"Eid tk tum teeno apni shakal mat dikhana mujhy!"

Aj ka toh din hi bekaar hy. Pta nhi zindagi konsi galti ka badla le rhi hy. Or itna toh pakka hy na k yeh mere teen so-called masoom choty bhai abhi issi waqt mere kamry se nhi nikly na toh meri chappal kisi k munh pe par jai gi.

"Jaan booch k nhi kia tha hum ne," Jameel bola or apn choozy jysi shakal bna li.

"Bhai bilkul sahi keh rha hy. Hum kiun krein gy aesa," Jahangeer kehny lga.

"Sachi Aapaa, jhoot nhi bol rhy," Taemoor ne kaha.

"Namra, Laraib in se kaho bahar nikal jaien warna bht maarun gi mein. Bhag nhi skti toh kia? Haath salamat hyn mere," Mene kaha.

Achi khaasi keel thok rhi thi seeri pe khare ho kr or phir kia hona tha? Yeh Taemoor, Jahangeer or Jameel bhag dorr mein lagy huy thy or in mein se aik kisi ki thokar lgi seeri k saath or mein yeh saathvein aasmaan se neechy gir gai.

Gir toh mein gai saath saath paaun bhi murr gia. Rony nikal gai mere toh. Hospital Abbu ne jaane nhi diya or Ammi ne sarson ke tael se paun ki maalish kr di. Cheekhain woh waali nikal rhi thein jysy bathroom mein chipkali dekh li ho.

Junaid or Najam Bhai ne bara kaha k Panadol le lun lekin nhi li mein ne. Huzaifa Bhai ne toh in teen nwaabon ki bari ki or Shehzad Bhai ne to wiper utha lia tha.

Riza bechaari ki toh jaan nikal gai thi jb Jameel ko Junaid Bhai se chappair parne waali thi. Lekin mein toh kehti hun k aik do thok dete Junaid Bhai teeno ko. Riza ko mein Aftaari k baad thanda krne k lia usy ice cream pr le jaati.

Huzaifa Bhai aik do minute baad aa aa kr puchty hyn "Kuch chahiyay toh nhi?"

YAAR ROZA HY MERA!!! KUXH NHI CHAHIYAY!

Agar kuch chahiyay to sirf is ghar mein sakoon chahiyay Lekin pta hy woh kabhi naseeb nhi hona mujhy. Allah puchy ga in sb ko kiyaamat k din.

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Abhi hm sb lrkian mere kamry mein bethi hui hyn. Laraib, Riza or mein baaton mein mashgool. Namra Maryam k saath us ka project bnwa rhi thi. Jannat or Faiqa Aapaa pta nhi konsa Kashmir azaad krny k plan bna rhi thein.

"Acha acha ab meri baari." Mein ne kaha. "Yaar yeh koi 6th class ki baat hy mein or meri kuxh dostein skool ki taraf se dusry skool mein gaien thein. Competition tha wahan. Ab wahan pr larky bhi thy. Hm apne skool ki represented table pr bethy huy thy or bs van ka intezaar kr rhy thy toh....hm sb na baaton mein lg gai or questions match krne lgy "

"Acha phir?" Laraib ne pucha.

"Yaar ab humary table ki bilkul saath waali table pr 6th class k Boys skool se lrky bethy huy thy. Yaar intehaai kameeny or leesarr kism k larky thy. Ab aik nihayat shokhi wala lrka na mujhy or meri dost Noor ko na chairny lga or fazul fazul baatein bolny lga. K yaar....bht bongi lrkian hy....shokhi....roti shaklein...or wagaira wagaira."

"Phir inty mazzy ka scene hua yaar jb us chawal lrky ko lene ai na toh woh bhag kr bahir nikla or dhraaasshhhh! Yeh zameen pe gira or woh itny mazzy se. Allah jee...mera toh hans hans k bura haal hogia. Or phir jo us lrky ko humne gaalian dein uff tobah....! Becahra sharminda ho kr ghar gia."

(A/N: btw this is a real story that happened to me. Im telling u🤣😆)

"Naah kr!" Laraib boli. "Sachi jhoot nhi bol rhi," mein ne tasalli di.

"Mere saath bhi hua tha aesa," Nmara beech mein boli. "Kb? Kabhi btaya nhi tum ne hmein," Jannat Aapaa bolein.

"Har baat btaane wali nhi hoti," Nmara ne kaha. "Toh ab kiun bta rhi ho?" Maryam ne kaha. "Aik toh yahan baat krna fazul hy," Namra ne kaha or phir apne kaam mein lg gai.

"Acha btao na. Koi kuxh nhi boly ga. Mein dekh lun gi ussy," Mein ne kaha.

"Yeh 10th ki baat hy or hm canteen ja rhy thy samosa lene toh ab na aik lrka aya or meri dost ko dhakka mar kr side pe kia or kehta YEH MERY BAAP KI CANTEEN HY! Mere mtlb....kuxh bhi? Tb toh kuxh nhi kaha hm ne ussy par andar hi andar bari gaaliyan dien uss 🐶ko mein ne. Or phir jb woh jaane lga toh meri dost ne paun aagy nikala or woh andha us pe se gir giya. Uff puri lrkiyan hansi us nalaik pe or do teen ne toh jootian bhi maarien ussy jis mein mein bhi shamil thi." Yeh khty hi Namra or or ham sb hans pary.

Hassty hassty Riza ne apna haath mery paun pe de mara or meri cheekhain nikal gaien. "Allah jee sorry Y/n," Riza ne has kr kaha. Uss waqt mein bhi kuxh nhi keh skti thi kiun k mujhy bhi bhi hassi aa rhi thi.

"Baap ki canteen ufff!" Faiqa Aapaa bolien. 

Or phir darwaazy pe kia kisi ne knock.

"DAFFA HO JAO BAHAR!" Mein ne bola. Arry bhai kiun? Kiun k yeh Jahangeer aya tha or mein ne jb kaha tha k mein ne in teeno mein se kisi ki shakal nhi dekhni toh kiun baar baar aa rhy hy.

"Mein keh rha tha-" "MEIN.NE.KUCH.NHI.SUNNA!"

"Sun toh lo kia keh rha hy humara bunny," Jannat Aapaa ne kaha. "Haan bolo chuzy," Mein ne pucha. "Woh Aftaari k baad...mein Pizza khilany lekr jaa rha hun," Jahageer bola. 

"Sirf tum?" Mein ne pucha. "Nhi Taemoor or Jameel Bhai bhi paisy mila rhy hyn,"Uss ne kaha.

"Chalo theek hy," Mein ne kaha.

"Par neechy kon utare ga apko," Riza ne pucha. "Yaar aik paun theek hy utar jaun gi aahista aahista."

"Haan pizza khane k lia ap theek ho wrna Abbu k saamne masoom bn jaati ho ap!" Jahangeer bola or ab toh dil kr rha tha k aik thappar isk munh par raseed dun.

"Yeh aik dafa mera paun theek ho jai na, toh dekhna Riza or Laraib isk mein khaal udhair dun gi. Yeh kaafi dino se is ki tuning nhi hui mery haathon or yeh Taemoor or Jameel bhi bht badtameez ho gai hyn inko bhi dekhna pare ga," mein ne kaha.

"Haan plz isko na Effiel Tower se neechy phaink dein. Meri jaan chuty gi," Maryam ne kaha. "Haan lekr tumahara baap jai ga," Jahangeer bola.

"Buri baat Jahangeer baap pr nhi jaate," Jannat Aapaa bolein or woh munh bna kr neechy chala gia. "Isko toh baat smjhana fazul hy," Namra ne kaha.

"Tum ne toh in choton ko peetny ka thaika uthaya hua hy Y/n," Faiqa Aapaa kehny lgein. "Haan sahi keh rhi hyn Aapaa," Riza ne kaha.

"Kiun ab tumhe bhi peetna shuru kr dun?" Mein ne Riza se pucha. "Nahi bhai mene ne apse maar nhi khani. Sorry! Galti se mistake hogai bol kar," Riza ne kaha.

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"Chalo chalein!" Jameel bola

"Aesa lg rha hy kisi ko date pe kekr jaa rha hy," Jannat Aapaa bolien. "Kiun apne jana hy mere saath?" Jameel bola. "Eww! Ganda insaan."

"Haan Allah k fazal o karam se."

"Larna band kro or chalo!" Namra boli. "Drive kon kare ga?" Maryam ne pucha. "Jameel or kon?" Mein ne kaha. "Oye! Tumhara driving liscense kb bna Jameel choty?" Jannat Aapaa bolien.

"O hello! Mein unees (19) sal ka hun! Id card bhi bn gia hy or driving liscense bhi," Jameel ne kaha.

"Wah bhai wah! Bacha bara hogia hy. Shadi krdo jaldi se iski," Maryam boli. 

"Aik kaam kro! Yahan pehly sb ki shaadi decide krlo. Nikkah mein prha deti hun or rukhsat ho jao saare. JAANE KA WAQT AYA HY TOH LARAI MEIN LG GAI HO," Mein ne gussy se kaha.

"Acha na sorry," Taemoor or Musa boly.

Allah Allah kr larai khtam hui or hm sb Pizza Hut rwaana huy.

Hm sb is order mein bethy hyn.

Mein > Taemoor > Riza > Laraib > Jahangeer > Musa > Maryam > Jannat Aapaa > Faiqa Aapaa > Namra.

Phir hm ne krwaya order pizza or paet bhar kr khaya. Uss k baad in se gol gappe k bhi paisy lia. Mtlb aj choty bhaiyon ka maal lutaya hm ne.

Din meira bht khraab tha lekin thanks to mery badtameez yet pyaare choty bhai or mery pyaary czns k aj mery din mein ronak lg gai.

Khair kal chaand raat hy or phir bht si tyaarian krni hy

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Allah Hafiz! Phir mulaqaat hoti hy or haan! Jis jis ko nhi pta woh yeh sun le k yeh SumairaNoor throy dino mein aik nai ff release kr rhi hy usi ff zaroor prhna or uss ko bhi itna hi pyaar dena jo isko mil rha hy or jo Lost Wings ko giya tha.

(Hakoomat e Y/n ki taraf se zaroori aelaan)