zaffreuph: So, Felipe, what is it like to work and interact with EXO and BTS?

F: Ooooh.. The Señoritos? Ummm.. Well they are all well behaved and--hahaha no just kidding, they always made fun of Felipe. Whenever felipe be giving them their wardrobes, they be like---ugh. Felipe wish to switch place with you all la chicas, I'm sure you'll love it here. Ohh, I gotta go, Feliper already heard Señor Tao screaming or calling  me from the bathroom. Adios, mi Amore.
*running away with a toilet paper in hand*

zaffreuph: Jimin, when are you planning to get jams? I mean, it's now 2016 and all but still you got no goddamn jams. Gahd lmao

JM: *sighs* *gave you a done face* *pulls you closer to him* *pinned you to a wall* *stared into your eyes* *leans closer to your face* *his breath touches your collar* *your faces is already 1-inch apart* HOW MANY TIMES I TOLD YOU I HAVE JA---

*somebody slams hard  at JM, JM fell unconscious*

RM: IN YOOOOO DREAMS!!

RM: ARE YOU ALRIGHT, MISS!?

zaffreuph: Baekhyun, choose between Chanyeol and Daehyun. ;)

BH: Ofcourse, my Aeri-L's . . I love you my DAUGHTERS!! ♥

CN: Daughter-Zoned

BH: Why are you always there whenever it's my interview!?

CN: HAHAHA eww *left* WhY DaFucK YoU LyiN~ Oh WhY yoU'rE LyiN~

zaffreuph: Luhan, WHEN ARE YOU PLANNING TO MARRY ME?!?!?!/1/1/1 T_T

LH: uhhh... hehehe.. Until you became legal. *winks*