The Main Course

/Exo & BTS happily eating their dinner together/


Suho: Whoa slow down there boy.. hehehe really must have a great appetite. *referring to Jimin*

Jin: Heheh yeah.. I raise my kids well, they really love my cooking.

Jimin: Yeah. Specially this Mushroom soup he made. He said it would help for our growth! 

Suho: G--growth? Whoa... Umm.. Well. We better chow now! *starts eating*

Chanyeol: Wait, somebody's missing. Where's Kyungsoo?

Jin: What? He's not here? But I already cooked the mushrooms already, he said we're going to cook together but I already found the mushrooms. So I cooked it before we all get starved.

Jimin: Hyung hhyung hyung

EXO: Woaaaah.. This mushroom soup really rocks.

BTS: OFC, that's our Omma's cooking *proud*

Jimin: Hey guys----hey hey


/Jimin got ignored, but while eating, Xiumin spotted Yixing across the room seems to be searching for something/


Xiumin: Yixing? Hey. Come here--dinner is serve, what are you doing? C'mon

Lay: *seems searching for something* Later hyung.. now---where did I put---it.

/suddenly somebody's knocking the door/

Baekhyun: I GOT IT :D-------WHOA. Kyungsoo. Where have you been?

Kyungsoo: I just went to the market to buy some mushroom like what Seokjin hyung said.

Jin: Kyungsoo? Where have you been? I already cooked the mushroom you bought?

Kyungsoo: Cook? I---bought?

Jin: Yyyyeah. They're already eating now

Kyungsoo:  But---I just came.

Jin: What? Then what are those mushrooms---

Lay: *bothered* Ugh, sorry to interrupt, but have you saw a stash of mushrooms--

Jin: In the fridge?

Lay: Mmmmyeah? Maybe, I forgot where I put them maybe I put them in the fridge or---

Baekhyun: Oh shit

Kyungsoo: Shit

Jin: Hey. Language. Wait. What's happening? What's with your faces?

/Baeksoo looked at each other/

Jin: HEY tell me.

BaekSoo: You cooked Yixing Hyung's mushrooms

Jin: Is----is it a bad---thing?

Baekhyun: HYUNG. It's.....how am I gonna say this

Kyungsoo: That's not mushroom for food, mushroom

Jin: What do you mean

Kyungsoo: Oh god. You know what I mean

Lay: You saw my Mushrooms???? :D

Baekhyun: *whispered to Jin* Do you notice why Lay hyung sometimes kinda HIGH?

Jin: O_O oh no.. the boys!!!!


/Jin run as fast as he could back to the dining room where exo and bts eating together, but it's too late/


Jimin: /who's almighty standing at the table/
I. AM. GOLIAAAAATH!!! I AM THE GIANT WHO YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO!!

Suho: /standing above the counter/
GOLIATH! I AM ULTRA MAN! YOU SHOULD FIGHT ME!! GIANT VS GIANT!

Chen: I AM T-REXXXXXXXX!!! I WILL EAT YOU BECAUSE WE'RE AT JURASSIC PARK!!!!

Chanyeol: NO!! I AM NOT JURASSIC ! I AM THEEEE P....C....Y..... PARK----CHAN----CHAN-----CHAN--AHHH FUCK THIS! THIS IS MY LIGHT SABER!!!! *pulled out a broomstick* FIGHT ME T-REXXX!!!

Jungkook: /running around with a flashlights tied in his hands/
I AM IRON MAN! I AM IRON MAN! PUTUMMM PUTTUMM!! BOOOGHS!! DIE DIE DIE!! PEEEW PEWWW I SHOOT LAZERS!

Suga: AND I AM CAPTAIN KOREA!!
*wore a  south korea flag boxers at his head as his mask*
FIGHT ME IRON MANNNNN!!!!

Rapmon: MY BOXERS!!!!!!!!! GIMME THAT!!!!
/tripped over a chair, slams his face to the floor, floor cracked/

Tao: /clinging to Kris/
I am panda. Panda is bestfriend with Bamboo. You are Bamboo. Bamboo panda are bestfriends, remember that Bamboo. I am panda.

Kris: /looking so done standing like a pole/ Oh shit. I'm lucky that mushroom is not my style.
*eyes rolling*

Sehun: /checking his butt in the mirror/
OH MY GOOOOOOOOD~ I DIDN'T KNOW THERE'S A BEAUTY BEHIND ME. OH MY GOSH! I LOVE THIS CREATION! I LOVE YOU BUTT~ *stroking his but*

Luhan: *gasps*
NO! I AM YOUR BEAUTIFUL CREATURE!! YOU BITCH!!! HE'S MINE!!! *fights with Sese's butt*


/Xiumin & Hobi, at the fridge/


Xiumin: HEY!!! GET OUT OF THERE!! IT'S MY ICE CASTLE! I AM THE GUARDIAN OF THE ICE CUBES!! GET OUT THERE YOU INTRUDER!!!

JHope: /knocking at the freezer/ ELSA?? *knock2x* DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOW MAAAAAAN~

V: /screaming inside the fridge/ GO AWAY HOBI!!!!---HEY! I FOUND SOME JAMS HERE!! SO MANY JAAAAAAAMS!! CHIM-CHIM!!! TAEHYUNG IS IN THE JAMSLAND! HAAAAAAAALP!!!!

Jhope: OKAY BYEEEEE~ HAHAHAHHAHA !!! *uses the table cloth as his cloak running away*

Kai: /swiftly running from place to place/ I. AM. TELEPORTATION.. PFFFTTT!!! Now you see me, now you don't.
/runs to another place like ninja/


/While the Kyungsoo, Jin, Baekhyun & Lay who's safe from eating the mushroom soup/

Baekhyun: ARE THEY---

Kyungsoo: Yup. Completely high. Retards. I always want to do to this to them, but thanks Hyung. You did it for me. Respect.

Jin: *shocked to see what happened and worried over the members* But I---

Lay: Don't worry it'll be over till tomorrow. And trust me, when it's over they'll just sleep like babies. And it's fine. I still have more on my room :)I forgive you.

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