Unknown voice: Wait!! Hold the door for me.

Elevator guy: ooh..
*holds the elevator door*

/Suddenly a Journalist came with a bunch of papers on his hands/

Journ guy: Ahh thanks for holding the door for me..

Elev guy: No problem, its my job. :)

Journ guy: Oh im Jimin by the way..

Elev guy: Rapmonster..

Jimin: (º_º)
cool name.. are you born with that name? did your mom called you that?

RM: ＠(￣-￣)＠
uhh. No. Namjoon was my real name.. oh, i like you hair color by the way..

*elevator bells*

Jimin: ohh its my stop.
*steps out*
hehe thanks its Strawberry Jam, atleast now, I finally got J----

/motor rider runs over Jimin, papers flying everywhere../

Jimin: ✘Д✘◍

RM: Σ( ° △ °|||)︴SHiT!!!
*calls the ambulance*

Suddenly an ambulance came..

Doctor: alright.. take this poor child's body----

RM: he's already a man, doc.

Doctor: *looks at Jimins body* okaaay? Anyway how are you related to this "man" sir...

RM: im just their elevator guy doc, the last thing i just saw is a rider run over him.

Doctor: JinjjA??
*faced Rapmon*
I am Doctor Kim, call me Jin. Im gonna call the investigators to come to the crime scene----

RM: /as Jin faced him, he was mesmerize by his beauty, everythings in slow motion, pink backgrounds everywhere, not understanding everything the Dr. said/

Jin: Sir??? Sir?? why are you blushing??

RM: A---am I?? Nothing. Im just not feeling well after to what happened.
/blushing/

*Jin touches RM's forehead*

Jin: why dont you come with us in the hospital so we can also check you up..you must felt traumatized..

RM: REALLY!? ohh.. i mean.. yeah.. im feeling kinda dizzy
/Rapmon strong game face/

*he was about to enter the ambulance when somebody grab RM down*

Voice: *manly voice*
No..youre not going anywhere, i still need you for the investigation..

Jin: Ohh.. Taehyung, cousin.... Youre here already. Hows your wife?

Detective: *normal voice*
Ohh. Lady Bug? She's fine. She's with mom at our planet----*coughs*
*back to manly voice*
I mean.. Its good. Augh Dr., i need this man--

RM: its RAPMONSTAH

V: ahh whatever.. I need him for some questions.. soon the Police will come to secure the perimeter.

RM: (╥_╥) i cant go with Jin~ </3

Jimin (inside the ambulance): EXCUUUUSE ME??
*waving*
Man? Here? Inside? Bleeding?? Losing his life?? DYING!?
I am already seeing a light...

Jin: ahh I forgot!! Oh okay Cousin.. Take care of This Guy, he saw the crime he said. Please be careful asking him, he's still traumatized..

*Jin and Ambulance leaves*

RM: (in mind) Oh my gooood.. ohh my god he 's concerned about me!! ommona.. CALL ME DR JIN!

*RM then look at V*

V:*disgust face*
are you alright?? you just look like a girl who just saw her crush.. U GAY?

RM: whats your problem man!?
*very manly voice*

V: okay sir... if you come with me, im gonna ask you some question.

Meanwhile...

V talking with the police..

V: you mean you saw the criminal?

Police: Yeah, its hard capturing him Since he's a runner.

V: Thank you Officer Jeon.

JK: No problem. Meet you in the police station..

V: Arraseo.....Hey Rap-mon-istah

RM: its RAPMONSTER how many damn times should i repeat it.. you got no jams ugh

In the Police Station..

JK: there.. that guy with the helmet, thats the suspect.

V: alright, lets see who's the face behind this helmet...
*takes off the helmet*

JK: HOBI!? Hoseok!? JHOPE!? i cant believe this!!!

V: Do you know each other!?

/flashback/
Highschool life..

Jhope; Jimin!! kookie lets go! Lets eat lunch..
Jimin: Wait.. im waiting for Kookie.. Kookie hurry..
Jungkook: I TOLD YOU TO NOT WAIT FOR ME..
Jhope: Why is it always Jungkook.. why not Hobi?? :(
Jimin: hehe youre JEALOUS!?
Jhope: Im not!
Jimin: haha anywhere.. Kookie is here. lets go now..*hugs kookie*
Jungkook: I said get away!!!!
Jhope:(in mind) Someday.. Jimin.. Someday..
/EOF/

Jhope: YES!!! HAHAHA I KILLED JIMIN, ALL HE NEEDS IS YOU! SO I ENDED HIS LIFE HAHAHAHA

JK: i cant believe... wait. The victim is JIMIN!?

V: Wait you dont know!? wait whats hapenning!

Rapmon in background: Im going now... im not feeling well.. i think im going to the hospital..

*pathetic excuse*

(in mind)
i'll meet you Dr. Kim eeeeeeiiikk ♥

Meanwhile...
A small man came running into the Police station with a Commander General's uniform.. as he entered the door he bumped into Rapmon..

Rapmon: what the..a hobbit?

Suga: LOOK WHAT YOURE GOING YOU FOOL, I HEARD ABOUT THE CAPTURE OF MY JOURNALIST'S SUSPECT AND NOW YOU'RE BLOCKING MY WAY! WHO DO YOU THINK----YOu---are
/as he look up, he became mesmerized to Rapmon, everythings in slow motion, pink backgrounds everywhere/

Hi, I'm Commander General Min Yoongi~ Call me Suga for short..
*blush*

Rapmon: uhh okay? Im Rapmon. Im gonna hurry back to the hospital im not feeling well..

*leaves*

Suga: No.. wait.. Rapmon.. Rapmon was his name..
*Blushes*

V: OH COMMANDER... YOU'RE HERE..*salutes*

Suga: *became his cool manly self*
Ahh yeahh..yeah.. i am here to face the suspect of my Journalist..

V: uhh.. thats the problem sir..

/V pointed Jk and Jh Both who were fighting and rumbling at the side/

Suga: huh!? wait... wait.. is that HOBI!? SON!? MY RUNAWAY SON!?
I miss you..

Jhope: SHUT UP!! i am not your son!

Jk: What? youre the long lost son of the Commander!?

Jhope: I am NOT his son!

V: okaaay this is getting weirder and awkward.
Humans are so weird.
I'm going home to my wife.
Youve got a long day Taehyung.

Lady Bug..
Bwi is going home~

*teleports to his planet*

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*Looney Tunes Ending OST*
Thats all folks
♥