[Taehyung ONESHOT]

"Yaaa Kim Taehyung, wake up already, you lazy clown."

"Please, Y/n! 5 minutes more." He groaned as he hid his face underneath his blanket.

"Enough, Tae! It's been more than three hours. We just have two days to complete our project. Wake up." You yelled, but then an idea came to you. Definitely an evil one!

"Tae, this is your final warning! You'll regret if you don't wake up now." You warned him with a smirk that he obviously didn't notice.

After 5 minutes-

-Splash-

"Yaaaaa you crazy girl! What's this? Is that how you get someone to wake up?" Taehyung was drenched in water when he awoke abruptly. He was fed up with you because if he didn't listen, you'd always play a prank on him and he'd let it slide because he enjoys bickering with you. But once he takes his revenge, it is lethal.

"Just wait baby girl, now you'll regret it," he thought as he rose from the bed and made his way to the wardrobe.

You sat on the bed, watching the other person's actions. You felt strange after seeing his smirk, but you shrugged it off because it was his daily ritual.

You prank him, he whines like a baby, he devises an evil plan to prank you back, you whine, and the cycle repeats. This chain will never break.

He took his loose T-shirt and shorts from your closet and went to the bathroom to change before casting one last glance at you.

Ding dong (in Jungkook's voice lol)

"Coming," you yelled as you rushed to open the door.

"How are you, baby?" Before you could notice your father standing beside her with a wide smile, your mother engulfed you in a tight hug.

"Mom, we met yesterday. I can't breathe, so please let me go," you whimpered after being squeezed by your mother.

She let you go with a sweet smile.

"Come in Y/n, take this as your house," your father teased.

"May I ask who you are? I don't know you," you said, folding your arms across your chest and trying your best to look angry.

"I apologize, Y/n! You are aware that I was extremely busy. I returned home yesterday and am already here to meet you. Look what I got you," your father said, smiling as he held the plastic and paper bags in his hands.

"Dad, I missed you!" You sighed and wrapped your arms around him. "Please don't stay so long. Your trips last a month, and I despise them. How am I supposed to live without you?"

"This girl! Yaaaa your mom is alive. You get to spend time with me, and you still complain because your father isn't available?" She slapped your arm playfully and pulled your ears out of your father's embrace, causing you to yell, "Mom, stop! That hurts. Ahhhhh!"

"Y/n?? What's wrong? Why are you shouting?" Taehyung rushes to the drawing-room after changing as he overheard your screams.

"Tae! My mother is pulling my ears and hitting me. She hit my arm hard," you said, rubbing your arm with a pout, making him chuckle at your cuteness.

"Oh hey, Taehyung! You're here too. How are you, my child?" With a sweet smile, your mother inquired.

"Aunty, I'm fine. Uncle, how are you doing? It's been a while since I've seen you. Y/nie missed you!" he flashed his boxy smile.

"I'm fine my son. I've been missing you both! You took care of my monkey, didn't you?" your father asked, winking at Tae, knowing you couldn't see him because he was facing your back.

"I'm not a monkey. And mom, could you please let go of my ear? I'm afraid it'll rip off my face."

"Imagine how you'll look without one of your ears. OMG! What a funny sight," Taehyung remarked, causing everyone to laugh.

"Wait- You're a dead meat now," you said, running behind him like a red angry bird.

When he saw your small figure approaching him, he dashed to your room to save his dear life.

"When are these kids going to grow up?" your father asked, shaking his head and eventually smiling as he looked at two running teenagers who acted like kids.

"I wish they would never grow up. They're the best like this," your mother replied as she walked to the dining table. With the parcel she brought, she began setting the table for lunch. Your father sat on the couch and turned on the television.

"Kids, hurry up. Play later! The food is getting cold," your mother yelled, causing you both to come to a halt. "I'll beat the shit out of you, KIM TAEHYUNG," you said, pointing at him. You swaggered out of the room, flipping your hair and marching like an angry bird, making Taehyung laugh. "This girl is a drama queen." As he followed you, he laughed. But he was halted by something. You might be wondering WHAT! Well, his evil mind. It was revenge time and he had to do it now.

"Tae? Come quickly, son!" Your mother summoned him once more. "I'll be there in 5 minutes, aunty. I need to call my mom. Y'all start! I'll join you soon." He yelled so that everyone in the drawing-room could hear him.

"Are you both dating or are you still best friends?" Your father inquired, causing you to choke on the food. "Father, we are b-best f-friends. D-do not g-get the wrong id..." You mentally slapped yourself as you shuttered. "No need to shutter if that's what your heart thinks," your mother interrupted before you could finish. You gulped, causing her to smirk.

Your parents are the best and most cool parents anyone could ask for. Tae and you have known each other since you were children. You studied, played, and ate together. You're more than just a family now. This year, you both enrolled at the same university.

You were stuffing your mouth with your favorite food that your mother had brought while watching your parents cutely bicker and smile in front of you. You smiled, thinking, "How cute do they look even after being married for so long. I wish to have someone like...."

You snapped out of your trance when you noticed KIM TAEHYUNG standing near the door of your room in the distance. He had his hands folded across his chest. He gave his infamous smirk, leaving you perplexed as to why he would suddenly smirk. "He had to talk to his mother, so what was he doing there with that sexy- I mean silly smirk?" you wondered as you continued to stuff your mouth while staring at him.

He kept the smirk on his face until he suddenly smiled sexily and mouthed, "Revenge time," as he slid his hand seductively across his neck. You coughed as you choked on your food.

He was enjoying your reaction as well as the situation you were in. You couldn't let your parents, who were facing their backs on him, know what was going on behind their backs, so he thought to tease you some more.

He continued to tease you with his tongue, making your stomach do backflips and your heartbeat quicken.

You coughed again, your gaze fixed on the sexy clown. Tae looked at you seductively while biting his thumb as your parents stopped eating and handed you a glass of water. He experienced a wide range of emotions, some of which he had never experienced before.

You drank the glass of water in one gulp while staring at the figure who had just winked.

"So adorable," you thought, but you kept making an angry face at him.

He flashed a boxy smile that made your heart flutter and ran. "Yaaaa! wait- you stupid clown. You're dead now!"

You yelled and ran after him, confusing your parents. "These kids are up to something," your father laughed, whispering in your mother's ears, earning a slap on the arm, "Let them be. Finish your food quickly, and let's give them some privacy," she winked as your father agreed and began stuffing his food.

Someone kept shaking you, saying, "Wake up, you angry bird."

"Yaaaaa! 5 mins. Wait- you're dead," you shouted.

All of a sudden, you felt something wet on your cheeks and neck. "Who's that?" you exclaimed as you awoke and sat on the bed, causing the other to flinch.

"KIM TAEHYUNG!" you gave a death glare.

"Are you still having dreams about the same day?" he said with a cute smile making you roll your eyes. "Too much self-obsession, eh?" You flushed and turned your head in a different direction.

"C'mon baby, mom and dad are coming for lunch and your lazy ass can't even get up to make the food," he said softly as he drew you back into his arms, drowning you with wet kisses and sucking your neck.

"Aish! Why did I marry this silly clown!?" You made a remark while blushing.

"Remember how we kissed on that day after you started hitting me for seducing you? Then I proposed to you?" He reminded as he rested his head against your neck, inhaling the sweet addictive scent he adores.

"Yeah, and then we dated for three years before getting married. Today marks our one-year anniversary. My silly clown, I love you!" You smiled as you tightly hugged him.

"I love you too, my angry bird!" he responded as he bit your neck harshly.

" Ahhhhh! You're dead now, KIM TAEHYUNG!"

"Catch me if you can, KIM Y/N!"

He bolted, forcing you to run after him. You were relieved that you and your silly clown had never changed. You kept bickering and pranking each other, but you started loving each other more than before, and that's all that matters, right?

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Cute oneshot, ig. Liked it?

Just came up with this and wrote it down.

I tried ONESHOT for the first time. So let me know if it was worth your time and my efforts, or not.

Ohh btw, HAPPY 8th ANNIVERSARY TO EVERY ARMY!

BORAHAE 💜

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