweet he looks.

Suga: *moaning* AHhhh~ Jimin. Give it to--*moans*

Jin: Hobi, take Jungkook away as far as you could..

RM: shoot. he's having a dirty dream with---

Suga: Namjoon. . give it to me.. 

RM: WTF YOU AINT GAY DAMN YOU!!

BTS: *holding Rapmon away from suga from punching him*

BTS: HE'S JUST DREAMING! CHILL DUDE!!


V: *dragging his pillow* Bwi got nightmare.

BTS: What is it now Taehyung?

V: Kookie said he will gonna eat Laydu Bug~

BTS: What's wrong about that?

V: Jimin is wearing a Laydu bug costume and chased each other without undies..

BTS: . . . 

Jin: Hobi.. take V to his room. . . 

BTS: . . 

Jin: WHO THE HELL MADE TAEHYUNG WATCH SOME PORN!?


Jungkook: *wrecking things in his room*

BTS: WTH.. KOOKIE~? What's wrong with you!

Jungkook: I have one fucking nightmare! AAHHHH!!

BTS: I kissed Taehyung!!!!

V: Weally? HIHIHI YIIIII~ but is Taehyung a nightmare? :(

Jungkook: THAT'S THE PROBLEM! BECAUSE AFTER I PULLED AWAY. IT WAS HOSEOK FACE THAT SHOWS.

BTS: *stopping Hobi to punch Kookie*

JHope: YOU---YOU HAD NO FUN.. YOU WANNA PIECE OF MEU?? 


Jimin: NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE!!!! 

BTS: OH? JIMIN!? Whats wrong!?

Jimin: DIRTY NIGHT MARE ! T^T NAMJOoN HYUNG!?

RM: WHAT'S WITH ME AGAIN THI STIME!?

Jin: Take some chill pill Namjoon, sheesh. What is it Chim-chim?

Jimin: JIMIN ATE MY JAMS!

BTS: *silent af* *ignored Jimin*

Jimin: guys? aren't you gonna say something to it?

RM: *taps* it's because you got no jams. *taps him again and leaved*


JHope: *wakes up crying*

BTS: HOBI!?

Jhope: *crying* Nightmareu~ I have a nightmareu~

BTS: again? Please don't tell it's Kookie and Jimin this time?

JHope: YES! THEM AGAIN!! HHUHUHU WHYEU~ WHYEU~ Q_Q

BTS: Oh Hobi.

Jhope: But Jin came and kissed Jimin.

Jin: Excuse me?

Jhope: HUHUHU YES~ Jimin kissed everyone at Bangtan but Hobi is not included. WHY!!!!! HUHUHUHU

BTS: *looking at Jimin* wow. you'e a whore.


Rapmon: *writes nonstop in the table*

Suga: Why you're still awake?

Rapmon: can't sleep. Nightmare. Dirty Nightmare.

Suga: Wow... what is it about.

Rapmon: I don't wanna talk about it.

BTS: WHAT IS IT ABOUT

Rapmon: FINE.

Rapmon: *raps to what happened in his dream furiously, now, everyone is in shock  as they heard RM's nightmare rap*

BTS: *slowclap*

RM: So if you excuse me. I'm not in the mood. *leaves*

Suga: U understand something?

BTS: Not a thing. .

V: Dafuq just happend?



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