Requested by gabrielleenochbirrey

/walking in the streets/

Namjoon: Babe---What are you doing?

Yoongi: Lemme rest. I----can't----

Namjoon: Stand up. People's watching.

Yoongi: I am Swag. They jut cant take with my Swag. When Swag wanna rest. Swag will---HEY PUT ME DOWN!!

Namjoon: *carried him in a bridal style*
Shut up. If you won't then I'll be carrying you.

/in the club/
Namjoon:*on the dancefloor dancing*

Yoongi: *pulling him out with his ears*
No, you're not going to embarrass me tonight.

/random 1/
Namjoon: Babe, what do you want for our anniversary?

Yoongi: I want BIG CARS, BIG HOUSE & BIG RINGS~

Namjoon: . . .

/Jealous/
Namjoon: BABE!! Jin & I were just talking about our project, that's all..

Yoongi: *ignores* *busy with his music making works*

Namjoon: BAAAAAAAAABE~ NOTICE ME! T^T *crying*

Yoongi: *pats Namjoon's head* It's okay. I'm tired. We need to sleep.

/Arguing/
Yoongi: STFU! YOU GOT NO JAMS.

Namjoon: *strucked* WHAT DID YOU---

Yoongi: YOU GOT NO JAMS!

*Intense Rap Battle like argument*

/Halloween Costume/
Yoongi: *comes out with a Maid dress*
HELL YEAH~ Maid-costume is the new Swaeg.

Namjoon: I'm gonna match youre costume babe~ *went to change*

Yoongi: *imagined Namjoon as a Hot Butler*

/Namjoon comes out/

Namjoon: I'M SAILORMOON!! YEAHHH!!

Yoongi: wtf.

Namjoon: ISNT IT AMAZING BABE~?? :D

Yoongi: *leaves Namjoon*

/Random 2/
Yoongi: I. AM. SO. INFIRES!!!

Yoongi: SWAEG SWAEG! I am So SWAEG~

Yoongi: I NEED YOU GULL~

Yoongi: Yeah Nobody can handle my spokening English..

Yoongi: Hey BABE~ How you mind was mine English?

Namjoon: *facepalm* Stick to Korean babe.

/Theme Song/
Namjoon: Babe~ let's play our theme song...

Yoongi: *plays it*

Music: YO FAT MATHA NIGGA BITCHING SLAY HAS NO CATCH ON MY CHAINS & DOLLAH! FUCKYAH BITCH!!

Namjoon & Yoongi: awww.. So romantic.

/Presents/
Yoongi: babe~ Happy birthday. This is my present for you..

Namjoon: OH SHIT! GOLD CHAINS! I AM SO---*chain breaks*

Yoongi:

Namjoon: Babe, I can fix this..Calm---

Yoongi: WHAT CALM DOWN! I WORK MY ASS FOR THIS! GIMME THAT YOURE NOT GETTING PRESENTS ANYMORE!!
*leaves*

Namjoon: BABE~ T^T

/Random 3/
Namjoon: You're not gonna leave me again, tonight~ *pulls & cornered yoongi at the wall*

Yoongi: *flustered* Namjoon, stop. I'm gonna punch you if you're---

Namjoon: Youre gonna punch me if I did this? *leans closer to Yoongi*

Yoongi: Na----namjoon..

Namjoon: Yoongi..

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Namjoon & Yoongi: *wakes up screaming*

Others: *screaming also*

Others: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU BOTH!?

Namjoon & Yoongi: *slowly turned at each other with disgust face*

Namjoon & Yoongi: UUHHHH!!! YUCK!!

Yoongi: You've dream about that??

Namjoon: You also!?

Yoongi: wait, why you're at my bed?! GTFO!

Namjoon: *confused face*

Others: Yeah, why youre---

Yoongi: GET AWAY FROM ME!

*kicks Namjoon out of his bed*