"Danna Rahi'i"

Phuppo k ghar mein daakhil hoty saath ki ink gale cavvon (crows) ki trhaan phatne lgte hyn. Shor hi khtam nhi horha.

Itna mujhy yaad hy k subah naashte mein meine inko Anda Paratha bna kr dia tha...cavvy fry kre nhi diay thy.

Ab hm bhi kia krein. Ghar ki ikloti larki hun. Kaam vaali rkhny ki zaroorat nhi, mein jo hun ghar mein.

Aik daffa rkhwai thi lekin woh manhoos bhi bhag gai. Kehti k hmary ghar mein bandy bht hyn or kaam bhi bht krwate hyn hm ussy.

Iss waqt mera dil kr rha hy k mein kisi aik ko pakr kr maarna shuru krdun khaas torr pr Hassan Bhai ko or Yonus Bhai ko.

Chup hi nhi ho rhy paglon hi trhan munh khol khol k hansi jaa rhy hyn. Pta nhi konsi juggtein suna rhy hyn aik dusry ko.

Phuppo, Ammi or Abbu ki koi conference meeting ho rhi hy toh woh wahan pr masroof hyn.

Sb larke apni hi koi baatein kr rhy thy. Shaed kisi siyaasi maamle pr tbaadla khiyaal ho rha tha inka.

Mein, Laraib, Namra, Riza, Maryam...hm sb is waqt apni nai mehman Zoya se baatein kr rhy thy.

Zoya Namra jitni hy abhi second year dono ka complete hony wala hy.

"Bhook lg rhi mujhy...." Maryam boli. "Abhi khana lg jata hy, bas Ammi, Abba or Mamu, Mummani aa jaein phir khana lgati hun," Zoya ne kaha.

"Acha wysy...tumhe pashto ati hy?" Riza ne pucha. "Ho!" "Ab iska kia mtlb hy?" "Haan!"

"Zoya!"

"Ap log betho, mein ammi ki baat sun k aai. ZA RA'AHIM AMMI!"

Yeh keh kr Zoya Phuppo ki baat sunne chali jaati hy.

"Y/n!" Ab kia masala pr gia hy inko.

"Jee bolein Junaid Bhai?" "Woh carry dabby se bags laane thy kapron k, mery saath a jao."

"Yeh jo chaar choty bethy huy hyn na inko uthaein. Jb itny mard bethy huy hyn toh mujh se kiun keh rhy hyn ap?" Meine kaha.

"Taemoor, Jameel, Musa, Jahangeer! Jao bhai k saath bags nikalwa lao," Mein bloi in chaaron ko.

"Mere haath mein dard ho rha hy," Jameel bola.

"Mera sarr dukh rha hy," Taemoor ne kaha.

"Meri tabiyat khraab hy," Jahangeer kehny lga.

"Mujhy bathroom aa rha hy...mein zara bathroom ho kr aya!" Musa bola.

"Mein ne chappal utha li na toh aj jnaaza uthy ga tum chaaron ka mery haathon. Or jin jin k sar mein or haathon mein dard ho rha hy mein unk haath paon sb torr dun gi," Mein gussy se boli.

"Hayee Allah maaf itna gussa kon krta hy?" Huzaifa Bhai boly. "Bhai meine Abbu se keh kr apki bhi shamat dilwaa deni hy."

"Chalo utho tum chaaron." "Mein toh nhi jaun ga," Jameel ne kaha. "Or mein bhi nhi," Jahangeer or Taemoor boly.

"M..mein chala...jata h..hun," Musa bola or darte darte bahir chala gia.

"Mein aakhri daffa keh rhi hun warna bhol jana meim tumhari saggi behn hun," Mein ne dhamki di.

"Hayee Jahangeer ki pitai hogi~ Mein bhi dekhun gi," Maryam boli or hansny lgi.

"Churail! Tumse do maheeny bara hun tameez kro. Mukhalif insaan!" Jahangeer kehny lga.

"Y/N please ink aesi pitai krna k in sb k gaal laal surkh ho jaein," Riza ne kaha. "Khass torr par aik bandy ki pitai dekhny mein bara mazza ai ga."

"Mein tumhaare iraadon se waaqif hun! Y/N Aapaa iski baateon mein naa aein," Jameel cheekhny lga.

"Iss waqt Riza bilkul sahi keh rhi hy. Mein tum sb ki aesi littar parade lgaun gi k poore jahan ne vekhna hy."

Meri paara ho rha hy high...jis jis ne aa k bachana hy apne apne shohar ko bacha lo warna phool daalne aa jana inki qabaron pr.

"HARAMZAADON DAFFA HO JAO BAHIR! OR SAMAN LE. KAR. AO!" Ab toh Allah hi roky mujhy.

Or phir aesy yeh teeno shurli ki trhaan bhaagy jysy zoo mein se shaer pinjry se baahir aa gia ho....khair ap sb mujhy aik shaer ki trhan ki smjh lein.

Kiun k kaccha chubaa jaati agar yeh don minute se pehle na uthte.

"Itna gussa...uff tobah!" Maryam kehny lgi. "Riza k baad hmaare ghar ki dusri jalladan hy Y/N," Hassan Bhai boly.

"Shayed apna naam dalna bhul gai hyn ap Hasaan Bhai. Pahaari bakry na hoto," Mein ne kaha or aakhir kaar inki chonch band ho hi gai.

"KHANA LG GIA HY AA JAO SB!"

Aik aik krke hm sb dining table pr puhanch gai. Ghar ka washroom mein public washroom ki trhan line lgi hui thi.

"Jahangeer yaar aagy ho jao!" "Musa dhakke mt do." "Najam Bhai jaldi niklein flush toh nhi ho gai andar!!?"

"Phuppo uppar koi washroom nhi hy?" Shehzad Bhai ne pucha. "Haan upar jaake ulte haath se teesra wala washroom hy."

Or Phuppo ne bhi typical Pakistaanion ki trhaan Shehzad Bhai ko washroom ka raasta aesy smjhaya jysy kisi traffic signal pr ko rakshy wala kisi ko raasta smjhata hy.

Or Shehzad Bhai bhi aisy uppar jaa kr seedhy haath wala kamry ko bathroom smjh kr khol lia.

"Hsok di aahi...AHHH!"
(means "who is there" in pashto)

"MAARA KNOCK NHI KRNA ATA?" Larki ne cheekh kr jwaab dia.

"Sorry mein bathroom jaa rha tha...lgta hy galat aa gia hun," Shehzad Bhai boly. "Lgta? Tumhe lgta hy? Maara tum galat ai ho. Bathroom left ko hy."

Shehzad Bhai toh aisy apni jagha pr chipak gai jysy kisi larki ko pehli baar dekh rhy hon.

"Insaan kabhi ni dekh kia tumne kabhi? Jao yahan se parhne do!"

"Acha..sorry." Yeh keh kr Shehzad Bhai bathroom chale jaate hyn.

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"Bht acha khana bnaya hy apne phuppo," Jannat Aapaa bolein. "Ary beta yeh toh kuxh nhi abhi tum logon ko charsi tikka bhi khilaun gi. Meri bari beti ne bnai hyn."

"Bulaein na usko. Kahan hy woh?" Laraib ne pucha.

"Zoya jao bula kr lao usko. Aik toh usk CSS k exams hony wale hyn...bs parh prh kr pagal ho gai hy meri bachi," Phuppo btane lgein.

Koi paanch ko minute baad Zoya apni behn ko le ai.

"Toh yeh lein jnaab yeh k meri bari behn..." Zoya ne kaha.

"Assalam O Alaikum! Zama nom Qandeel di'i," Usne kaha or hmaare saath khane ki maiz pr beth gai.

"Toh yeh hy Qandeel aka meri churail behn," Zoya ne kaha. "Oye! Da'er khaamosh Zoya,"
(means "bilkul chup")

Qandeel...zahir si baat hy Zoya se bari hy or takreeban Shehzad Bhai jitni hy...in dono ki bhi university khtam hony wali hy.

"Acha toh mein ne ab ko aik baat btani thi," Abbu boly. Or sb bilkul chup or masoom ho kr beth gai.

"Ab jysy k hm sb ikathy hyn yahan pr toh mein ne socha k tum sb ko is baat ka bta dun."

"Konsi baat khalu jaan?" Faiqa Aapaa ne pucha.

"Hm Junaid or Jannat ki shaadi krne lgein hyn. Date fix ho gai hy. Kisi ko koi aitraaz?" Ammi kehny lgein.

Or phir Junaid Bhai or Jannat Aapaa k dilon mein laddu phootny lgte hyn or Jaam e Sheerein ki trhaan gaal laal ho jaate hyn?

"Ach toh phir Abbu...hm isko arrange marriage smjhein k love marriage?" Shehzad Bhai ne hansty huy pucha.

"Na na~ Hmare Junaid Bhai ki toh love marriage hi hui hy...mujh se or Laraib se pucho, sb pta hy hmein," Mein ne kaha or Junaid Bhai mujy ghoorian dalne lgte hyn.

"Acha bas na! Abbu phir shaadi kb hy?" Juanid Bhai ne pucha. "Abhi jb hm Kashmir se wapis aaein gy toh Nikkah hoga pehly or phir usk do hafte baad shaadi."

"Wah wah....Jannat Junaid Bhatti!? Ya phir...Mrs. Junaid Bhatti?" Taemoor bola.

"Nhi nhi bhabhi jaan bolein? Jannat Bhabhi~" Jameel ne chairte huy kaha.

"Dulhy raja pehly mujhy bola krti thein ab ban gaien hyn hmare bhai ki Mrs," Jahangeer bola.

"MRS. JUNAID BHATTI...oye hoyeeee."

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Welcome Qandeel meri jaan! Zoya Qandeel ab tumhaari bari behn bn gai hy....izzat krna iski 😂😂😂

Or....Junaid or Jannat ki shaadi hony waali hy...qasmein khushi bhi ho rhi hy or dukh bhi ho rha hy.

Jizarimin abhi bhi naraz hyn...

Taezoya ki story shuru krni hy abhi....plot soch rhi hun.

Khushi is lia k...ofc shaadi ho rhi hy Junaid Bhai ki Jannat se.

Lekin Junaid aka Jinnie being my bias...kisi or k saath shaadi dekh kr dil ko thora dukh bhi ho rha hy.

"MERA DIL BHI KITNA PAGAL HY
YEH PYAAR TOH TUMSE KRTA HY
PARE SAAMNE JB TUM AATE HO
KUXH BHI KEHNY SE DARTA HY"

Opssss sorry sorry...i got a bit emo cuz mery bias ki shaadi hony wali hy is book mein...or dukh ki baat mein hi krwa rhi hun😭😭😭😭.

Chapter is for...

coconniena
jizarimin
jang_man_weol

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