Lunar_Crescent_1217 asks..

*So. Kookie and Suho. Why are you so handsome?!

JK: Should I say thank you because I know or I'm gonna walk out because it's awkward? I also don't know why I'm handsome. I think it's one of world's biggest mysteries. How about you do some research.

SH: Please repeat that again, and this time, said it out like it's not a question.

JN: WHY AM I NOT---

RM: *pulled Jin out* YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.. Not HANDSOME.. SO GET OUT OF THERE.. You're scaring the guest.

LC: And Jin, back off, they're more fab than you. Even I'm more fab than you, which is sad.  

JN: *soul exits body as he heard 'they're more fab than you'*This.... is....un...acc....e...p.ta..ble

LC: Take Jin out of the room before I ask the next question. This room better be soundproof.

*LC: Rapmon, would you rather have Jin or Suga? Namjin or Namgi?

RM: Is it safe to say? 

/since the room is soundproof and you and interviewer are alone, then yes/

RM: Good, because to be honest. Neither. *nervous laughing to poker face*

Jin: *screaming outside the room* HOW DARE YOU!!!

RM: BUT YOU SAID THIS ROOM IS---

LC: oops. wrong room. 

RM: 

Felipe: And it was that moment, Señor Namjoon knew he fucked up. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*LC: Xiumin, Happy birthday manly baozi!!!

XM: Come here...

XM: Thank you Baby Girl..

XM: SARANGHEEEEE~

*went back to the kitchen and eat his baozi*

*LC: Luhan. Choose between Xiumin, Sehun, hello kitty, and being manly.

LH: Uhhhhh *avoids the topic* OH WAIT--- I forgot that I have to take a bath.. Bye Dongsaeng. I'm gonna leave you for now. Thanks for this amazing interview. Bye

LC: But---

LH: *slams the door*

LC: . . . 

*LC: Suho why tf yoU GOTTA BE SO PERF

SH: 

SH: I know.

*then wild Chen pops out of nowhere and revealed SH's abs*

Chen: Now you saw his abs.. then you gotta see his d---

Members: CHEN WHAT----STOP!! NO!!!!!

*LC: Kris your drawings suck.

KR: Yes. My drawings sucks..

KR: ....just like your life.

KR: That's good work Kris. Burn those haters, Kris. You did well. *pats himself, self-support*