"Mein kysy marun mujhy khud dar lgta hy!!"

Yeh hum sb iss waqt sofy pe or dining table ki chairs pe Eiffel Tower bnai khary hyn.

Ary? Puchein gy nhi kiun khary huy hyn?
Woh iss lia kiun k chipkali [🦎] idhar udhar ghoom rhi hy.

Chatt pe nhi Zameen pe!

Yaar mera mtlb jb Allah ne chipkali ko chatt di hy toh yeh zameen pe konsi discovery krne ati hy. Chipkali hy toh chipkali rhy. Ziada insaan bnany ki koshish na kry.

Iss waqt hm sb k haath mein kisi na kisi k chappal hy or Hassan or Najam Bhai k paas woh keery makory marny wala spray hy.

"Yaar maar bhi do iss ko!" Shehzad Bhai boly. "Agar wo mery upar aa gai toh?" Najam Bhai ne darte huy pucha. "Allah kre apko kha jai!" Jahangeer bola or ussi waqt chipakli us k wale sofy pe barhi.

Jahangeer piddy ki toh jaan nikal gai or woh jhat Musa k upar charh gia. 

Chalo btati hun kon kysy khara hua hy:

Mein, Laraib, Riza or Taemoor aik sofy pe.

Yonus Bhai, Jameel, Najam Bhai or Maryam aik sofy pe.

Hassan Bhai or Namra aik kursi pe.

Musa, Faiqa Aapaa Jahangeer choty sofy pe.

Abhi yeh pagal panaa ho hi rha tha k Huzaifa Bhai aa gai. "Yeh kysy khary huy ho?" Huzaifa Bhai ne puchy. Abhi unhe chipkali k baare mein nhi pta. 

Hm sb ne apni aankhon se ishara kia zameen ki taraf. Aankhon ka ishara smjhein bhai.

"Kia? Kia krun mein? Tum log toh mujhy pagal khaane k mareez lg rhy ho," Huzaifa Bhai boly. Allah Allah kr ke mere munh se kuxh awaaz nikli.

"B..bhai neechy d..dekhein," mene kampty huy kaha. "Kia hy neeEEECHYYYY!???" Or yahn pe aa kr toh Huzaifa Bhai ki rooh parwaaz kr chuki thi.

[Sorry Huzaifa bhai]

Bhai bhi jhatt se sofy pe Jahangeer or Musa k saath khry ho gai. "PEHLY NH BTA SKTY THY?" Huzaifa Bhai cheekhy. "Hum ne toh bola tha apne nhi smjha," Jahangeer bola.

Or phir nwaabzaade ko aik harkat soojhi. Us ne Huzaifa Bhai ko dhakka dia woh woh aadhy uppar or aadhy neechy thy. Or phir toh anni mach gai na. Chipkali bhi idhar udar bhagne lg gai. Huzaifa Bhai or Maryam k toh rony nikalny waale ho rhy thy.

[Chipkali ka POV] 🦎🤣

Yeh insaan bhi kitni ajeeb shai hotein hyn. Nhi mera mtlb yeh koi mzaak ho rha hy? After all mein bhi koi makhlook hi hun.

Izzat hi nhi dete mujhy.

Mein in se yeh baat krne ai thi k aj mere paas Aftaari ka samaan nhi hy toh koi khana wagaira mil skta hy k nhi pr inki shakalon se saaf pta chal rhy hy k nhi dena chahty.

Izzat nhi nhi hy apne parosi ki.

Lekin mazzy ki baat bht pyare pyare expression bny huy thy in k. Wysy aik baat mani parry gi k inka khanadan bht bara hy.

Aik in k saath woh bary se kandhon wala larka bhi rehta tha. Pta nhi kahan aanun faanun gaaib ho gia. Aik do hafte se nzzar hi nhi aa rha woh jwaan.

Arry haan yaad aya na! Woh shayed PMA mein gia hua hy or woh us k saath jo pateesy jysi shakal wali larki thi.....haan uska toh naam yaad hy mujhy.

Tobah Tobah!

Abhi toh inki shakalein dekh kr hanssi aa rhi hy mujhy. Chalo yaar thora tanng krte hyn inhe. 
*smirks in chipkali stype*

Mujhy pta hy mene abhi thora sa bhagna hy or ink haan anni mach jaani hy. Mein abhi thora hi aagy barhi hun or yeh sb k sb aik dusry k uppar Qutb Minaar bna kr charh gai.

Mera hans hans k bura haal hogia. Chalo yaar ab chalty hyn baad mein aa kr phir tanng krun gi.

Or phir mein hui wahan se raffu chakkar.

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Chipkali ka apk sb k lia pegaam
AGLA GHAR APKA HY agar apne is chapter pe comment or vote nhi kia toh. 

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