Requested by ForktheTroller

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Tao: OH MY GOD! ISN'T THAT THE----LEMME GO CHECK THAT OUT! (was about to grab the fur coat)

Man: *grabbed it before he does*

Tao: OI can't you see that it was suppose to be mine. Can't you see that latest gucci fur coat is the COAT THAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR !?

Man: Sorry, no offense, but are you an John Cena related, coz I can't see you.

Tao: WOAH!!!! HAH!!!! YOU. HAVE. NO. RIGHT TO ACCUSE ME LIKE THAT! I AM TAO.. HUANG ZITAO! YOU'RE NO BO DY !

Man: Meh. You're rude. Put Gucci Coat in the grocery basket

Tao: *shrieks* HOW CAN YOU DO THAT TO THE 2017 FALL COLLECTION SILVER BROWN FUR COAT---*and more BS you could describe for a gucci coat as a gucci addict*

Man: This. Is. A. Coat. You're still gonna wear it. Didn't buy it for me to describe the Nutrition Facts of this coat. I touched it first, my coat.

Tao: *gasps* HOW COULD YOU!!!!!

Man: you even gasps like you no korean. you korean?

Tao: I AM TAO

Man: lol. 

Tao: ARE YOU LAUGHING ON MY NAME!? 

Man: no. I just notice you look like a panda.

Tao: SHIT YOU NOT! WHAT IS YOUR NAME!?

Man: *sounds like james bond* YUNG, KIM TAEH-YUNG *lowers sunglass* *winks*

Tao: SO WHAT IF YOU ARE YUNG KIM TAEH-YUNG GIMME THAT COAT! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO BUY IT SINCE--

Tae: -NO! WHAT NOW IF YOU MEMORIZE THE NUTRITION FACTS OF THIS COAT!!!!!!

Tao: What nutrition facts are you talking about.. are you stupid!?

Tae: B--beach!? I just mentioned my name.. I AM YUNG---KIM--TAEHYUNG----WOULD U WANT ME TO SPELL IT FOR YOU!?

Tao: GO ON! SPELL IT!

Tae: Y---U----N---G-----K----E----I---E-----SOOOOOO What If I can't spell, this coat is still mine! And I look more better than this.... well if you excuse me.

Tao: NO! GET BACK HERE!!!!! *grabs coat*

Tae: Lol. Isn't that what your company told you----oops. Sorry. NOW. LET. GO. OF. MY. COAT. LIKE. HOW. YOU. LET. GO. OF. . .. . 

Tao: HOW COULD YOU----AH! I NEED THAT COAT!

Tae: /I need u tone/ I NEED THIS COAT! WAE? COZ THIS SHIT IS GUCCI, AND IT FITS PERFECTLY FOR MEH!!!

Tao: SHUT UP! YOUR VOICE MAKES MY EARS BLEED! *pulled coat*

Tae: WELL YOUR KOREAN IS SO BAD THAT PLUTO EVEN WANTS TO HIDE FROM THE SOLAR SYSTEM JUST NOT TO HEAR YOU SPEAK--

Tao: BIG MOUTH!

Tae: BIG EYES!

Tao: PUPPY FACE!!!! BITCH!

Tae: /gasps/ PANDA HYENA!!! /imitates his laugh/

Tao: I. Don't. Laugh. Like. That!!!!!

Tae: YES YOU DO.

Tao: SHUT UP.

Tae: NO YOU SHUT UP! *pulled his coat*

Tao: *pulled his coat and run away*

Tae:  *teleports* *blocked tao from running, took back coat again* Come at me bro. MUEHEHEHE *teleports*

Tao: *stops the time* *grabs coat effortlessly* Mueheheheh~ NO. Thank you!

Tae: /voice distorting, talks in slow mo/ WHOOOOOAAAAAA!! THAAAAAAAT'S UNFAAAAAAIR!!!! NOOOOO TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME STOOOOOOPIIIIIIIIING~ *teleports from the time-stopped area*

Tao: HAHAHAHAH THAT SHOULD----WHOA. WHERE IS HE.

Tae: *teleports* *took coat from Tao* I'll take this. Bye. Now, You Can't See Me. *teleports*

Tao: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! YOU MIGHT WIN NOW BUT I'LL GET MY REVENGE SOON!!!!!!

Kris: *smacks Tao's head* Why are you screaming. The people are watching, you're embarassing me. Now get your Gucci shit and let's get the hell outta here.

Tao: T_T but that kid took my long waited coat.

Kris: what kid.

Tao: he teleports!!!! Now, I can't see him!!!!

Kai: Wow. Rude. I was just. Here. On. Your. Side. After all------- I thought we're bestfriends. *storms away*

Tao: NO! KAI.. I DIDNT MEANT---DON'T TELEPORT TOO!!!!

Kai: *teleports too*

Tao: kai t.t

Kris: -_- ) you're wasting my time. Gotta kris----*flew away*

Tao: OTL my coaaaaaaaaaaatttttt...

/BTS dorm/

Tae: *stroking his coat* /Gollum's voice/ MA PRECIAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS~ MUEHEHEHE

Jungkook: you're scaring me bro

Jimin: did he bought-------Tae... another Gucci again? that's the fourth same gucci coat you had for this week.

Rapmon: lol. well, how bout you, did you already have your jams?

Jimin: AHHHHHIIISISIISSSJJJJHHHHHH!!!! I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU /runs away/

Jin: namjoon!!!!!!

Rapmon: whAt?