_Park_Innie asks...

• Kyung, when did you know how to cook?

Kyungsoo: the moment when I knew nobody from these faggots (Exo) knew how to cook.

Chanyeol: Hey.... I know how to cook before---

Kyungsoo: *know how to BURN them

Chanyeol: EXACTLY MY POINT :D

Lay: *slowly raise his hand* I, too, know how to cook before...

Kyungsoo: You're not a faggot hyung.

• Baek, can you teach me some hapkido skills?

Baek: Sure... but let's test your voice first... moan for me..

Exo&BTS: . . . seriously

Baek: YOU---YOU KNEW N--NOTHING ABOUT HAP--HAPKIDO!

Exo: Srsly... Moan?

BTS: She's just a kid 

Baek: y o u  k n  e w  n o o o o o t h  h i n g  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

• Xiu, why are you so cute?

Xiu: *blushing but cannot talk with all the foods stuffed in his mouth*

Xiu: Mmmm... Hehehe.. *eyesmiling & smiling only like a chipmunk with stuffy cheeks*

• Se, why do you love bubble teas?

Sehun: why, are you going to buy me one?

• Lu, why do you like Hello Kitty?

Lu: OMGUSHHH!! I'M NEXT TO SE---*coughs*I didn't know I'm already on air....*coughs awkwardly* 

Lu: *whispers* can you cut that part? edit it out? please? . . .no? fuck...

Lu: OHOHOHOHOHOHO OKAAAAYY*flustering* Ahhh.... I like hello kitty because it's----uh----reminds me of EXO-Ls.. I love EXO-Ls... Saranghaeyo

Exo&BTS: smoooothh 

Lu: shut up

• Why are your ears big?

Chanyeol: HAHAHAHAHA it's because of Kyungsoo...

Suho: Since predebut, Soo is our disciplinarian, and turns out  Chany is the most hyper and loud, Kyungsoo habitually pulled his ears down to his level

BTS: But how about Baekhyun, he's the hype of your group also.. hehe

Kyungsoo: I permanently pulled his Manliness away from him

Everyone: OOOOOHHH

V: THATS WHY YOU BECAME MY MOOOOMM!!

Baek: V, you're not helping

• Lay, who are you?

/it's day 5 after he heard his question on Reader's Funterview, Zhang Yixing, froze down and still not moving at his position with a puzzled face.....thinking....WHO. IS. HE./

• Tao, why are you like that?

Tao: I don't understand

• Suho, why is your skin so fair?

Suho: Because I'm an Angel. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Jeonghan(screaming at the window): HOW DARE YOU TO CALL YOURSELF LIKE THAT!! YOU'RE AN IMPOSTER!!!!

/But Everyone from inside didn't hear Jeonghan screaming wildly at the window outside/

Suho: Why am I having a feeling somebody's watching me... Heheh anyways... Hehehe true, I'm an angel..

• Kai, why do you love chicken?

Kai: Because it has breast....legs......so meaty...so......

Exo: when it comes from you, it sounds so porn

Kai: . . . what

Jin: true. breasts, legs are the meatiest in a chicken

Suga: Sorry guys, he's literally be talking about a CHICKEN

Jin: Hmmm what? why---

Kai: I'm also literally be talking about a CHICKEN

Exo: No, Sorry Kai.. It's really different to hear it from you versus from Jin

Jin: What---what are we talking about here?

Everyone: NEVERMIND

Kai: I swear i'm talking about a chicken
*crossed arms, pouted lips, lazy eyes, eyebrows frowning and sliding down on his seat*

• Kris, am I your style?

Kris: no

• Kookie, why is your nose so big?

Jungkook: Ha, even my nose is so big, you can't deny the fact that I'm irresistible..

Jhope&Sehun: *coughs* savage

• V, why are you cuter than your mom?

Baek: BEFORE MY SON COULD ANSWER YOUR QUESTION.. WHERE IN THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT QUESTION YOU--

V: Mom, calm down okay? (o3o) You're always be the cuter for Bwi... Promise

Baek: *teary* really? T_T come at me Baby Tae Tae... Thanks baby.. T+T

V: *mouthing* I lied.... *making a 'It's cool she is now calmed down' gesture* 

V: I'm cuter because I got it from my mom mixed it with my Daddy Dae dae's genes :)

Daehyun: *dropped down from the sky* THATS MY BOY!!!

Everyone: dafuq are you here?

A/n: wrong book dude

Daehyun to A/n: HEY... you wrote about me and my eyeliner family, I'm still not allowed here?

A/n: . . . .

• Suga, why do you sleep all day?

/suga is sleeping/

• Jin, why do you love Mario so much?

Jin: because I'm Princess Peach.

BTS: . . . 

Exo: . . .

Luhan: *high pitched tone* AT IT GIRL!! :D *cheering*

Exo: *looking disgusting at Lu*

Luhan: *turned manly* I mean, I like Super marios too..

• Hobi, why are you crazier than V?

V: WOMAN! I DEMAND YOU TO -- - - 

Hobi: HEHEHE. CRAZIER?? ISNT THAT THE SONG TAYLOR SWIFT USED TO SING?

Hobi: YOU LERFT MEY FEERTEU ERWN THER GREWN~ SPERN MEE AROOOOWUND YOU MAKE ME CRAZIER CRAZEUYAER~

Everyone: *facepalm*

V: AS I WAS SAYING! I DEMAND YOU TO---

Hobi: No, Tae.. Stop. She called it. I'm more crazier than you.

• Jimin, do you want more jams?

At the farthest seat at the back, a head pops out behind Exo and BTS, grinning and smiling and intensively be nodding..

Rapmon: No. You can't give him that..

Jimin: YOU. SHUT. UP.

Rapmon: Shut up too

Jimin: NO YOU SHUT UP--

Jin: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU

JiMon: *glaring at each other from their seats both on the deepest corners*

• Rapmon, can you teach me algebra?

Rapmon: After attempting on giving him jams?????

Rapmon: I d o n t  t h i n k s o