akookieformeandyou: Question for Kookie and suga

JK: *anticipates* YESS!!! ANOTHER INTER--

AKFMY: *slaps and holds his collar* 

JK: 

"P-pPle aS e do Don Dont Hu Urt Me. I'M FRa Gi lE.." *voice cracking*

AKFMY: WHY U GOTTA ASSAULT MY HEARTEU, I WILL SUE YOU. 

JK: *shockingly stared and froze to AKFMY*

SG: *wheezing to see JK being shocked from getting beaten up*

"God. This is so---golden. haha."

AKFMY: AND YOU TOO YOONGI. 

SG: *annoyed, flustered, scared*

"fuck...what?"

AKFMY: SHIT U AINT DOIN ANYTHING BUT YOU'RE MY SECOND FAV, *whispers* sorry but kookie took no.1 in my heart, BUT WHY U GOTTA RUIN MA LYFE AND MA FEELS MANNNNN

YoonKook: 

SG: This girl needs mental check up. I really need to go home. I miss my neck pillow.

JK: *low voice* Hyung. I'm scared at her, can I hold your hand? *slowly crawled his hand to SG's*

SG: *slowly part his hand away* You gay or what, man up Kookie.

JK: But this girl..

SG: just. let. her---

JK: But this is an interview right? Why is she scaring us..

SG: Shut up. We'll settle this with A/n later, let's kill her.

JK: Hyung this girl is throwing tantrum---

SG: Shhh.. that's what Idols life do. Watching the fangirls burst and burn. INFIR---

AKFMY: *flips them both* *puts kookie in a sack**kidnaps kookie*
THE GOLDEN SEAGULL IS MIIIINNNNNNNEEEEEEEE

*Kookie screaming fading as he's being taken away*

SG: Fuck

*dialling phone*

SG: Hello? Jin Hyung? Kookie got kidnapped----

*Jimin comes bursting into the door*

JM: WHERE IS KOOKIE!?!?!?!

SG: Jimin help m--

JM: *run over Yoongi and chased AKFMY with Kookie in the sack*

SG: Wait---

"What about me then?" </3