Rapmon: *instead of crying, rapping as he was being born, have his first 231 words*

Jin: *crying so loud because the doctors were not wearing pink, the room is not pink, the doctors were ugly, and he was still playing mario in the womb but was taken away coz he's being born*

Jimin: *born covered with a massive load of jams but got taken away*

Suga: *thought to be dead at born, but was just still sleeping, didn't knew he was already born, born with chains and sunglasses with him, then his twin was born after him, his neck pillow*

Jhope: *neighing, instead of crying like a new born child*

Taehyung: *smiling laughing while doing a V sign as being born, covered with slime and eyes were already open*

Jungkook: *burst out from his mom's tummy, with umbilical cord still hanging*
AYO LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! junbiga dwaettdamyeon bureulge yeah!