Xiumin: he looks younger than u even your age is half of his

Luhan: you look manlier than her

Kris: hiZ pAiNTinGz ArE LIfE

Suho: u have no black card

Lay: u cant stay mad at him

Baekhyun: errr because Chany said so ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wait for it

Chen: you fell inlove even he trolls u

Chanyeol: he's you bias wrecker. wrecker. wrecker. wre-----cker.

Kyungsoo: because he slit throats using a spoon

Tao: he has guccis while u got sando bag

Kai: because of him, your mind becomes byun of the title. fite mi!

Sehun: he's so perfect that he can't notice u. truth hurts