/BIGBANG POV/

Taeyang: Are you sure this is their house?

Seungri: Yeah. I'm pretty sure.

GD: So what are you waiting for, knock the door already? I hate how we---

Taeyang: --if you haven't burned our house.

GD: TOP Hyung let me cook for him. Don't blame me.

Taeyang: *whispers* Didn't I told you about Jiyoung and the kitchen, right?

TOP: But I'm hungry. *shrugs*

Taeyang: *SMH* *roll eyes* Jesus Christ.

Seungri: Hehe guys? Can't we NOT fight? ^_^ We're homeless right now?? AND we're STANDING INFRONT OF THE HOUSE OF OUR HOOBAES! -_-

GD: Dont. Speak. To. Us. Like. That.

Seungri: Sorry. *flustered*

Daesung: Uhh---Hate to break your moment guys, but I REALLY wanna use the bathroom. Knock the DOOR hyung Please.

/GD knocks the door, but the door opened already before he could knock/

/BTS POV/

/a moment earlier that BB came/

Jin: *cooking* Hmm..
*tasting his cooking*
Hey Suga. Can you buy these ingredients for me?

Suga: *watching the TV, lying on the couch*

Jin: YOONGI~

Suga: . . .

Jin: SUGA~

Suga: . . 

Jin: Not listening huh.

*took his slipper and throw to Suga, Suga fell on the fall*

Suga: *still asleep*. ZzzZzz. Y--you hhhhit laaaaahyk an oLd WoMAn zZZZzZZ..

Jin: !@#!~! What the---Jimin~ JIMINNIE~ JI---

Jimin: GOOD MORNING HYUNG!

Jin: Would you go to the market and bought all these--

Jimin: *snatch the list* GOING!

Jin: o--o-okay.

/Jin goes back to the kitchen/

Jin: *screams like 4 yrs girl in tantrum* 
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V: * gasps* *drops the bowl he's holding, screaming too to Jin's screaming*

Jin: DONT YOU DARE COME CLOSER TO MY POT!! STEP BACK!

V: But Hyung--

Jin: 5. Steps. Back.

V: But Bwi wanna taste Hyung's soup--

*bringing a spoon with him*

Jin: It's not done yet.
*rubs the bridge of his nose*

Rapmon: *running to the kitchen who just came from the bathroom*
JINNNNNNNN!!!!!! ARE YOU OKAY!?

Jin: Yeah, I'm fine----wait---why are bringing a roll of tissue with you.

Rapmon: *looks at his hand*
Ahh..yeah..this..ahh.. Will you excuse me--

Jin: TAEHYUNG! I told you that I'm not done with that soup.

V: *slowly backig away from the pot with the spoon & bowl* HIHIHI Okay hyung. Jimin, right? Okay I'm going to Jimin..

Jimin: *shrieking like a dehydrated fan girl*

Jhope: MyFluffyButtSquishyBabyTwinkyJIMIN IS IN DANGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHR!!!

Suga; *woke up*
FUCK! WHO BROUGHT A FUCKING LAND DOLPHIN HERE!!!

V: *passing by Suga*
HYUNG. There's no such thing as Land Dolphins! Spongebob and Patrick told me before.

Suga: *squints for not understanding*
Am I still dreaming?

V: hey Chim-chim! why you scream?

Jimin: *who's at the door frozen*
It's it's----

Taehyung: *screamed also next to Jimin*

Jungkook: *came running from his room*
TAEEEEEEHYYYUNG!!!!

Suga: FREAKING SHI----WHO BROUGHT A GRIZZLY BEAR INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!!

JHope: JIMINNIE BABY~ WHY ARE YOU SCREAM--The--the--the--

Jungkook: *screaming in a harmonic piece next to V & Taehyung*

Suga: WHAT THE---oh. It's fine. *sleeps back*

JHope & The Maknaes: BIGBANG SUNBAE!!!!! 
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BigBang: Oh---hey.

Jhope & The Maknaes: *Fangirl--boying!!!*

Suga: FUUUUUUUHHHH---- THAT'S IT! YOU KIDS ARE SO GOING TO---ohfuckmylifeitstheBIGBANG!

Daesung: EXCUSE ME? Can I use your bathroom? I really really need---

Jhope & the Maknae: *nods*

Daesung: Thanks. *rushed to the bathroom*

Jungkook: *pokes GD's cheek*

OHFU--it's him.
*teary eyes*

GD: Uhh--

Taehyung: *pokes TOP's cheek* 

TOP: NOPE! NO TOUCHING! NO! TOUCHING!

Taehyung: *gasps* HIS REAL~

Jhope: *slid his hand to Seungri's arm* *gasps*

Seungri: *nervous laugh* Uhh---okay? Hehehe.

Jimin: Oh----my----G

Taeyang: *covered his mouth*
YYYYYyyeah~ It's us. Umm, we're kind of a homeless right now, so, can we stay here for a few days until our---

JHope & Maknaes: OH HELL YES!! COME IN!! 

Rapmon: *screaming in the bathroom*

Suga: THAT's IT!!! THAT'S IT!! IM SICK OF HEARING Y'ALL SCREAMING! I'M GOING TO MY ROOM!

Jin: NAMJOON!!! HOLD ON! I'M COMING!!

Rapmon: IT'S DAESUNG SUNBAE!!! OH MY GOD !!

Daesung: *slams the door back* OH SORRY!! I DIDN'T KNOW SOMEBODY'S INSIDE!!

Jin: *drops the spatula on the floor* IT'S DAE---DAE--DAE---

/entrance door slams/

Jin: *gasps* It's---it's----

TOP: Hey JIN. 

Jin: *blushed* TOP SUNBAE KNOWS MY NAME!

TOP: I'm Hungry..

Jin: *rushed into the kitchen, cooked anything af*
Just a minute!

Jungkook: *still mesmerize jaw hanging staring to GD*

GD: . . 

Jungkook: Have babies with me.

GD: Ex--excuse me?

Jungkook: I---I said..I I I LOVE YOU.

GD: . . . I  . . . think . . .I need. . . 

Jungkook: YOU GD SUNBAE!!! WAE~
*singing the chor of INEEDU*
*showing off like hell*

GD: I can see you have talent boy,but I have . . to rest. I need to rest.
*smiles tryna be polite*

Jungkook: OH GOD! YOU CAN USE MY ROOM!!

Jimin: YESSS!!! TAEYANG SUNBAE! ME & KOOKIE HERE IS---

Jungkook: *smacks Jimins head*
DONT CALL ME KOOKIE INFRONT OF GD! THE GD!
*while eyes still locked on GD*

Jimin: JUNGKOOK, I mean JUNGKOOK

Jungkook: *smacks Jimin's head twice*
GD's JUNGKOOK!

Jimin: I mean, GD's JUNGKOOK. We are room mates, so TAEYANG & GD SUNBAES CAN USE OUR ROOM!

Taeyang: *winks*
THANKS KID!

Jimin: *lowkey voice*
HE WINKED AT----SUNBAE WINKED AT ME!!!!
*concealing his excitement inside*

Jungkook: *LITERALLY checking out GD, smelled his hair, poked his cheeks again, rubbing GD's hand to his face*
Ohgodicouldliterallydienow

Taeyang & GD: *nervous smile*
Hehehe. Chill guys. Yes. Okay. Okay.

Jimin & Jungkook: WE'LL CLEAN OUR ROOM! JUST A MOMENT OKAY!

Taeyang & GD: *nodding in shock*

Jimin & Jungkook: *running in stampede to their rooms like there's a fire happening*
FUCK!!! THEY NOTICE US CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!? OH GOD!!
*fanboying*

Rapmon: I'M DONE! DAESUNG HYUNG!!! I CLEANED THE BATHROOM FOR YOU!

Daesung: HAHAHA. THANKS! 

Rapmon: *froze as he saw BIGBANG at the living room*
fuckmylife.
*the wall broke that he's leaning*

TOP: uhh.. *intimidated*

Taehyung: *smiling while staring at him*
Can you sing your part "Boom shakalaka~"

TOP: Boom shalaka boom shakalaka--

Taehyung: *screaming leaving the room with hands up high*

BB: What did you do to the kid?!?!

TOP: T.O.Pized~

BB: Normal.

Seungri: *noticed Jhope being frozen and speechless at his side*
Hi, you must be Hoseok or JHope right? :D NICE TO MEET YOU! 
*sneezes*

Jhope: OH MY GOD---CLEAN WATER! FROM ANGEL! OH MY GOD! CLEAN WATER!

Seungri: *helps Jhope clean the part he sneezed at*
Oh my god. I'm very sorry.

JHope: MUST. NOT. CHEAT. TO. JIMIN. 
*running away the house crying*
I LOVE YOU SEUNGRI SUNBAE BUT I LOVE JIMIN MORE!!! SORRYEU!~

Seungri: . . uhh

BB: Did you show him your abs?

Seungri: *shakes in head*
No.

Jin: The food is ready!

/BB took a meal with BTS/

/Later, Sleeping time/

BTS: *sleeping in the living room*

Jin: I can't believe this. TOP Subae is sleeping in my room.

Taehyung: IT'S OUR. We're room mate remember? So . . OURS

Rapmon: Daesung..in my room.. in my room..

Jungkook & Jimin: *sleeping in the floor beside the door of their room*
WE'LL NOT LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO GD & TAEYANG!

Jungkook: We shouldn't sleep---JIMIN!

Jimin: *woke up from sleep*
YE--YEAH! Not sleeping..
*getting sleepy again*

Jhope: Seungri----in my room! T^T

BTS: Wait Hobi, aren't you and SUGA were---

/SEUNGRI screaming, everybody rushed to Hobi & Suga's room/

BTS: SEUNGRI SUNBAE!!

BB: RIRI!!!

Seungri: HELP ME!

Suga: *clinging to Seungri*
OMFG GUUUUUUUUYS!!! ITS SEUNGRI OPPA!!! IT'S SEUNGRI OPPA!! YOU JUST CANT BELI--
*screaming like a fangirl*
GD! TOP! TAEYANG! DAESUNG!
HOW COME NOBODY TELLS ME THAT THEY'RE HERE!! I MUST BE DREAMING RIGHT!? I MUST BE DREAMING!! YES! I MUST BE DREAMING!

*runs himself  to  the wall and fainted*

BTS: SUGA!

BB:  The fuck.

GD: Did that kid call him OPPA?

Rapmon: Hyung, just to make it clear, We're straight and normal. Especially him(Suga).

BTS: *nodding in the background*

BB: . . . we need to sleep.

BTS: O---okay. 

*dragging Suga on the floor to the living room with them*