Interviews

Honestly I don't know why I made a "Christmas part 1" so let's just keep going on normally.

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Interview 1: Rap Monster

Interviewer guy- so, Rap Monster, do you know why you always end up breaking things when all you do is hold them?

RM- no. But let's not hceijcsuhucdhuhc dc sjcsijihudh,h

Interviewer guy- are you okay??

RM- idk what's happening. Maybe it's cuz you mentioned my curse.

Interviewer guy- Maaaaaaaayyyyyybbbbbbeeeeeeeee. Next

Interview 2: Jin

Jin- what do you waaaaaaaant?

Interviewer guy- so, Jin, who do you think is the most handsome in the group?

Jin- uh, obviously, me.

Interviewer guy- other than you.

Jin- Jin.

Interviewer guy- *facepalm*

Jin- KOOKIE, IT'S YOUR TURN

Interview 2: Jungkook

Interviewer guy- so Jungkook.... How much do you require they thrust (meant to say, "pay you" but I kept this cuz it was funny)  you?

Jungkook- not much. As long as I can keep donating to help Lucy's mother, a little is all I need.

Interviewer guy- *tears up*

Camera guy- *cries*

Lucy- *cries*

Suga- *holds Lucy*

Interview 3: J-hope

Interviewer guy- so, J-hope,why does the group say you are the "sunshine" of the group?

J-hope- well.... I'malwayssuperhappyandIcanalwaysmakethegroupfeelhappywhentimesaretoughorwhenweneedsupport.

Lucy- translation: I'm just the sunshine of the group.

Interviewer guy- mhm.

J-hope- *walks out of the room like a fabulous model*

Lucy- *can't stop laughing* J-hope..... You look like...... Hawk eye..... When he.... Was off set...... The way..... He..... Stood

J-hope- yea cuz I'm FAB-U-LOUS

Lucy- *shoved into the interview room*

Interview 4: Lucy

Lucy- *falling out of her chair like V that one time*

Interviewer guy- you ok?

Lucy- nope.

Interviewer guy- okkkkaaaay....

Lucy- Otay let's get this over with.

Interviewer guy- ok, so, what is your favorite BTS song?

Lucy- well... All of them... But if you're asking for one in particular.... *inhale*

Interviewer guy- *waiting*

Lucy- Waste it on Me and War of Hormone

Interviewer guy- thank God I thought you were gonna start singing...

Lucy- *starts singing Waste it on Me*

Bts- *so happy*

Interview 5: Taehyung

Interviewer guy- so V-

Tae- sihucdhihejcbudihwducbwhu

Lucy- wijcsbcdubushiwwhdie?

Interviewer guy- what the....

Lucy- Tae wants to know your question please.

Interviewer guy- u-uh.... So, How do you feel about the group?

Tae- sjdbjdbjjhcijhediesexduc?

Lucy- ejh vs ckhdkhjdhcjdhciedhihcjhrhc?

Tae- ekjcehcdkhhirhh.

Lucy- he loves them like actual family *finger hearts*

Interviewer guy- really?

Tae- yep. Tho Suga can be mean. But they are family. *finger hearts*

Tae and Lucy- *finger hearts*

Interviewer guy- what language where you just speaking?

Tae- my second language.

Lucy- basically alien.

Interview 6: Jimin

Interviewer guy- so Jimin-

Jimin- *gets up and leaves* Interview Suga. *hugs Lucy*

Interview 7: Suga

Suga- *in his own world*

Interviewer guy- Suga... Uh. Suga

Suga- no.

Interviewer guy- uh... But...

Suga- no. *sees couch* hell no..

Interviewer guy- hm?

Suga- *gets up to lay on the couch* *falls asleep*

Lucy- gah. *pokes Suga's cheek* get up oppa.

Bts- otay... Well, bye interviewer guy. *picks up Suga and Lucy*

Bts- *leaves*

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