"Mein ne jooti uthani hy or aik aik thok deni hy tum sb ko!"

Na kuxh sharam na kuxh haya. Subah se yeh mere teeno choty bhai or unk sath  Musa, Namra or Maryam ne shor macha k rakha hua hy. Mere toh sar mein dard ho gia hy. 

Aaj Ammi or Abbu Dharampura gai huy hyn sb bary bahiyon or Faiqa Aapaa ko lekr siway Shehzad Bhai k. Unhe pta hy na k nwaab shb ne soty rehna hy or qasmein abhi bhi agar galti se bazaar chaly jao toh bachon ki trhaan puchty hy:

Ammi hun assi ghar chaliyay?

Mtlb yaar koi nhi keh skta k yeh humary bary bhai hyn. Choozy jysy shakal kia de di Allah ne....choochy ban jaate hyn.

"Taemoor or Musa Pagal!!" Maryam cheekhny lgi.

Yeh toh pakka hy na k agar yeh log chup na huy na paanch minute k andar andar toh mere munh se kuxh na kuxh sun lein gy. Panadol khany se rhi mein, roza jo hy mera.

"Y/n baat sunna zara!" Riza ne awaaz di mujhy. "Aati hun!"

Jaate baar mein in namuno ko aik or daffa dekha. "Mere aane se pehle AGAR yeh kamra simta hua na mila na toh tum daffaron ki khair nhi!" 

Chappal pehni or uppar chali gai.

"Haan bolo?" Meine kaha. "Yeh suit mera istari kardo?" Riza kehny lgi. "Kiun? Apne haath krai pe dia huy hyn?" mein puchny lgi. "Nhi yaar...woh mein...Jameel ka krta or waistcoat istari kr rhi hun," yeh keh kr thora sharmaany lgi.

Yeh sun kr mery munh par smile cha gai. Nhi mera mtlb....aik hoti hy smile....or aik hoti hy woh smile jo ap dete ho jb apka koi shak theek nikla ho.

"Acha baat suno," Mene kaha. "Hmm...?"

"Tumhe waqai Jameel pasand hy?" Abhi yeh pucha hi hy or bechari k gaal Jaam E Sheerein ban gai. Apko toh pta hy na....blushing....blushing?

"Yaar mein ne toh seedha sa swaal pucha hy. Tum toh puri ki puri chashni ban gai ho. Acha na....nhi kuxh bolun gi," Mein ne ussy tasalli di.

"Waada kro baat leak nhi kro gi?" Woh ungli utha kr mujh se kehny lgi.

"Kabhi ki hy mene? Haan Junaid Bhai ki toh karti rehti hun, par....apni is behn ki nhi karun gi. Pakka waada," Meine kaha.

"Acha toh....haan....pssand hy...." Riza ne kaha or pta nhi idhar udhar unchalne lgi. "Yaar tum toh avaien jazzbati ho rhi ho," Mein boli.

"Ab jazbaati hony k lia bhi ijaazat li jati hy?" Riza ne pucha. "Arry nhi nhi."

"Acha yaar yeh Laraib kahan hy?" Mein ne pucha. "Shehzad Bhai or woh toh aesy so rhy hyn jysy khaeton mein hall jot kr ai hon," Ussne kaha.

"THRASHHH THASSSS!"

"Ab konsa nawa katta khul gia?" Riza kehny lgi. "Mujhy kia pta? Mene yahan bhens or katton 🐃🐃 ka tabela khol rkha hua hy hy?" Mein ne kaha.

"Acha chalo neechy chal kr dekhty hyn."

Neechy jaa kr jo saamne dekha na, dil kr rha tha aik aik ko pakr kr unki gicchi maror dun. "Nawa katta toh khul hi gia hy," Riza kehny lgi. "O te mein vekh hi riyan," Mein ne kaha or ab toh in sb ko katal krny ka pakka mansooba hy mera.

"Shrafat se bta do yeh kis ne phoolon ga gamla tora hy?" Mein ne kaha. Ab mein woh achi, pyari Y/N nhi rhi.

Bhai mera aik rule hy:

Mein aik daffa bolun gi or agar koi baaz nhi ata toh uski phir woh class hoti hy, woh class hoti hy k phir na toh Abba kuxh bolty hyn or na Ammi bachati hyn.

"Jahangeer ne kiya hy!" Maryam boli.

"Or miss Maryam apko kiun lgta hy k apk har nuksaan ka zimedaar mein hun?" Jahageer bola. "Kiun k is ghar mein TUMHARE ilawa mera koi dushman nhi hy!" Maryam cheekh kr boli.

Or phir yeh saare larne lgy. Or larte larte yeh dusra gamla bhi torr dia. Meri mehnat ko tori jaa rhy hyn. Itni mehnat krke meine yeh phool pichly saal lgay thy. Or in jahilon ne torr diay inhe.

"Yeh wala Taemoor ne tora hy," Jameel ne kaha. "Meine ne aik chappair deni or apka pahari bakry jaisa munh tor dena hy," Taemoor gussy se bola.

"Tameez se baat kro! Bara bhai hun tumhara." "Bare bhai jysy kaam bhi kia kro ap. Har waqt choochy bany rehty ho," Taemoor bola.

"Ladies and gentlemen barae meharbaani mery kamry mein tashreef le aien," Meine ne kaha or yeh sb aagy aagy or mein unke peechy mery kamry mein chale gai.

Kamry mein puhancy hi hyn to Jahangeer bhai shb ne sb se pehle apni behaya chonch kholi. "Ab kia kro gi ap humary saath?" woh bola.

"Koi akheer hi begairat aadmi ho tum Jahangeer!" Mein boli. "Aapaa roza hy. Gaali toh na bakkein," uss ne kaha.

"Aik or lafz mein ne tumhare munh se suna na. TOH SAR PHAR DUN GI MEIN TUMHARA!" Ab toh mere meter ghoom chuka tha.

"Mein ne jb bola tha shor na kro toh aik daffa sunai nhi deta? Kaan mein kia itni mael jamm gai hy kia?"

"Tum ho hi daffar Jahangeer. Tumhe pehli baar kuxh smjh nhi ati. Aati bhi hy toh daer se ati hy," Musa bola.

"Jysy tum bare akalmannd ho?" Namra Musa se kehny lgi. "Lgta hy kisi ko aj zaleel hony ka bara janoon sawaar hy," Riza kehny lgi.

"Dekhti rho Riza meri jaan. Mein ne in ki aesi ki taisi phairni hy na ki pury jahan ne vekhna hy," Mein boli.

"Toh jaane do humein?" Jameel or Taemoor boly.

"Baira tarr jai tum dono ka! Mein ne chappair mar k tum dono ki boothiyan laal kr deni hy! Tooti kujji jysa munh ho jana hy!" Ab toh bhai mera munh rukny se raha.

"Bhai abhi toh movie shuru hui hy. Yaar mein peechy beth kr dekh lun?" Riza ne pucha.

"Haan beth jao. Lekin agar tum ne koi beech mein mein aesi waisi harkat ki na to interval mein mein tumhari phainti lga dun gi."

"Okay boss!"

Or phir hoti rhi in nwaabon ki mere se pury aik ghante tk. Pta nhi kon kon si gaalian mere munh se nikal rhien thi jo shayed mene na kabhi suni ho na boli ho.

Tars toh bht jaldi aa jata hy mjuhy lekin bola na....aj mein woh wali Y/n nhi rhi. Lecture khtam hua or yeh sb apni daddo jysi shakal lekr bahar nikal gai. 

Aftari k waqt Ammi Abba ghar ai or mein ne saari baat leak kr di or phir dubara in sb ki aala wali zalalat hui.

"BHT BESHARM BADEED AULAD HO TUM SB!" Abbu ki awaaz uppar tk aa rhi thi or mera, Riza ka, Laraib ka or Shehzad Bhai ka hans hans k bura haal ho rha tha.

"Yaar qasmein agar Junaid Bhai hoty na toh aur mazza ata," Laraib boli. "Haan yaar pta nhi kab woh ai ga," Shehzad Bhai boly.

Abhi baat ho hi rhi thi gahr ka darwazy pe hui bell.

"Mein dekh kr aati hun," Mein ne kaha or jb darwaza khola toh meri toh cheekhain nikal gaien. Khushi nhi bardasht ho rhi thi.

"JUNAID BHAI!! JANNAT AAPAA!"

Yeh cheekh kr dono ko bari bhlu jysi jhappi di. "Yaar kb ai ab dono? Or..or airport se kon laya apko?" Mein ne pucha.

"Arry andar aane do phir baat krte hyn," Jannat Aapaa kehny lagi.

Ammi Abbu se mil kr hum saare uppar chale gai. "Acha mein puch rhi thi k airport se kon laya apko? Call kr dete hm mein se koi aa jata," Mein ne kaha

"Woh baat aesi thi k meri flight pehly thi or Jannat ki flight mere se aadhe ghante baad. Toh mein ne isk lia wait kia jb tk aftari wagaira kr li or hum dono gahr aa gai," Junaid Bhai ne bola or mein ne Laraib ko taali di.

"Yeh kis baat ki taali di hy...tum ne?' Jannat Aapaa ne mujh se pucha. "Bas yeh smjhein humare iraade bilkul sahi hyn," Laraib boli.

"Bht hi ajeeb o gareeb irade hyn ap dono k," Jahangeer bola. "Mera na aik or rule hy. Jysa munh wysi chappair!" Mein ne kaha.

Yeh aik din k lia koi is Jahangeer piddy ko mere sath akela chor de ghar mein. Aisi littar parade karun gi na k pura mohalla ikatha ho kr dekhy ga.

"Acha toh tum log baatein kro mein or Jannat jaa rhy hyn," Junaid Bhai boly. "Kahan jaa rhy ho?" Najam Bhai or Faiqa Aapaa bolien.

"Bas aa rhy hyn, kaam se jaa rhy hyn," Junaid Bhai kehny lgy or yeh jaa woh jaa.

Laraib or Riza mujhy dekhny lagien. "Humaari kashti tairr rhi hy!!!" Hum teeno boly. "Arry bhai abhi toh film ka trailer dekha hy, puri movie pari hy abhi," Laraib kehny lgi.

"Mujhy pakka yakeen hy k coffee pilane lekr gai hon gy Jannat Aapaa ko," Mein ne kaha. "Toh phir hm apni Bhabhi pakki smjhein?" Riza ne hanns kr kaha.

"Haan jee Jannat weds Junaid pakka smjhein."

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Yeh rha wadda sara chapter. Bht boring hy I know, but plz bear with me.

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jizarimin

therealmrsjeon5

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