TheEmbry: Question for everyone: did you know I hid jams in El Dorado? :D

BTS: *stares*

EXO: *stares*

A/n: *stares*

Felipe: mi la chica and chico, Dora and Boots found the Eldorado. with the Jams as well..

EXO: SERIOUSLY!? How come we didnt know--

TE: IMPOSSIBLE..BUT I HID IT!!

RM: infact, the jams now....it's properly hidden at a secured place.

JM: I KNEW IT! HOW COULD YOU!

RM: me and felipe talked last night--and we associated.

Felipe: yeah and he gave me new boxers, Iron Man boxers.

SG&JK: NOT THOSE BOXERS!

JK: NO!!! THAT'S WHY IT'S GONE MISSING!---wait--why are you so concerned about my--

SG: There were questions in life and that doesnt needed to be answered. *shrugs*

JK: HYUNG!!!

RM: fuck. felipeitoldyoutokeepitsecret

Felipe: Ayayay.. my tongue slipped señor. oh, was it suppose to be a secret?

JM: MY JAMS GUYS!! WHERE IS IT!?!!!!

JN: Guys.. guys.. let's not fight--

Luhan: *gasps* Min Hyung..

Xiumin: oops.

Everybody: *looks at XM*

Xiumin: the jar of jams in the storage room...was it yours?

RM: please dont tell me the one in the wooden box

Xiumin: with a red lock??

RM: *palms sweating* . . . tell me you didn't--

Xiumin: *nervous laughing* Sorry--I....ate it.

RM: it's alright-- there are two others lef--

Kyungsoo: oops..

RM: *gulps* Please no

Kyungsoo: I--used it in my cooking last night. Sorry

RM: i am damned

V: HEHEHE GUYS! I DOUBLED CHECK IF IT WAS JIMIN'S KAWAII HEIGHT MADE HIM HARD TO SEE, BUT---I SWEAR HE'S NOT HERE WITH US NOW...WHERE'S JIMIN??

Chen: K--kawaii height??

Sehun: He meant height like yours -_-

Chen: SHOW SOME RESPECT TO ME MOON FACE!

Luhan: D--

Chen: WARN YOUR BOYFRIEND LU..OR I'LL--

Lay: GUYS~ IF WE FIGHT.. HITLER WILL RISE AND EAT THE CUCUMBERS ON OSAMA BIN LADEN'S SEXY BACK~

JK: Is . . is he--

Suho: DARN IT YIXING.. *taking away the crack Yixing's using*

Lay: MY BABIES!!

Meanwhile. .  .

*inside the bathroom, in the tub, there lies a weeping short munchkin, screaming in the pain of internal agony on to lost of his beloved......Jams*

"NOOOOO!!!! HUHUH NOOOOOOO!!!! JAMS!! NOOOO!!!"

*bgm in his tub drama*

I need you Jams, wae.. Namjoon hyung is selfish, not giving Chimchim some jams

I need you Jams, wae.. The jams was Jimin's height, and they want him to be the short one

Min needs his jams, Xiumin hyung ate it

Min needs his jams, Kyungsoo used it for cooking

Min's jamless now, it's rapmon's fault!

Get Suho's card, buy him new jams.

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Also this is dedicated to jamlesskidpotato, remember the request you told me about:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/ ole~