A question for BTS:

army_L_07: Jin, How come you're so beautiful even you're taking care of 5 kids and your husband?

JN: Eat healthy, had to stay calm, and exercise. My beauty is immortal. Never been ugly.

Suho: Pfft. Nice. Atleast you ONLY take care 5 children unlike me who's has 10--

JN: Well, you're pretty too.

Suho: T---Thanks?

JN: Well minus the part where I still look more beautiful even if I cry.

Suho: . . . 

JN: Yes bitch gtfo because you're disturbing my fab interview, leave peasant.

army_L_07: Suga, Who would you choose: Your neck pillow or us ARMYs?

SG: ARMYs being my neck pillow.

BTS: smooth

World: as

Universe: fuck

JM: MIN YOOONGIIIIII!!!!

army_L_07: Jhope, What would you feel if someone said Jimin is ugly and fat and all of BTS are no fun?

JH: Wait---Chimchim is----uglyeu--fateu??? BTS is no no funeu?

JH: *fainted, enregy dropped to zero, V caught him*

JH: No funeu???

JM & JK: *tries to cheer Hobi by dancing kpop girlgroup dances*
V: *comforting back hugs hobi*
SG: *rolling eyes*
JN: *reaching a bundle of grass to comfort Hobi*
RM: We're sorry if----*sigh*---Our hobi us just to really sensitive.

army_L_07: Rapmonste, If Jin became a girl, would you ever consider d----

RM: Yes.

army_L_07: ---ating her?

RM: Yes.

RM: See this ring? *raise his right hand* We're actually married.

army_L_07: Awwww.. that's so sweet Monie..

JN: YES. We're so inlove.

RM: *leans closer to your ear* help me. please. I beg you to take me away from this place, specially from Jin...

RM: *then moved away and smiled like nothing happened*

army_L_07: Jimin, What do you feel when RM always say "U got no jams" when actually, you have more jams than him?

JM: *blush* I--I had more Jams than him?? Wow. Hehe. R---really?

RM: That's it..

*RM shoving army_L_07 out of the house*

RM: Thank you for your interview, and I guess you're time is up and I suggest you leave--

JM: HEY HEY! DONT---ITS MY INTERVIEW!

*RM includes Jimin*

RM: You two...leave. Do your interview anywhere. JUST DONT MAKE ME HEAR THAT!!!
*slams door broken*

army_L_07: V, You're really handsome. What would you feel when you knew that Jungkook likes you more than he like GD?

V: LADY BUG!!!! HIHIHIH WAIT FOR BWI!

*V already teleported anywhere right before you finish your question*

army_L_07: Jungkook: Who will you choose: Jimin or V. Why?

JK: No one.

JM: *walks out into the corner, doomed4lyfeu*

V: *eating his feelings, holding. his. tears. goddammit*

JK: No one....because I need them both.