miningfulbebe asks: 

Question for Jimin: would you rather have Suga's love, Jungkook's height or Jams?

JM: Your V-card perhaps? *wiggling eyebrows*

SG: *pulled Jimin from his hoodie* I can't believe you unpick me. C'mon go make me some sandwich.

JM: *still flirting with eyes with you* *mouthing* 8pm...in my room. Tonight.

JK: Jinnnn hyung.. Jimin is making rape faces! *disgusted face*

Question for RapMonstah: do you think Jin can overreact sometimes?

JN: *glaring at RM*

RM: *sweating af* *eyes shifting left to right*

RM: Uhhhh

RM: Y---yes??

JN: WHAT!? I OVERREACT!? HOW COULD YOU TELL I GO OVER REACT---*got shot by a tranquilizer*

SG: *shots tranquilizer to Jin using that bow* Bulls eye. Guess my archery lessons really paid off.

RM: *exhales big* THANK YOU SO MUCH. *sigh* 

Question for Suga: do you think Jimin is cute?

SG: *stares at Jimin*

JM: 

SG: 

SG: Nope. He's not cute.

BTS: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

JM: I tried hard to do that aegyo.

SG: You're sexy hot

BTS: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *chaotic screams*

SG: Why the fuck did I open my mouth.
*OTL and regrets while being surrounded by black lines on the corner*

Question for Jungkook: Jungkook would you rather be the golden maknae or GD's boyfriend?

JK: *sighs and stares out into the abyss* 

JK: if it's the case then...

JK: *jumps out of the window*

JK: NEEEEEIIIIIIITTTTTTTHHHHEEEEEEERRRR!!!

Question for Jin: Would you rather be beautiful or be beautiful but not work for BigHit?

JN: *poker face* I'm always beautiful. And I will never not work for BigHit. I owe Big Hit alot.

BTS: *crying* So much confidence.............Ninja chopping onions everywhere

JN: *was chopping onions while answering* No boys, it's only me.

JN: Next question?

BTS: HYUNG STOP CHOPPING ONIONS IN THE INTERVIEW!

Question for Taehyung: Chose between Jungkook and J-Hope

V: Jimin..

JK: SHE SAID BETWEEN ME AND JHOPE!

JH: *dances crazily infront* I'M ONLY JIMIN'S BITCH!!

V: That's why..... *pulled Jimin who's in between JK & JH*

V: She said between right? So Jiminie sits between JK & JH, so Taehyung pick Jiminie~ O3O)

JH & JK: *facepalms* not literally tae..

V: wut? hihihi

Question 2 for Taehyung: Fück marry kill, meh(sorry his my bias XD) 

V: Fuck? What's Fuck? Marry? Noooo Tae-tae is not allowed to marry. Kill?? noooo.. How about we Turn Up??

Jungkook, Jimin?

V: Can't I have both??? (Q_Q) Tae wanna be fair..

JK: No. It's either me or that dwarf.

JM: HEY! Respect me you---

JK: Why?? What are you gonna do??

JH: *slowly pulled V away* You want lollipop little guy?

V: WOWIPAAAAP?? YES PLEASE! *left with Hobi*

Question(dare) for J-Hope: I dare you to dance touch my bodeh without moving your legs

JH: M---move touch ma--body--without moving----your----legs??

JH: She---she said---without mo--movi-moving your legs....wow.

Why---- *crying*

My heart is-----oh my goood.. *sniffs*

  Y---You can't dance Touch ma body----with--without MOVING YOUR LEGS!!! IT IS NOT TOUCH MA BODY WITHOUT MOVING THEM LEGS!! WHY!!! YOU HURT HOBI~ T_T 

BTS: *trying to comfort Hobi*

SG: Do we still have Tranquilizers left??? I really need to shot a horse to shut up

V: You mean this???? *ate it*

SG: Shit.