When BTS accidentally curse infront of their child
Rapmon: *immediately stops*
DON'T TELL MOM. PLEASE. I FUCKING----BEG YOU----SHIT.
OH NO NO.
DONT TELL MOM WHAT YOU JUST HEARD! Alright?
Jin: *accidentally touched hot water*
OH MOTHERFU----
/daughter stares at him/
---FFFUN! MOTHER FUN!! Hehe..Mother is fun! Go ahead baby, go to your mom, play with mom. Hehe
Suga: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ALL!!!!
/turns around and saw his son standing in the door/
/Suga leaned down to his son/
Sonny, there were things in this world that you'll understand when you grow up. You'll grow up and fin'lly said that glorious statement. 'Fuck You'.
Son: *confused*
V: HAHAHA THIS MOVIE IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS!!
Son: Daddy, what's 'fucking' ?
V: Junior, go ask mom..dad is still watching
*realizes*
Hey Junior no... no.. comeback!!
Son: *went to you*
Moooom dad said 'fucking' what is 'fucking'??
You: *screaming like hell from the kitchen*
JHope: (on phone) Don't worry bro, that guy's an ASSHOLE!!
*turrns around and saw his son listening*
Son: HEHE!!! ASH HUUUL~ DAD IS AN ASH HUL!
*Jhope panics while covering the mouth of his son*
Jhope: HEYYY!!! THAT'S A DIRTY WORDEU!! DON'T SAY THAT!!
Jimin: GODDAMN IT!!
Son: *screams while running away*
MOMMY!! MOMMY! SOMEONE SHOUTED WHILE THERE'S NO ONE THERE!!!
You: *looked at Jimin*
Wow babe, even your son ignores your presence.
Jimin: *sigh*
I told you not to make him close with his Uncle Namjoon. -_-
Jungkook: SHIT!!!
Son: *jaw dropped* MOMMY! MOMMY! DADDY SAID THE BAD WORD--
Jungkook: *chased his son and accidentally threw him out of the window*
SHIT!
You: Honey, I heard Junior calling me, where's he?
Jungkook: HUH? Uhhh.. Umm. He's not with you? I heard nothing.
*nervous laugh*
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