BTS waking up wasted
This is ain't new.. I just reposted this part. :D There were problems at the first version of this. Mian.
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Rapmon: /wakes up next morning/ Maaan.. rough party last night. What happened? Wait where are we?
You: Still at your house..
Rapmon: this isnt my house.
You: Oh yes it is. You got so drunk that you ordered a truck with a wrecking ball, then you gone Miley Cyrus riding the ball----
Rapmon: did i gone naKed?!
You: Nope. you just ordered it to hit your house while screaming 'Jimin got J-----'
Rapmon: /place his hand on you mouth/ No more talking, please. This mistake will gonna haunt me till death. I'm moving to North Korea.
Jin: Augh.. my head.. what happened?
You: oh.. hi there. haha you're awesome last night.
Jin: please I dont wanna hear it.
You: do you remember throwing mushrooms at Jimin while saying "GROW MARIO GROW", and doing catwalk at the roof wearing my transparent thongs.. hahah
Jin: I did what? Those thongs should be pink!----wait---howcome that you have transparent thongs???
Jhope: /waking up with his boxers, hair full of glitters and colorful tattoo on his body, scanning the whole place with a very confused face/
*flinches as he saw you*
You: Hey! My Little Pony Jhope..
Jhope: huh why am I..
You: See Facebook & Twitter *sheepishly smiles*
Jhope: /scans at his SNS, 59 tagged photos, 33 tagged videos, 132 friend requests/ (ಥ_ಥ)
You: You're famous..
Suga: /wokes up with dick drawings, doodles, dirty words in his face, tries to rub it off, but tripped as he stepped into a bunch of empty permanent markers scattered on the floor/
This will be the end of my career.
Jimin: /waking up in the bath tub/ Hmm.. This seems to be a.....very.....familiar....scene.
Jungkook: /waking up in bed, grunting as he slides up his body on the bed head, rubbing his head/ Noon already?? How long Ive been out??
/suddenly someone's hand snaked up to his chest, he pulled the blanket and saw Jimin/
Jungkook: please tell me nothing happened *freaking out*
Jimin: Our kookie's so great in bed last night..
Jungkook: /runaway like crazy/
Jimin: what? He beats me with the pillow fight last night.. was that scary? /confused/
V: /waking up into another dimension/ where is Taehyung?
V: Hi V-4D, I'm V-3D
V: I'm V-2D, hello..
V: Greetings mates, I'm V-1D.. How do you do?
REAL V: Why Am I here?
THE 3-Vs: Should we tell him?
2D: You ate lady bug :[
Real V: I ATE LEYDU BUUUG?! NOOOO
*IN REALITY*
Rapmon: should we wake him up?
Jin: no, he's too turnt up last night let him rest..
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