"Zar Koh!"
(hurry up)

Peshawar mein do din kia reh liyay hm, muzakkar ko monas or monas ko muzzakar bna bethy hyn.

Kal hm Peshawar k aik bazar Karkhaane ghoomny gai or thakky manndy ghar waapis ai.

Lekin manna pare ga k ronak bht hy bazar mein or cheezain bhi achy myyar ki mil jaati hyn. Maryam or Laraib k saath bare mazzy ka waqia hua.

Aik dukaan pe khari dupatta passand kr rhi thein toh aik Patha unko bolta..."Jee aunty tumko or kia chahiyay?"

Or bas phir in dono k pare shoot kr jaate hyn. Maryam toh uss bechare ka gala ghot deti agar Laraib usko wahan se kheench kr nhi le kr jaati. Sb se mazza toh Jahangeer ko aya tha, uska toh hans hans kr paet mein dard ho gia tha.

"Kamina! Mujh jysi jawan larki ko aunty bol rha tha. Meesna kahin ka!"

Maryam ki gaalian urooj pe thein or Jahangeer ka khushi meter bhi urooj pet ha. Ab usne Maryam ko chairne ka tareeka dhoodh lia hy.

Ab jb bhi ussy tang krna ho toh "Jee aunty. Nhi aunty, Oky aunty." bolta rhy ga or Maryam mazeed tapti rhy gi.

"Jahangeer mein tumhara munh torr dun gi!" "Oky aunty!" "Taya Abba se kehn kr na dhulai krwa dun gi!" "Oky aunty." "JAHANGEEER! BAKHSHH DE MUJHY YAAR!" "KABHI NHI AUNTY!"

Filhaal hm sb packing kr rhy hyn or Qandeel ka intezaar kr rhy hyn k woh university se ai gi paper de kr toh hi hm Kashmir k lia rawaana hongy.

"Abbu kitni daer or?" Jameel ne pucha. "Apni Api ko aane do phir chalty hyn," Abbu ne kaha. Or hmara iraada bilkul sahi tha k Abbu phuppo ki dono betiyon ko bhi lekr chal parein gy.

Lekin itna zaroor hy k mazza bara ai ga lekin hmara carry dabba hmse pannah mangy ga.

Who massom bhi kabhi sochta hoga k 800 cc ka toh mein hun lekin yeh Bhatti khandaan or ink rishty darr itna wazzan dal dete hyn k meri rooh aik din Allah ko pyaari zaroor hi jai gi.

"Y/N beta sb kuxh ready hy?" Ammi puchny lgein mujh se. "Sb ready hy Ammi bs Junaid Bhai or Shehzad Bhai ko nikalty waqt munh zaroor dhulwa le jiyay ga. Choory kb se so rhy hyn," Mein boli.

"Haye baira tarr jai inka! Taemoor jao inko utha kr ao," Ammi Taemoor ko bolein. "Jata hun...aik toh mein hi reh gia hun is ghar mein sb k kaam krne k lia."

"Tai Amma...who puchna tha k...shaadi k kia plans hyn," Jannat Aapaa ne pucha. "Beta tumhaare Ammi se toh Ramzaan shuru hone se pehly ki baat ki hui hy. Tumhaare haan toh aadhi tyaari ho chuki hy."

"Ap sb ko pta tha?" Jannat Aapaa hairaan ho kr puchny lgein. "Beta hmein toh yeh bhi pta hy kon raaton raaton coffee peene jata tha," Ammi hans kr bolien.
Tb tk hmaare Taemoor jaani is waqt zarrori mission pr nikly huy hyn or lgta hy k koi char paanch saal baad dhoondh hi lein gy Junaid or Shehzad Bhai ko.

Aakhir kar Taemoor ko who kamra mil hi giya jis mein hmaare do fauji jwaan so rhy thy. Shehzad Bhai ka chalo maan lete hyn k who thora time lgate hyn uthne mein lekin Junaid Bhai ko toh PMA mein jaa kr ab aadat pr jaani chahiyay thi.

Bara uthaya Taemoor ne inko lekin dono dheeton k maare duniya k tamaam ghory gadhy bech kr so rhy thy. Phir is nwaab ko aik tarkeeb soojhi.

"ABBU!!!! ABBU JEE!!"

Or phir yeh jwaan teer ki trhaan seedhy uth khary huy. "Kahan hyn Abbu?" Shehzad Bhai ne pucha.

"Mere sarr pr. Chalein aa jaein neechy, Ammi ki taraf se bulawa aya hy," Yeh keh kr Taemoor neechy aa jata hy.

"Piyaas lg rhi hy," Or phir Taemor kitchen mein paani peeny k lia chala jata hy, Wahan pr dekhta hy k Zoya aik do khaane k cheezain pack kr rhi hy.

"Glass dena aik," Taemoor kehny lga.

"Da pakhpala wakhla (khud le lo)" Zoya boli. "Aik toh sb k saath tum Urdu bolti ho. Mere saath bhi bol logi toh kuxh ho nhi jai ga," Taemoor sarr kr bola.

Zoya ne samaan uthaya or baahir jaane lgi. "Bta toh do kia keh rhi thi!?" "Khud le lo!" Or phir who chali jaati hy. Taemoor bechara tsk tsk tsk.

Paani wgaira pi kr Taemoor Huzaifa Bhai k saath sb samaan carry dabby mein rkhwaane lg jata hy.

"Assalam O Alaikum Ammi! Zah pah krr ym! (I'm home)" Shukkar Qandeel Api aa gaein warna sham tk hmne yahein bethy rehna tha.

Aadhy ghante tk Qandeel Api tyaar shyaar ho kr aa gaein or hm ne phir apne safar ka agaaz kia. Shehzad Bhai wysy k wysy ganndy, carry dabby mein bethty saath so gai.

Or Najam Bhai?

Unko yeh darr tha k agar who so gai toh mein phir tael daal dungi unki naak shreef mein.

Jameel ko shararat soojhi hui thi. Bas jb bhi Riza ne baat krna shuru hona ya who kuxh bhi krne ya bolny lgy toh Jameel ajeeb o gareeb awaazein nikaal kr ussy tang krta rehta.

Yonus Bhai google pe tmaam brands pe shaadi k kapry dhoondh rhy thy or unk saath Musa bhi
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Hasaan Bhai or Huzaifa Bhai aka hmari dusri ammiyan Abbu or Ammi se baatein kr rhy thy.

Jahangeer or Taemoor ka ludu ka match chal rha tha. Qasam se agar itni mehnat apni parhai pe karlein toh kamal na ho jai?

Faiqa Aapaa Jannat Aapaa se unki shaadi k baare mein baatein kr rhi thein or bechari hmari Jannat Aapaa sharma sharma kr chashni ban gai hyn.

Maryam or Namra bhi yehi soch rhi thein k shaadi pe kon se kapry pehny gi.

Juanid Bhai as usual hmaare international driver, driving mein mashgool.

Ab reh gai mein, Laraib, Riza, Zoya or Qandeel bethy jo snack ka mazza le rhy thy.

"Lays ka packet dena," Laraib boli. "Yeh ko teesra packet chal rha hy tumhara," Riza kehny lgi. "Khaane do Api," Laraib ne kaha or niyat masoom wali shakal bna li.

"Hayee yeh wali shakal mt bnaya kro, tarss ajata hy mujhy," Qandeel Api ne kaha.

"Api..yeh apko kab se tars aane lg gia hy?" Zoya ne pucha. "Aik tumpe nhi ata baaki sb pe aa jata hy," Qandeel Api bolien.

"Lao phir meri chips ka packet wapis kro," Zoya ne kaha or sb hanss pary. "Jo mera hy woh mera jo jo tumhara hy who bhi mera hy," Qandeel Api bolein.

"Mamu jaan! Yeh Qandeel Api tang kr rhi hyn!"

"Jo lare ga mein unka yahein se Divo krwa k wapis bhijwa dun ga," Abbu boly or sbki bolti bandd.

Peshawar se hm nikal chuky thy or Sardheri puhanchny waale thy. Hm ne Balakot puhanchna tha jis k lia takreeban 4 ghante or 20 minute lgny thy agr hm kisi point pr stay na krein toh.

Lekin kia krein? Jahangeer or Faiqa Aapaa ko bathroom ki yaad aa gai or phir hmein Sardheri pe rukna para 10 mnute tk.

Abhi dono bathroom gai hi thy k peachy se Yonus Bhai or Juanid Bhai ko bhi washroom aa gia or yunh 30 minute lg gai.

"Andaar jaa kr pta nhi itni daer kiun lgaate hyn," Maryam kheny lgi. "Yaar Maryam kisi ko lamba bathroom bhi aa jata," Namra boli.

"Mujy toh lagta hy ikees topo ki salaami pesh krne jaate hyn," Taemoor ne kaha. "Taemoor bathroom mein topon ki salami kon anna deta hy?" Riza ne pucha.

"Riza hi krti hogi aesy kaam," Jameel beech mein se bola. "Tumse baat ki? Nhi mein ne tumhara naam lia? Tumhe kia masla hy?" Riza ka toh para ulat gia.

"Tum hi ho sb se bara masla." "Agar mein hun itna bara masla toh baat hi kiun pehly krty ho? Duffar na hoto!" Oye hoye hoye Jmaeel kit oh ui bissti.

"Haan toh m-" "YAAR JAMEEL HAATH JORTI HUN! MERY MAZEED MUNH MAT LAGO OR AAINDA K BAAT YEH MAT TAWAKUH RKHNA K TUMSE BAAT KRUN GI," Riza ne toh bhai apna dil halka kr lia.

"Haye Api ap betho mein paani le kr aati hun," Zoya boli or paani lekr ai. "Bechaare ko itna daant dia?" Qandeel Api ne pucha.

"Uss jaahil k saath aesa hi hona chahiyay. Apko nhi pta ussne kia kia bola tha mujhy."

"YAAR JALDI KRLO BATHROOM MEIN KONSA KASHMIR AZAAD KRNE K PLAN BNA RHY HO!?" Abbu gussy se boly or yeh jwaan jhat se baahir.

Ab hmaare driver ho gai change. Junaid Bhai thak gai thy toh Yonus Bhai drving seat pr aa gai. Chalo Jannat Aapaa ko unka Ranjha wapis mil gia.

"Junaid apk lia achi si chai bna dun?" Jannat Aapaa ne sharma kr pucha. "Bari nwaazish apki," Junaid Bhai ne kaha. "Or mere lia bhi," Musa or Taemoor ne jhatt se kaha.

"Hm bhi toh piyay gy," Mein ne kaha. "Agar ab ban rhi hy toh sb k lia bna lo," Ammi bolein. Or phir poore tabbar k lia Jannat Aapaa ne chai bnai.

Abbottabad pe hmne thori daer k lia stay kia or sham ka khana khaya. "Qandeel Api yaar saalan paas krwa dein," Najam Bhai kehny lgy. "Yeh lo bhai. Or kisi ko kuxh chahiyay?" Qandeel Api ne sb se pucha.
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"Mujhy salad pass krwa do," Shehzad Bhai aakhir kaar boly.

Shehzad Bhai ki is waqt yeh haalat thi k unka khana khaana dushwaar hua wat ha.

Bechare meow meow Bhai k dil mein laddu phoot rhy thy. Lgta hy Junaid Bhai k saath saath Shehzad Bhai ka nikkah bhi parhwana pare ga.

Khana kha kr hm sb ki jaan mein jaan ai or hmara paet bhi bhar gia.

Jahangeer or Maryam k phir larne k iraady lg rhy thy. Ya Allah! In dono bechain roohon ko hadayat de...larr larr k pta nhi konsa andarooni sakoon milta hy dono ko.

Abbottabad se aagy Mansehra or phir Balakot. Saare raste hm b 90's k gaane sun k ai or hmare 90's k goony k experts Mein, Huzaifa Bhai, Jameel, Taemoor, Riza or Namra.

Balakot puhanchte puhanchte raat k 10 baj gai thy or sb ko bht neend aa rhi thi. Lekin Balakot mein thnad bht thi.

Sb ne apne apne muffler, sweater jackets or falana falana nikal kr orh liyay.

"Abbu raat yahein stay kr lein?" Jahangeer ne pucha. "Beta mera bhi yehi irada hy." "Mamu jaan phir subah jaldi niklein gy...nashta aagy se krlein gy," Qandeel Api ne mashwara dia.

"Hmm theek hy Junaid tum or Yonus hotel dekho or do kamry lena," Ammi ne kaha.

Is trhan hm ne Blakot mein aj raat stay kia. Baraf Baari k chances thy Kashmir mein toh....subah hm jaldi niklein gy taa k baraf baara ka mazza le skein.

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Ayo khawateen o hazraat!

Yeh lein aik niya taza taza chapter, enjoy krein.

Mehandi k card k lia naam aa gai hyn mere paas..agar bhi bhi kisi ne naam dena hy toh jaldi se dede mujhy Tuesday se pehly pehly.

Anyways...I hope k chapter pasand aya hoga ap sbko
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Vote or dhair saare comments zroor krna sb.

Mulakaat hoti hy agly chapter mein.
Allah Hafizzz

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