Okay, so, before you go and yell at me "who tf is the 'Ed' in Edjoon???" He's Eddy Chen from TwoSet Violin, which is a YouTube channel. I don't ship them a lot, but we'll see.
For some context, TwoSet once did a video in which they reacted to the Spring Day and Not Today music videos, and their editor was kind enough to include Eddy saying "oh man he's hot (when Namjoon is center)" and "I think I'm gay now." And so, a new ship was born! Thanks to @DeniskaTen for coming up with the ship name and the first bit of the oneshot!

Jungkook's POV

I just needed to get something from Hobi hyung's room.

Before I entered the room, I'd heard some moaning sounds, but honestly I just thought that he was losing in a game or something. I sure didn't expect what I saw.

I opened the door to see Hobi hyung in a VERY um, well... uncomfortable looking position, and very surprised to see me.

"I-I can explain..." He said, getting up.

I must've looked like a deer in headlights, because almost immediately Seokjin hyung came running out of the kitchen. No idea how he saw me, maybe laser eyes?

"NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS!!!!" He yelled, blocking my path into the room.

All the while, Hoseok looked extremely embarrassed.

"Hoseok! You just scarred the maknae for life! And Jungkook, how many times have I told you to knock before you enter??" Seokjin practically broke the sound barrier.

"I-I'm sorry hyung, I didn't mean to, I just had to get my phone out of the room," I tried to justify.

"Why was your phone in here in the first place???" Hoseok said, returning to his natural state of colour.

"Eddy borrowed it to do something with Namjoon in here, maybe they were filming?" It came out as a question more than a statement. Truly, I had no reason as to why my phone was in here other than I left it around and I was looking for it.

"Well there isn't a phone in here, so that's not my problem," Hoseok said.

"Okay hyungs, I'll go ask Namjoon," I said, knowing that Yoonmin were out at a movie.

"Okay, but don't annoy Eddy too much when you ask him, he's practicing something," Seokjin said.

"Okay hyung," I said while walking away.

"Namjoon hyung? Do you know where my phone is?" I asked him.

"No, did you see this new video of TwoSet Skyping each other?" He said, not looking up at me.

"Yes hyung, I edited it, but seriously, where is this phone??"

"I don't know Jungkookie. Hey, do you want to come with Eddy and me to go find a bubble tea shop?"

"No, I'm good for now. Bring me back one though, okay?"

"Okay. Sorry I can't be much help, did you try checking the studios?"

Hmm, I mean, I know all the passwords, but still. I'll ask the other half of me, Taehyung.

"Tae, do you know where-"

"Nope."

Okay, I'll ask Eddy when he's not eating Namjoon's face or practicing something.

"Yah! Jiminie! Where's my phone?" I asked Jimin as soon as I saw him walk through the door.

"Why don't you ask me, I'm the one who has it!" Said Yoongi.

"What??? I've been looking for it for over an hour and you have it?!? Why???"

"Umm, yours has the best camera obviously."

Just then, Eddy came in, yelling at his mom in Mandarin on his phone. Namjoon followed, not understanding a word of what was being said, except for one word, "Namjoon".

"Ugh sorry about that, my mom isn't very happy that I'm dating a Korean and not a pretty Chinese girl. Does she not know I'm happy, or does she not care?"

Eddy looked exasperated, Jimin looked confused (as Eddy was speaking English) Namjoon went red, I only understood about half (Aussie accent) and Yoongi just threw my phone at me and went into his studio.

Namjoon's POV

Why does Eddy's mom still hate me? I try to learn Mandarin, but I've already got enough on my plate. Maybe I could share some leader responsibilities with Seokjin? No, he's got enough stuff too.

Ah, I just wish that we could do "it" without Eddy's mom's blessing. If only.

3rd person POV

Later, the sounds that could only be made from an orgasm were heard coming from Edjoon's shared room. Fuck tradition.

I got an ending!! Yay