BTS in the Theater


Man: HEY! SIT DOWN! YOUR SHOULDER SO BIG IT----

Jin: WHAT!?

Man: Nothing. Just sit down, were watching.

Rapmon: Why does this sit doesnt....*sit broke* Oops. Jimin, move over.

Jimin: But I wanna sit next to Kookie.

Rapmon: *sigh*

Jin: Namjoon! Sit next to me.

Man: OHH WOW! ANOTHER TALL GUY!

Rapmon: SHUT UP YOU GOT NO JAMS!

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Sitting position:

JM, JK, JH, SG, V, JN, RM

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/in the middle of the movie/

People: *screaming*

BTS: *screaming*

Jungkook: HAHAHA! Why is everyone's screaming.. It ain't scary, right Hyung? Hey.. You're not scared either? Why you're not---

Jhope: *faints*

Jungkook: ----screaming.

Jungkook: Hey Jimin'hyung, Hoseok hyung----

Jimin: *jawdropped, froze like ice clinging to Kookie*

Jungkook: ---fain--ted. Wow. I've been surrounded by cowards.

/Going out from the theater/

V: Movie so boring..

Jin: Boring? You could even piss your pants.

V: HUH? TAEHYUNG DID NOT PISS HIS PANTS.

Rapmon: Then, why is your crotch wet?

V: SUGA hyung spill his juice on me.

Jin: In...your...crotch?

V: -----*grins* HEHE okay I piss in my pants.
(-^////^-)

Jin: Namjoon~ -_-

Rapmon: Fine.. Me and Taehyung will go to the men's dress department. We'll be back.

Jungkook: *bringing only still in shock Jimin*

Jin: Speaking of-----Where's SUGA? Jhope?

Jungkook: Inside. -_-

Jin: *sigh*

Jin: *waking up Suga*

Suga: *applauses with squinty eyes* WOW!! GREAT MOVIE! GREAT MOVIE!! AMAZING!

Jin: (-_-) The movie ended a while ago Suga.

Suga: Huh? Really. Wait. What happened to Hobi?

JHope: *on the floor fainted*

Jin: Hobi + Horror Movies

Suga: *shrugs*

Jin: Come and help me pick up Hobi.

/Everyone's out from the theater/


Suga: PSH.. Softy~ The movie's not that scary.

Jungkook: IF YOU DIDNT SLEEP, THEN YOU CAN SEE IT GRANDPA~

Suga: Hey.. Don't talk like that to me kid.

Jungkook: Even Jimin'hyung Froze till we got out of the theater haha

Jimin: Did I? (o_o)

Rapmon: We're back..

Jungkook: where were you----Hyung, what are you wearing?

V: ISN'T THIS BEAUTIFUL~ LADY BUG SHOOOORTS~!!! :D

Jimin: *disgust face* You look like a bitch.

V: YOU JAZ JELAAAZ~ RAPMONSTA HYUNG BOHT EHT FOH BWI~
*walking fably with his new shorts*

Rapmon: ----bought it on the Kid's Dress Department. (-_-)

Suga: Let's watch another movie again.

Jungkook: Yeah, and sleep througout the movie? Nice.

Suga: I'm warning you Kid...

JHope: LET'S NOT WATCH SOMETHING SCARYEU~

Jungkook: LETS WATCH INSIDEOUS 3!!

Jhope: ohmygod *fainted again*

V: LET'S GET IT ON!!

Rapmon: Hell no. You'll shit your pants this time!

Jimin: Uhh... I--insi--deous?? Uh... I think I have to pass
*nervous laugh*

/members arguing/

Jin: *rubbing his nose bridge*


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