"Hassan mera suit dede!!"

Eid ky din bhi in sb ka aalsi pnah nhi khatam ho rha. Kisi ko suit nhi mill rha, kisi ki jooti ghum gai hy or koi toh abhi tk so kr nhi utha.

"HASSAN!"

Aj waqai Junaid Bhai ka paara apne urooj pe hy. Wysy galti unki bhi hy.

'Mein nahaun ga pehly, mein nahaun ga pehly' ki ratt lga rkhi thi, or ab jb chaly gaien hyn to sb ko awaazein de rhein hyn k unka suit dy de koi.

Bechaare Hassan Bhai ka aj Junaid Bhai  k haathon qatal ho jai ga agar do minute k andar andar unka suit na dia toh.

Meri yah haalat hy k mein iss waqt char khothon ko utha rhi hun. Jameel, Namra, Yonus Bhai or Musa.

Hairat ho rhi hogi k Shehzad Bhai ka naam in azeem hastiyon mein kiun nhi hy.

Darasaal aj Nobita (Shehzad) Bhai Abbu k saath soi thy or Jahangeer or Huzaifa Bhai bhi...toh smjh lein k yeh fauji jawaan aj Tahajjud pe uthy thy.

"Jameel uth ja khuda ky waaste. Namra....Yonus Bhai...Musa!!" Mein ne kaha or qasmein meri rony waali halat ho gai thi.

"Laraib yaar Namra ko utha do," Mein ne Laraib se kaha jo is waqt nahane jaa rhi thi. "Msin nahane jaa rhi hun...khid utha lo," Yeh keh kr maharaani chali jaati hyn.

Abhi yehi tareeka soch rhi thi k inko lysy uthaein k Jahangeer aik dum se darwaza khol k andar haazir hua.

"Aaraam se tum se koi kaam nhi hota kia!?" Mein ne kaha.

" Eid Mubarak! Aapaa woh na meri waist coat nhi mil rhi...Eid ki Namaz mein sirf derh ghanta (1:30 hrs) reh gia hy," Jahangeer pareshan lehje mein bola.

"Khair Mubarak! Konsi wali waist coat hy tumhaari?" "Mehroon waali....Please jaldi se dhoond dein na~" Jahangeer ne kaha.

"Mein dhoondh deti hun tum zara in chaar nikammon ko utha do," Mein ne kaha. "Bas? Itni si baat? Abhi utha deta hun."

Or yeh keh kr Jahangeer bathroom mein jaa kr paani ki balti bhar laya. "OYE SB KUXH!-"

"PHASSSH!"

Paidaishee nikamma larka!

"ABBU! SHEHZAD BHAI NE MUJHY NEHAR MEIN PHEK DIA!" Jameel aik dum se bola.

"Meine teri jaan nikaal deni Jameel! Pichly 20 minute se utha rhi hun. Sunai nhi deta! Abbu kb se cheekhi jaa rhy hyn!"

"Bas paanch minute or..." Namra kehne lgi. "Haan bas paanch minute or," Yonus Bhai ne kaha or dusri taraf karwat le li.

Ab toh meri bas ho gai thi.

"ABBU! ABBU YEH UTH NHI RHY!" Mein ne kaha or yeh sb foran uth kr bathroom tashreef le gai.

"Meri waistcoat...?" "Sabr naam ki bhi aik cheez hoti hy piddy," Laraib ne kaha.

Almaari kholi toh dekha k do mehroon waistcoats tangg rhi thein.

"Tumhaari wali konsi hy?" Mein ne pucha. "Aik meri hy or aik Taemoor Bhai ki. Is mein se....yeh black button wali meri hy."

"Chalo theek hy tum jao or yeh Taemoor ki Taemoor ko dedo or abbu se kaho k Yonus Bhai abhi tk se nahane nhi gai."

Yonus Bhai toh phir hawa k ghory pe swaar bathrom bhag gai. Lekein phir mujhy kuxh yaad aya.

"OYE! JAHANGEER WAPIS AA! PAANI MEIN SOOTUN GI!?"

Aj Eid bhi inho ne araam se nhi guzaarne deni.

Naha dho kr hm lrkiyaan neechy chali gaien. Laraib ne wohi off white suit pehna or mein ne peach wala.

"Eid Mubarak Bhai!" mein ne sb se pehle Junaid Bhai se Eid mili. "M..mujhy saans nhi a..a rhi," Junaid Bhai acting krte huy bole.

"Jaein mein nhi baat krti apse," Mein me kaha or ussi waqt Junaid Bhai ne paanch hazaar ka note haath mein thmaa dia.

"Thank you bhai!!" Mein ne kaha or sb se eid mili.

Jahangeer ne toh Jameel ko gaud mein utha lia tha or Najam Bhai toh bas kia kehny...bandy ka dam ghutt jata hy unse gale mil k.

Ammi Abbu se bhi gale mily.

Or kuxh logon ne toh bara sharma sharma k eid mili...jysy humare Junaid Bhai or Jannat Aapaa or phir Jameel or Riza.

"Lgta hy k molvi ko bulwaana pare ga," Faiqa Aapaa bolein. "Thairo mein call krti hun," Mein ne kaha or Ammi Abbu hans pare.

Sb se ziada rola toh Jahangeer or Maryam se eid milte huy dala.

"Mein is jal kukkary se eid nhi milti!" Maryam ne kaha. "Mujhy bhi nhi milni is billo bandri se eid!" Jahangeer bola.

"Chaam chureek insaan!" Maryam chirrte huy boli. "Naagin na hoto!" Jahangeer kehne lga.

"Doraemon jysi gubbare waali shakal hy tumhaari Jahangeer piddu!" "Kainchi ki trhaan zubaan chalti hy tumhaari!"

"BAS KRO! NAMAZ KI DAER HO RHI HY!" Abbu cheekhy or in jaahilon ki lraai khtam hui.

Phir sb ne aik aik khajoor khai or sb mard hazraat Abbu k saath Eid ki Namaz prhne chale gai or hm ne bhi ghar mein Namaz prhi.

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"Ammi kheer ban gai hy?" Mein ne pucha. "Haan ban gai hy bs bhai logo ko aane do phir sb khaate hyn," Ammi ne kaha.

"Or naashta?" Faiqa Aapaa ne pucha. "Woh Y/N bna deti hy," Ammi ne kaha or meri choozy jysi shakal ban gai.

"Ammi naa krein...Nashta bhi mein bnaun?" Mein ne kaha. "Kiun? Kiya kia hy tumne subha se? Shakal aysi bnai hui hy jysy pta nhi konsa khaet hal jott k ai ho."

Ammi pta nhi konsa badla le rhi hyn mujh se. Abhi nashta bnane khari hui hun k sb dining room mein aa kr beth gai.

Or phir nashty ki farmaaishein aane lgien.

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√ Riza's P.O.V √

Y/n bechari kitchen mein khari naashta bna rhi thi or Jahangeer, Shehzad Bhai or Jameel usko tang kr rhy thy.

"Mere lia na aik cup chai bna dein!" Jameel bola...mera mtlb boly.

"Or mere lia do parathe or," Shehzad Bhai ne kaha, jo abhi do parathe kha kr haty hyn.

"Aapaa please aik or omlete bna do!" Jahangeer kehny lga.

"MEIN TUM SB KA GALA NA DUBA DUN!?" Y/n kitchen se boli. Waqai bht tapp gai hy.

"Riza! Maryam! Yaar koi baat suna meri," Y/n boli. "Riza Api yaar ap jao mein nhi ja rhi," Maryam boli.

"Acha behn jaati hun." Yeh keh kr mein kitchen mein chali gai.

Kitchen mein gai toh uff tobah! Itni garmi! Or Y/n ko dekh kr toh meri jaan nikal gai. Paseeny se nahai hui thi.

"Eid wale din bhi itna kaam krwa rhy hyn mujh se," Y/n kehny lgi. "Bera tarr jai in sb ka."

"Y/n meri chai!" "MEIN NE AA KR NA APKA SAR PHAR DENA HY HUZAIFA BHAI! SABR NAAM KI BHI CHEEZ HOTI HY!"

"Acha btao keh keh rhi thi?" Mein ne pucha.

"Yaar yeh chai de ao sbko or agar koi tang kre na toh usk uppar phaink dena," Y/n mujhy chai ki tray pakraate huy boli.

"Acha theek hy," Mein ne kaha or hansty huy bahar chali gai. Pehly toh Khala or Khalu ko chai di (Bhatti parents) or phir aik aik kr ke sbko di.

"Mujhy do cup de do," Musa ne kaha. "Kiun? Tum barat pe ai huy ho kisi ki?" Mein ne kaha or uski bolti bannd.

Aakhir wala cup reh gia tha...or woh Jameel ka tha...

Dil ka kia hal btaun...bs kalabaazian kha rha tha. Or aj toh Jameel ki waistcoat or mere suit ka colour bhi same hy.

Chai ka cup saamne rkha Jameel k toh woh muskuraane lga or mujhy bhi khxh kuxh hone lga.

"Aapaa se kaho k mujhy na lassi bna dein," Jameel boly. "Phely chai toh pi lein ap," Mein ne kaha.

"Please keh dona jaa k," Jameel kehny lgy. "Y/n yeh bhi keh rhi thi k agar koi tang kre na toh usk upar chai gira dena."

"Lekin mujhy pta hy k tum mere upar chai nhi girao gi na."

Bilkul theek keh rhy hyn wysy toh...mein nhi gira skti in pe chai...

Mein ne murr k Laraib ko dekha toh woh hm dono ko dekh rhi thi. "Jee Riza kia hua?" Laraib ne tang lehjy mein bola.

"K..kuxh nhi hua..tum apne..kaam se kaam rkho," Mein ne kaha. Qasmein mein toh ab tk chashni bn chuki hongi.

Phir aakhir mein Y/n kitchen se baahir nikal ai. Hassan Bhai ko abhi bhi mzzak sooj rha tha.

"Y/n thori si kheer la do gi?" Hassan Bhai boly. "Zehar la dun? Kha lein gy?" Y/n ne pucha or sb hans pare.

"Zehar laa skti ho toh kheer bhi le ao." " Riza apne bhai ko smja lo mein aj warna inka qatal kr dun gi."

"Kahan jaa rhi ho Y/n?" Laraib ne pucha. "Dance krne jaa rhi hun ana hy?" Y/n ne jwaab dia. "Bechaari ko tum sb ne tappa dia hy," Namra ne kaha.

"Kahan gai hy woh phir bhi," Laraib ne pucha. "Ao chal k dekhte hyn," Mein ne kaha or hm do phir uppar chale gai.

Dekha toh Y/n almaari se koi dusry kapry nikaal rhi thi.

"Kia kr rhi ho?" Mein ne pucha. "Nahaane jaa rhi hun yaar. Paseen o paseen ho gai hun," Y/n ne kaha.

"Mujhy pta tha yeh mujh se kaam krwaaein gy is lia mein ne black wala suit nhi pehna."

"Tum toh kamal nikli Y/n" Laraib ne kaha. "Thank u jaani."

"Chalo yeh toh nahaane chaly gai hm neechy chal k Khala ki madad krwaate hyn," Mein ne Laraib se kaha.

Neechy jaa kr dekha toh Maryam or Jahangeer phir se larr rhy thy. "Tum logon ko lrne k ilawa koi kaam hy k nhi?" Laraib ne kaha.

"Iss ne mujhy choora bola hy," Jahangeer ne shikayat ki. "Toh tum ho hi chury. Sach kaha hy mein ne," Maryam jhatt se boli.

"Bas kr ja Jahangeer, mt lra kr," Taemoor bola. "Acha theek hy....phir ap ice cream khilao gy?" Jahangeer ne pucha.

"Acha chalo chalein," Taemoor bola or yeh dono toh chale gai saath Namra ko lekr.

Or phir mera phone baja...sms aya kisi ka...

Jameel: Ao ice cream khaane chalein hum bhi.

Me: Koi dekh lega.

Jameel: Jana hy k nhi?

Me: Acha aati hun.

Ab mein kia krun....Jameel mrwaaein gy mujhy...

•End Of Riza's P.O.V•

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Naha kr, tyaar ho kr mein neechy aa gai. Qasam se aaj meri matt vaj gai. Abhi dekha toh Riza pareshaan lg rhi thi.

"Kia hua Riza meri jaan?" "Yaar woh na...Jameel ice cream pe jaane ko bula rha hy...ab kia krun mein?" Riza ne kaha.

Oye hoye...mera chuza itna bara ho gia kia?

"Haan toh jao na. Itny pyaar se tumhaare Jameel bula rhy hyn..." Mein kehny lgi.

"Na kro Y/n...Ach kia krun mein bta na..." "Jao na! Mein keh rhi hun na.....tum dono bhi chale jao," Mein boli.

"Pakka?" Riza ne pucha. "Haan meri jaan enjoy!"

Chalo bhai yeh heer ranjha toh gai...ab mein kia krun...?

Chalo photos lete hyn.

"Junaid Bhai apna camera de dein," Mein ne kaha. "Kiun kia krna hy?" Bhai puchny lgy. "Apky sarr pr marna hy. Of course bhai photos leni hyn," Mein ne kaha.

"Jao yaar daraz mein rkha hy le lo," Junaid Bhai ne kaha or Jannat Aapaa ko lekr bahar nikal gai.

Phir mein ne lien dhar saari photos. Ammi Abbu k saath or phir Meow Meow Bhai k saath...phir Najam Bhai or Huzaifa Bhai k saath.

Jahangeer or Maryam ko bhi saath khra kr k photos lein.

Laraib k saath beth kr phir gappy lgaien. Phir sb bhaiyon se eidi li.

"Mujhy bhi eidi do Aapaa," Jahangeer bola. "Kitny logy?" "Meri do hazaar or Maryam wali bhi mujhy dedo..." Jahangeer Maryam ko chairty huy bola.

"Chal aye! Meri eidi dein mujhy," Maryam boli. Phir dono ko do do hazar ruppy diyay. Maryam ne toh phir Jahangeer se bhi aik hazar ruppy nikalwai.

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"Yaar Neelam Valley chalty hyn!" Musa bola. "Nhi yaar Naran Kagan chalty hyn," Yonus Bhai boly.

"Nathiya Galli chalte hyn," Taemoor bola. "Nhi...Abbotabad!" Jannat Aapaa bolien.

"Kashmir chalte hyn!" Shehzad Bhai kehny lgy.

Phir aakhir mein aa kr Kashmir jaane ka plan bann gia. Kal hm Kashmir jaa rhy hyn!!

Or ap sb bhi akele nhi hyn. Ap bhi jaa rhy hyn humare saath Kashmir! Usky lia agly chapter ka wait krein!

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Woahh yakeen nhi hota k itny words ka likha hy but krna are ga ap sb ko hehe.

So here is the new chapter...Namjoon ki birthday pe post krna tha but nhi kr pai sorry for that.

Thora boring sa hy, but I kinda did my best.

Love u all so much.
Or haan don't forget one thing...

#hangrapistspublically

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