If JIMIN was a Bad-Ass

Jin: Come on shorty, get out. People gonna see the visual.

Jimin: I can dance. I can sing. Can peak my voice higher than you. You. Scoot. *rips off shirt* I am the Visual.

Jin: *gulps seeing Chim's Abs*


Rapmonster: You got no--

Jimin: Jams? You know what? You only said that because fans thought it's fun to say it.

Jimin: But let's face it, Jams or Jamless. I'm cooler, hotter and more trending than you.

Rapmonster: But can you speak english?

Jimin: Excuse me?


Suga: I'm more 1cm taller than you.

Jimin: Funny, coz after all the sleep you got, you only grew one centimeter. I feel sorry for you.

Suga: . . . attitude kid, your attitude.


Jungkook: I still don't like you.

Jimin: Fine.

Jungkook: Is that it, "fine"??

Jimin: You're not the only person I know. Plus, I look like GD right now. I can love myself.

Jungkook: *sobbing to Jin*


Taehyung: Chimchim.

Jimin: Still not contented? You still wanna get me? After you flirts at everyone at kookie at hobi at everyone I love. You still wanna be close to me? Get away from me you back stabbing alien weirdo.

Taehyung: *froze like Ice-Cubed-Anna*


Jhope: MY CHIM-CHIM~

Jimin: *glared at Hobi* 

Jimin: To your stable. NOW.

Jhope: *hopelessly went to his room*

Jimin: I hate cuddles.


Jimin: *saw his reflection*

*took a table and slams it on the mirror*

Jimin: I hate how I see someone who looks like me.






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