You: *sigh* Pick it up..

Bias: *groans* Do I have to?

You: YOU WANT THAT ON THE FIRST PLACE, NOW PICK IT UP.

Bias: BUT YOU ENJOYED WHILE WE'RE MAKING IT! YOU PICK IT UP!

You: _____! I HAVE GROCERY BAGS IN MY HAND FOR FUCK SAKE!

Bias: But I could move by itself right?

You: *death glare*

Bias: *sigh* Fine... Fine... 

*crouching down as bias picking up your toddler who's facedown tripped on the ground*